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Bahahaha, this is too much fun! :lmao:

"Vorsprung Durch U2."

"Just Do U2."

"Happiness is U2-Shaped."

"The Future's Bright. The Future's U2."

"Because So Much Is Riding On Your U2."

"I'm a Secret Bono Drinker."

"The Curiously Strong Bono."

"This Is Not Your Father's Bono."

"Bread Wi' Adam Taken Out."

"The Appliance Of Adam."

"I Saw Edge and I Thought of You."

"To Our Members, We're The Fourth Edge."

"There's Only One Edge."

"The Edge of Confidence."

"Let's Face The Music and Edge."

"Is It Live, Or Is It Larry?"

"Ring Around the Larry Gets Your Whole Wash Clean."

"Got Larry?"

"Don't Say Brown, Say "Paul"."

"Thank Paul It's Friday."

Okay, I'm done now. I promise. :D
 
heh. I'm baaackkkk

The Bono of Champions.
Taste the Bono.
Bet You Can't Eat Bono.
The Joy of Bono.
Where's The Bono?
Watch Out, There's a Bono About.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Bono.


Larry Prevents That Sinking Feeling. <--- Damn Straight! :D
Larry - The Best A Man Can Get.
Smart. Beautiful. Larry. <--- Definately!!! :sexywink: :yes:
Everything We Do is Driven by Larry.
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Larry.

Gotta Lotta Adam. :lmao:
The Right Adam at the Right Time.
Ring Around the Adam Gets Your Whole Wash Clean.
Wouldn't You Like To Be An Adam Too?
With A Name Like Adam, It Has To Be Good.
Welcome To Adam Country.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My The Edge.
I'm a Secret The Edge Drinker. :shocked:
What Would You Do For A The Edge?
Don't Forget The The Edge, Mum.

Stimulation for Body and U2.
All You Add Is U2.
Let Your U2 Do The Walking.
The Joy of U2.



:lmao:
 
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Did someone say moob?

For the moob you don't yet know.

A different kind of company. A different kind of moob.

It's how moob is done.

Happiness is moob-shaped.

Think moob.
 
*giggle*

"Which Twin has the U2?" i do i do i do!!

"Make Someone Happy with a U2" :happy:

"Keep That U2 Complexion" :wink:

"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her U2" :yes:

"Everything We Do Is Driven By U2" heehee

"Clunk Click, Every U2" wtf?!?

"U2, Take Me Away"

"A Finger of U2 is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat" :ohmy:

"Leggo my U2!" *giggle*

"Shake the Bottle, Wake the U2" :yawn:

"If You Like A Lot Of U2 On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club" :drool:

"The Right U2 at the Right Time" heh...

THESE ARE HILARRYOUS!!!
 
Do the Edge

Edge is Our Middle Name

No Edge, No Comment

An Edge Works Wonders

For that Deep Down Body Edge

Thank Edge it's Friday! *perfect!!! LMAO!!!!!!!*

Men Can't Help Acting On Edge

The Edge that Eats Like a Meal

If Only Everything in Life Was as Reliable As an Edge

For Mash, Get Edge
 
That thing is addictive...

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Larry Too?

Kills All Known Larry - Dead.

Spreads Straight from the Larry. :huh:

You've Got Questions. We've Got Larry.

Don't Say Brown, Say "Larry".

Would You Give Someone Your Last Larry? :no: Nor my first!

Go To Work On A Larry. <----- You don't have to tell me twice!

Because Larry Can't Drive. <----- This sounds more like Bono though...

Ask the Man From the Larry.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Larry.

The Real Smell of Larry. :drool:

Unzip a Larry. :hyper: Gah!

The Larry of your Life.

Schhh... You Know Larry. :lol:

Do The Larry. :ohmy: How about "do Larry"?

Because I'm Worth Larry. :yes:

Larry. It's What's For Dinner. :shocked:

It's Larry Time.

