Chapter 1: Enter the Phisto

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Scottphisto

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In the arms of an angel...
BWAH!
*Scoots over to Burger King, buys Whoppery goodness and French Fried delight*
Well, methinks I shall post to this *munch munch* group before Echo finds me and does *munch munch* horrible things to me that involve left handed scissors and a yam (she's crafty, that one...).

Unfortunatly, *munch munch* I don't really know what to say.

I am Scottphisto, a fledgling U2 enthusiast, dwelling in Seattle, WA. *munch munch* And I love MACPHISTO!! Such a smoove and shiny character. I like shiny things. Shiiiiiinyyyyyy....

*more munching*

*looks down at salty fries*
*gleam in eye*
*in perfect Macphisto voice* "Look what you've done to me...you've made me very thirsty and I hate you.*
"These fries are entirely too salty...perhaps I'll call the UN. Maybe they can help me with these fries..."

Hmm...hope that will do until my Macphisto Manifesto (read: a little skit I'm writing) comes to fruition. Methinks you'll like it.


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I AM THE LIZARD KING!!! BEHOLD MY GLORY!!!
 
Welcome to PLEBA Scotty-Phi!
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You might want to pop in and check out the Mah-velous stories we have going about your man Mac...then again...you might not! They aren't for the faint at heart!
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Any friend of the great ECHO is a friend of mine! Have fun! Try not to be too scared!

Fishy <><

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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
*giggles* EEEEEEE!!! MY FIRST REPLY!!

Thanks for the welcome! As far as the stories about The Macinator, I've read mostly the Mac Soc. stuff. I luv it!!! Keep 'em comin', and I'll probably shoot off a few myself!
 
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssshhhhhhhhhh at the last sentence...you have to watch you turn of phrase around here Scotty me boy!

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Fishy <><

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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
Hi! I have shiney presents for you!! I too, love MacPhisto! A friend of Echo's must be cool.
here you go....
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And I have more where that came from!
Welcome ScottPhisto to PLEBA!

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~Honey

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud
 
Aaaahhh what we must all go throught to be the glorius Phistos we are...

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But the end result is so seductively satisfying, how can any of us complain?

MacFishto <><








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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
*giggles* EEEEEEE!!! MY FIRST REPLY!!

Thanks for the welcome! As far as the stories about The Macinator, I've read mostly the Mac Soc. stuff. I luv it!!! Keep 'em comin', and I'll probably shoot off a few myself!


Welcome to the grand madness of PLEBA! You will notice that many of us here adore His Royal Shininess, Mr. Macphisto.



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Jessica

"Rock and roll doggie"
--Bono

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

?Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades.?
--Bono
 
Welcome ScottPhisto, dahhhhhhling.....*passes SP a delectable martini*

So nice to know I was ahead of my time in the MacPhisto makeup department....I was a Goth baybee in the 80s....black hair, head to toe black clothes (no leather!), the white makeup, the red lips, the ATTITUDE...only thing missing was the lovely horns and the shiny duds...
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Hope you like it here SP...all of the Phisto's are SUCH a cool and glamorous group, wouldn't you say girls??
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DiscoPhisto
 
This is probably my all time favorite picture of Bono, and how convenient, he's dressed as the Fly!

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Fishy <><

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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
*From her place languidly stretched out on a gold sofa..*
Ahhh, welcome Scott-Phisto.
I have a feeling that we will get along just splendidly. Martini? Hmm, you are a little "passed out" I see.
*Bluey hooks up an intravenous martini for Scott* Much much better, no?
-Blueeyes
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
*From her place languidly stretched out on a gold sofa..*
Ahhh, welcome Scott-Phisto.
I have a feeling that we will get along just splendidly. Martini? Hmm, you are a little "passed out" I see.
*Bluey hooks up an intravenous martini for Scott* Much much better, no?
-Blueeyes

Wow. This is the coolest thing. Not one, but TWO girls handed me drinks. That's something new. Ah, well. Welcome to PLEBA. Thanks for the welocome, ladies! *tips martini glass slightly, winks*
 
Originally posted by Veranda:
Not another guy! Why do guys keep coming here? DO they think we're horny or easy or something?
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Actually, no. I came here because A)I was sick of finding girls that ARE easy, and B) I really really like U2. I'm, as I said before, a fledgling fan, so I figure "how better to learn more than to join a U2 message board?"

Oh, plus if I didn't, I lose all my Echo privlages.

Now, THAT didn't come out right....
 
Fear not, Veranda. ScottPhisto is perfctly harmless. Okay, maybe he's not a typical PLEBA poster (i.e. female and in need of hot pics) but he's a U2 fan, he's funny and he will be a great contibutor to the Grand Madness. Right now he's helping me write another script, and he wants to write for the MacPhisto Society in the future...and he knows that if he gets out of line I'm always prepared to give him a good kicking.

In summary: I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation! http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-15-2001).]
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
A friend of Echo's must be cool.


ECHO: Aw, you guys!!! *Blush*
ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *Smiles*
ECHO: Hey! (elbows Edge) You're supposed to be blushing!
ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *Nods and blushes*
ECHO: That's better. ScottPhisto's a nutty guy, he'll be a great contributor, even though he's JUST A MAN! I just told him, Hey Scott, there's this U2 message board...
SCOTTPHISTO: Is that so.
ECHO: And they talk about MacPhisto a lot...
SCOTTPHISTO: Really?
ECHO: And it is just BRIMMING with hormone-crazed women!
SCOTTPHISTO: !!! *Runs like the wind to PLEBA*
ECHO: *Shrugs* Men...




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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
 
Originally posted by Echo:

ECHO: Aw, you guys!!! *Blush*
ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *Smiles*
ECHO: Hey! (elbows Edge) You're supposed to be blushing!
ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *Nods and blushes*
ECHO: That's better. ScottPhisto's a nutty guy, he'll be a great contributor, even though he's JUST A MAN! I just told him, Hey Scott, there's this U2 message board...
SCOTTPHISTO: Is that so.
ECHO: And they talk about MacPhisto a lot...
SCOTTPHISTO: Really?
ECHO: And it is just BRIMMING with hormone-crazed women!
SCOTTPHISTO: !!! *Runs like the wind to PLEBA*
ECHO: *Shrugs* Men...


*7th Martini in hand, and already three sheets to the wind*

HEY NOW!!

I didn't jusht "run like the wind" to PpLEBA...
That would have taken too long. Inshtead, I *hic* drove my *hic* PhistoMobile.....*passes out*




[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 11-15-2001).]
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Hi! I have shiney presents for you!! I too, love MacPhisto! A friend of Echo's must be cool.
here you go....
5P96687.jpg

ry10146.jpg

rq17041.jpg

U951920.jpg


And I have more where that came from!
Welcome ScottPhisto to PLEBA!


SHINY!!! SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY!!!!! THANKS BUNCHES!!

Hey, although I love the Mac Daddy (couldn't resist) anyone got pics of the Fly? He's my other hero....*buzzes around room*
 
How's this?

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
 
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