halo jones
The Fly
Coca Cola was originally green?
Take out the words North and South and the name of all the continents start and end with the same letters?
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard?
You cannot kill yourself by holding your breath?
Women blink twice as much as men.
It is impossible to lick your own elbow?
People say bless you when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up in the sky
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick is the hardest tongue twister in the English language
If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib. If you try to supress it you can rupture a blood vessel in your neck and die
Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charliemagne
Diamonds - Julia Caesar
If a statue of a person in a park on a horse has both front legs in the air, then it means they died as a result of wounds received in a war battle but if the horse has all four legs on the ground then it means that they died of natural causes
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes and windshield wipers all have in common?
(A)They were all invented by women.
What is the only food that doesn't spoil in the world?
(a) honey
A crocodile can 't stick out its tongue
A snail can sleep for up to three years
All polar bears are left handed
Butterflies taste with their feet
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump
In the last 4000 years no animal has been domesticated
On average more people fear spiders than they do death
Shakespeare invented the word assassination and bump
Stewardessess is the longest typed word using only your left hand
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Most lipstick contains traces of fish scales
Like fingerprints everyone has their own tongue print
Now I bet at least 99% of you will try to lick your own elbow....
Take out the words North and South and the name of all the continents start and end with the same letters?
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard?
You cannot kill yourself by holding your breath?
Women blink twice as much as men.
It is impossible to lick your own elbow?
People say bless you when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up in the sky
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick is the hardest tongue twister in the English language
If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib. If you try to supress it you can rupture a blood vessel in your neck and die
Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charliemagne
Diamonds - Julia Caesar
If a statue of a person in a park on a horse has both front legs in the air, then it means they died as a result of wounds received in a war battle but if the horse has all four legs on the ground then it means that they died of natural causes
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes and windshield wipers all have in common?
(A)They were all invented by women.
What is the only food that doesn't spoil in the world?
(a) honey
A crocodile can 't stick out its tongue
A snail can sleep for up to three years
All polar bears are left handed
Butterflies taste with their feet
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump
In the last 4000 years no animal has been domesticated
On average more people fear spiders than they do death
Shakespeare invented the word assassination and bump
Stewardessess is the longest typed word using only your left hand
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Most lipstick contains traces of fish scales
Like fingerprints everyone has their own tongue print
Now I bet at least 99% of you will try to lick your own elbow....