There's Always Room For Larry. <---- I don't think this one applies for Adam :shifty:
 
Beanz Meanz Adam.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Adam.
The Loudest Noise Comes From the Electric Adam.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Adam in Your Cup. :eek:
Probably The Best Adam In The World.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Adam.
Wait Till We Get Our Adam On You. :lmao:
Spreads Straight from the Adam.
Adam Really Satisfies.

:shifty:

Be Like Dad, Keep Kristie Doing Adam.

*runs*
 
Kristie said:

The Loudest Noise Comes From the Electric Adam.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Adam in Your Cup. :eek:
:shifty:

Be Like Dad, Keep Kristie Doing Adam.

*runs*
Click to expand...

:eek:

How many hours did you spend there to get so many great ones? :lol:
 
Drinka Pinta Bonofur A Day.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Bonofur.
Look, Ma, No Bonofur!
My Goodness, My Bonofur!
Bonofur - The Appetizer!

Don't Say Brown, Say "Adam's Bum".
Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Adam's Bum Fits.
Got Adam's Bum?
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Adam's Bum. *SNORT*
Snap! Crackle! Adam's Bum!
It's That Adam's Bum Feeling.
The Appliance of Adam's Bum.
Adam's Bum - The Best A Man Can Get.

this is far too amusing

You've Got Questions. We've Got Bono's Crotch Night-Light.
Bono's Crotch Night-Light-Lickin' Good.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Bono's Crotch Night-Light.
 
Any Time, Any Place, Mullet.
You Deserve A Mullet Today.
And All Because The Lady Loves Mullet.
The Curiously Strong Mullet.
Obey Your Mullet.

Men Can't Help Acting On Naisin. *giggle*
You Deserve A Naisin Today.
For the Naisin You Don't Yet Know

Solutions For a Small Beanie.
The Beanie of Champions.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Beanie.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Beanie.

Everything We Do is Driven by a Giant Mirrorball Lemon.
Obey Your Giant Mirrorball Lemon.
I Saw Giant Mirrorball Lemon and I Thought of You.


The Macphisto With The Hole.
Aaahh, Macphisto!
Does the Hard Macphisto for You.
Don't You Just Love Being In Macphisto?
Mmmmmmmmmm-Macphisto.
We Do Macphisto Right.

I'm stopping this time, I SWEAR
 
This Is Not Your Father's Sexy Naked Larry. <---- :scratch: He has one too?

At 29p a Sexy Naked Larry, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket. <--- I'll buy me 60, please.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Sexy Naked Larry.

The Sexy Naked Larry Bars Are On Me!

Little. Yellow. Different. Sexy Naked Larry. :no:

Sexy Naked Larry is so Bracing.

A Sexy Naked Larry Works Wonders. <----- I bet!

Watch Out, There's a Sexy Naked Larry About. <---- Where, where??? *runs around screaming and looking everywhere*

Don't You Just Love Being In Sexy Naked Larry? :drool:

Gotta Lotta Sexy Naked Larry.

Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Sexy Naked Larry Fits. :yes:
 
Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse-Lickin' Good.

It's Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse Time.

This Is The Age Of The Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse.

My Goodness, My Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse!

The Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse Sign Means Happy Motoring.

The Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse That Eats Like A Meal. :shifty:

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Stephanie Grabbing Bono's Arse.
I think that should be in my signature
 
I can't stop!

:crack:

Make It A Larry's Man Groove Night.

Get the Larry's Man Groove Habit.

There's Only One Larry's Man Groove.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Larry's Man Groove.

A Larry's Man Groove A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

The Larry's Man Groove Of Paradise.


The Non-Sticky Sticky Larry's Stick.

Larry's Stick-Lickin' Good.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Larry's Stick.

Melts In Your Larry's Stick, Not In Your Hand.

Cleans a Big, Big Larry's Stick For Less Than Half a Crown.

I Think, Therefore Larry's Stick.

Let The Larry's Stick Take The Strain.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Larry's Stick Overnight.

