Christmas with U2

[U2Kitten]

What do you think it's like having Christmas with the boys? All the toys those lucky kids must get? Could you imagine sitting around the tree with your favorite guy, watching the lights sparkle in his eyes, stockings hung up with their names on them? Think about them sitting by the tree, passing presents out to you! Everyone tell us your Christmas fantasy with your favorite guy!!

Mine would be just watching Bono's sweet family smiling and enjoying themselves and being together appreciating their good life.
What a pretty picture.

 

[spinninghead77]

This brings us back to the neverending Debate, does his stocking say "Bono" or "Paul" or perhaps "Dad"???

Christmas with my family is very cozy, and fun, but I would love to join the Hewson family on Christmas morning. I am sure that the kids get everything they asked Santa for, and that Bono buys very romantic gifts for Ali.

 

[U2Kitten]

I was thinking about that too, stockings that say "Bono" and "Edge" how cute!

 

[WildHonee]

1. Ali calls Bono "Baby"

2. Edge puts up a massive light display on the top of the house (bc they all live in one big house)

3. Bono eats cranberry sauce outta the can

4. Little girls with Spanish eyes send 'em tamales.

5. Larry is kept away from the ornaments, or else all the females present would go bonkers.

6. Adam drinks all the Edge Nog

7. Bono plays the Destiny's Child XMas album all day.

8. They dress up Paul McGuiness at Santa

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[Jody]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


2. Edge puts up a massive light display on the top of the house (bc they all live in one big house)

Lol I was just thinking Edge would have to be in charge of the lights.
If Paul McG is being Santa can I dress Edge up as an elf? Plllleeeeeeaaaaaaase

 

[WildHonee]

OK costumes:
PAUL M: Santa

EDGE: Elf

BONO: a Penguin

LARRY:

ADAM: Sparky, the drunken reindeer

FECK! What can LARRY be??!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


BONO: a Penguin

*Spinninghead77 checks to see if he is wearing anything under his costume*

Only Black Bikini Briefs (from the restaurant interview many years ago)

*Falls off chair, and spends Christmas on the floor drooling*

 

[WildHonee]

And I was hoping I wouldn't have to work this Xmas.

*gets out mop*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[Jody]

Larry can be my Christmas pudding.

Or a cracker
*imagines April pulling one end and Mullen Girl pulling on the other* Actually maybe not, could get violent

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


BONO: a Penguin

*Spinninghead77 checks to see if he is wearing anything under his costume*

Only Black Bikini Briefs (from the restaurant interview many years ago)

*Falls off chair, and spends Christmas on the floor drooling*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Jody:

Or a cracker
*imagines April pulling one end and Mullen Girl pulling on the other*

*falls off the mountain of tamales*

Could Larry be a snowman? Nah he'd just melt himself....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[Jody]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*falls off the mountain of tamales*

Could Larry be a snowman?

Only if he didn't have buttons for eyes. They would pop off and then he wouldn't be able to see.

*thinks to self blind Larry would be easier to seduce*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Jody:
Only if he didn't have buttons for eyes. They would pop off and then he wouldn't be able to see.

*thinks to self blind Larry would be easier to seduce*

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by DML:
This isn't so creative but Larry could be the little drummer boy...

Awww....imagines Larry in leiderhosen with a teeny little drum and one stick! How cute!

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"Adam, Larry Mullen Jr., and Edge. They're my drug." -Bono
"Bono, add yourself to that mix!" -hippy

One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[Foadie]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
Awww....imagines Larry in leiderhosen with a teeny little drum and one stick! How cute!

Ahhhh!!! Larry doesn't have a little drum! And he most certainly doesn't have ONE STICK!!!! *scandalizes self* Oh shite. This is supposed to be a holy night.

 

[DML]

This isn't so creative but Larry could be the little drummer boy...

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

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[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
OK costumes:
PAUL M: Santa

EDGE: Elf

BONO: a Penguin

LARRY:

ADAM: Sparky, the drunken reindeer

FECK! What can LARRY be??!

OMG!!! Edgie~Pie as an elf!!!! lol!

ok, Larry can be a peppermint stick.

*Mona, Julie, and all drumbums run around Larry like a maypole with red and white ribbons*

ADAM: wanna see MY peppermint stick? *grin*

girls: eep! *run*


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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)