Crzy Sayings of an Old Irish Lady aka Kellys Gram!

adamswildhoney · 08-05-2002, 11:16 PM

My Gram is so funny she says the funnest things sometimes and it makes me laugh so hard.

I love her with all me heart and i wanted to share some of her quotes with all you!

"Piss up a Rope"

"Balls"

"Bullshit"

"F*ktioning" instead of Functioning

and the list can go on and on and on!
Ill be back later to tell ya more but for now you guys can share your own.

FishNeedsABicycle · 08-05-2002, 11:26 PM

My grandfather used to say "FECKSHITE WOMAN!" to my grandmother when he was really pissed...lol

MissVelvetDress_75 · 08-05-2002, 11:34 PM

awww...i love your gram!

hippy · 08-05-2002, 11:45 PM

You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

Stories for Boys · 08-06-2002, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by hippyactress
You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

i love that show... it's on pbs from time to time.....i laugh......

**Bonochick** · 08-06-2002, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by Stories for Boys

i love that show... it's on pbs from time to time.....i laugh......

I used to watch that show with my grandma all the time! I never saw her laugh so hard!!!!!!

"That poor Richard!" she'd always say!

hippy · 08-06-2002, 12:19 AM

YAY for BritCom fans!

*high fives*

My friends and I also used to do the "Mr. Humphries are you free?" thing

Man, this is way off topic...

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD

DML · 08-06-2002, 10:40 AM

Hmm...the only thing that sticks out in my mind about my grandma is when she, my step grandpa and my mother would play cards she would call everybody...(this is so foul) "You rotten crotch" Also once when she was visiting us, my mother was out shopping or something and grandma was watching us, and I guess my brother and I were behaving particularly naughty so she decided to lock us out on the front porch.

MissVelvetDress_75 · 08-06-2002, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hippyactress
You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

funny show. i watched it the other night on BBC America. very funny.

stephannv · 08-06-2002, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by DML
"You rotten crotch"

Actually, only one of the smilies spewed because of your statement, but you know how it is, once one person barfs and everyone sees it, the whole crowd is soon blowing chunks

Discoteque · 08-06-2002, 11:04 PM

ack....my mother IS Hyacinth.

Um...but without the accent.

((((Love)))) my (only two) grandparents....grampa is still feisty (at 95) and gramma is sweet as pie (she's 100!). My gramma has never said a bad thing about anyone...but when she's mad at someone she might call them a "pill"!

awww...

Quote:

Originally posted by hippyactress
But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

hippy · 08-06-2002, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Discoteque
ack....my mother IS Hyacinth. Um...but without the accent.

"Hello! Bucket residence."

lol

Stories for Boys · 08-07-2002, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hippyactress

"Hello! Bucket residence."

lol

"it's bouquet"

08-05-2002, 11:16 PM	#1
adamswildhoney ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in NorCal Posts: 10,333 Local Time: 07:15 AM	Crzy Sayings of an Old Irish Lady aka Kellys Gram! My Gram is so funny she says the funnest things sometimes and it makes me laugh so hard. I love her with all me heart and i wanted to share some of her quotes with all you! "Piss up a Rope" "Balls" "Bullshit" "F*ktioning" instead of Functioning and the list can go on and on and on! Ill be back later to tell ya more but for now you guys can share your own. __________________

08-05-2002, 11:26 PM	#2
FishNeedsABicycle Refugee Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Down by the River Posts: 1,862 Local Time: 10:15 AM	My grandfather used to say "FECKSHITE WOMAN!" to my grandmother when he was really pissed...lol __________________

08-05-2002, 11:45 PM	#4
hippy ONE<br>love, blood, life Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Lookin' for the face I had before the world was made Posts: 12,144 Local Time: 11:15 AM	You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense... But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth" ((((grandparents)))) __________________ Write for Interference! Email or PM me (kim@interference.com) if you're interested.

08-06-2002, 12:19 AM	#7
hippy ONE<br>love, blood, life Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Lookin' for the face I had before the world was made Posts: 12,144 Local Time: 11:15 AM	YAY for BritCom fans! high fives My friends and I also used to do the "Mr. Humphries are you free?" thing Man, this is way off topic... WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD __________________ Write for Interference! Email or PM me (kim@interference.com) if you're interested.

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08-05-2002, 11:34 PM	#3
MissVelvetDress_75 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: basking in my post-concert glow still mesmerized by the orbit of his hips..Also Holding Bono Close as he requested. Posts: 25,776 Local Time: 11:15 AM	awww...i love your gram!

08-06-2002, 10:40 AM	#8
DML War Child Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: outside the Quick Stop Posts: 773 Local Time: 10:15 AM	Hmm...the only thing that sticks out in my mind about my grandma is when she, my step grandpa and my mother would play cards she would call everybody...(this is so foul) "You rotten crotch" Also once when she was visiting us, my mother was out shopping or something and grandma was watching us, and I guess my brother and I were behaving particularly naughty so she decided to lock us out on the front porch.