Come Fly The Friendly Larry's Stick.

Got Larry's Stick?

Just One Larry's Stick - Give It To Me!

The Joy of Larry's Stick.
 
Get the Larry's Moobs Habit.

Taste the Larry's Moobs. < -- Gladly :drool:

The Larry's Moobs of your Life.

Wait Till We Get Our Larry's Moobs On You.

Leggo my Larry's Moobs! <---- never!!!!!

Welcome To Larry's Moobs Country. <--- where i want to live

:lmao:
 
My Goodness, My Bono's Leather Clad Ass!

Gotta Lotta Bono's Leather Clad Ass.

Get the Bono's Leather Clad Ass Habit.

Your Bono's Leather Clad Ass, Right Away.

Fall Into The Bono's Leather Clad Ass.

Recommended By Dr. Bono's Leather Clad Ass.

When You've Got Bono's Leather Clad Ass, Flaunt It. :lmao:

The Bono's Leather Clad Ass Of Paradise.

Go To Work On A Bono's Leather Clad Ass. :mac:

We're with the Bono's Leather Clad Ass.

This Is The Age Of The Bono's Leather Clad Ass.



:mac:
 
Who Would You Have A Sexynekkidlarry With?


You Deserve A Sexynekkidlarry Today.


If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Sexynekkidlarry.


Wait Till We Get Our Sexynekkidlarry On You. :drool:


Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Sexynekkidlarry. :lol:


Fall Into The Sexynekkidlarry. <----- oh yeah!!! any volunteers for this? :sexywink:


Please Don't Squeeze The Sexynekkidlarry. :shocked: :lmao:


Sexynekkidlarry-Finger Lickin' Good. <---:tongue:
 
teehee!!

"Solutions for a small Edge"
"You're never alone with an Edge" :eek:
"Schh..you know Edge"
"I feel like Edge tonight" :laugh:
"Mild Green Edge liquid" :huh:
"Happiness is a cigar called Edge"
"Good to the last edge"
"Promise her anything, but give her Edge" :hyper: yes! For christmas! pleeese

"Make it an Edge night"
"Don't say brown, say Edge"
"I want my Edge"
"Make someone happy with an Edge" Make me happy :)
"Gives a meal Edge-appeal" hm...wonder what THAT is..
"Only Edge has the answer"
:hyper: this is fun!! heeheee..
 


Solutions For a Small Beanie.
The Beanie of Champions.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Beanie.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Beanie.

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those^^ are the best!! imagine edge in a pink beanie...:huh:
 
I love this one!

Don't Forget the MOFO, Mum.


Leggo My PLEBA
Its a lot less PLEBA than a Hover


For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Pleba :lol: :lol:
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Pleba.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Pleba.

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Pleba?
The Pleba of Champions.

The Non-Sticky Sticky Pleba. :censored:
The Pleba That Eats Like A Meal.
Naughty, but Pleba.
Made To Make Your Pleba Water.
 
And all because the lady loves U2.

Edge-Lickin' Good

Feel The Raw Naked Edge Of The Road :ohmy:

I Bet He Drinks Edge

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Edge.

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Edge

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Edge On Your Knife

Probably The Best Edge In The World

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Edge

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Edge

Good Edge Has Danish Written All Over It

I LOVE THESE!!!! hahahahaah
 
Kristie said:
You've Got Questions. We've Got Bono's Crotch Night-Light.
Bono's Crotch Night-Light-Lickin' Good.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Bono's Crotch Night-Light.
Click to expand...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Isn't that just the best site EVER?

And all of my friends seem to have found it at the same time. Everyone on LJ's going crazy over them. I went and did a whole slew using my English professors - I think they should go on the major T-shirts this year!

I sent 'em a few more slogans they'd missed. Imagine:

"Don't you wish everything was made like Bono's Crotch Night-Light?"

Oooh, I should go plug 'slash' in there!

<runs off>
 
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