Celebrity death match...Tonight: Sicy VS Niamh

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Mullen-Girl

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Setting: PLEBA Mansion Friday night.

It was a lonely Friday night at PLEBA mansion for 2 of our plebians. Niamh and Sicy.
Everybody else had gone out partying.

Niamh: I?m so bored.
Sicy: Yeah I am too, why don?t we call Bono clone and tell him to come over? *grin* I
bet we can find something fun to do with him.
Niamh: *peers at Sicy* You just want to get your hands on him don?t you?
Sicy: *smiling innocently* No no of course not *thinks* Yeah I want to get my hands all
over his hot body Yum!

*Niamh picks up the phone and calls Bono clone*

Niamh: Hey Tony! How are ya? Well me and Sicy wanted to know if you want to come
over and hang out with us
Bono Clone: Sure i?ll be right over
Niamh: *giggles* Alright we?ll be waiting for you.

*Sicy and Niamh anxiously wait Tony?s arrival and Flavie looks at Sicy and says*

Niamh: *peers* If you touch one hair on Tony?s head i?m going to kick your ass!
Sicy: *grins* I promise I won?t *thinks* Yeah right I want some hot and wild sex with
this one muahahahahaha.

*Bono Clone arrives at PLEBA Mansion and the girls open the door fighting over who
will open it*

Niamh: NO LET ME OPEN IT!!!! I CALLED HIM!!!
Sicy: I HAD THE IDEA TO CALL HIM SO LET MEEEEEE!!!!

*Meanwhile outside the door Bono clone rings the doorbell about 20 times*

Tony: God what is taking them so long?

Niamh: Watch me go Karate chop your ass!!!!!!! *jumps*
Sicy: Wait wait Let?s both open the door
Niamh: *whispers underneath her breath* Bitch.....Um yes sure

*Both girls open the door and Bono Clone is standing there, Both girls start to drool
madly*

Sicy: Come on in Tony *checks him out up and down*
Niamh: Welcome to Pleba mansion *whispers* You sexy man you, oh man check out his
pecks *giggles*
Tony:*flashes his smile* Nice to be here girls

*Niamh and Sicy peer at eachother as they both cling on to Tony?s strong muscular
arms*

Sicy: *thinks* Oh gawd his arms are so hard, I wonder if something else is too *giggles*
Niamh: *looks Tony up and down and thinks* Oh this is the man of my dreams, I want to
have his babies and kiss his neck yum!

*All 3 go into the living room and sit on the couch*

Flavie: Tony can I get you something to drink *bats her eyelashes*
Tony: Sure i?ll take a beer
Sicy: I?ll get it for you!
Niamh: NO! I offered it to him so i?ll get it!
Sicy: No I want to!
Niamh: NO I SAID I WAS SO I AM!
Sicy: You wanna get it on Bitch???
Tony: Girls girls *smile* I?ll get it myself
Niamh: No no let Sicy get it *smiles and thinks* That way I get Bono clone to myself
Sicy: Alright i?ll be right back!

*As soon as Sicy walks out the door Niamh is all over Tony*

Niamh: Oh Tony *kiss kiss*
Tony: Whoa baby, Alright *grin* Let?s ditch Sicy, but how do we get rid of her?

*Meanwhile in the kitchen*

Sicy: I wonder what those 2 are up to. Ugh If I know Niamh well enough they?re
probably getting it on or something!

*walks out of the kitchen with drinks and drops them at the sight of Niamh and Tony
kissing madly*

Sicy: Oh now you?ve done it bitch!
Niamh: Uh oh
Sicy: I TOLD YOU TONY WOULD BE MIIIIIIIIINE
Tony: *thinks* My god is she psycho or something?
Niamh: I?m ready to fight for Tony! I want him all to myself.
Sicy: Not if I can stop you you evil 2 faced bitch!!!!

*Both girls wrestle to the ground at Tony?s surprise*

Tony: *thinks* Ohhh kinky!
Niamh: *Takes Sicy?s head and bangs it against the ground* You bitch! He?s all mine I
told you what I felt for him!

Sicy:*turns her over and slaps her* You know I only want to have sex with him!

Tony: *giggles* Girls girls, there?s enough of me to go around

*The fighting continues as Tony eats popcorn and cheers them on, Finally Niamh knocks
Sicy out and stands in victory*

Niamh: That?ll teach you to mess with me!!!!!! Never piss an Argentinian off!
Tony: Whoa that was wonderful! Now let?s go make some babies!

*Bono walks into the PLEBA Mansion after a long night of partying and finds Sicy on
the ground and walks over to her*

Bono: Awwww poor Sicy
Sicy: *wakes up slowly* Wha? Where am I? BONO?!??
Bono: *smiles, helps her up and walks her to her room*
Sicy: *thinks* I may have not gotten the Bono Clone but I guess something is better than
nothing

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 11-09-2001).]
 
First of all

LMAO "Sicy: You wanna get it on Bitch???"
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Second of all, I am Sicilian, and she would be the one dying on the floor, thank you.

** licks Bono's cheek.

Goodbye.

lmao.

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Holy Dunc Spacejunk Coming In For The Splash

Sicy's Website
 
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God..i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

And Sicy is right...This thread would kick ass if you posted some pics...After reading this story the word mud fight keeps coming to my head....I don't know why?
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What do you think Sicy? I bet Tony would love that! LOL


*Flavia*
 
Sicy says "Grrrr Bitch!! Step away from the TonyBono's before I kick your Argentenian ass!!!"

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Holy Dunc Spacejunk Coming In For The Splash

Sicy's Website

[This message has been edited by SicilianGoddess (edited 11-09-2001).]
 
I cannot get over how much Tony looks like Bono! Does he ever get mobbed walking down the street? Especially now that Bono has a place in NYC?

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Una Siciliana arrabbiata...? Tu dici quello perche mai ti hai preso a pugni con una ragazza del Nord. Sei pronta per il secondo round?
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But as i am a very nice girl and i like to share i'll let you have UF drummer...He's cute too!
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Girls, go check the UF site and you'll know what i'm talking about!
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Flavia

[This message has been edited by Niamh_Saoirse (edited 11-10-2001).]
 
Cualquier perra! Usted debe saber para no luchar con un siciliano. Sicilians es m?s peligroso que escopetas que usted sabe.

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Sicy's Website
 
Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Cualquier perra! Usted debe saber para no luchar con un siciliano. Sicilians es m?s peligroso que escopetas que usted sabe.

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Originally posted by Niamh_Saoirse:
Una Siciliana arrabbiata...? Tu dici quello perche mai ti hai preso a pugni con una ragazza del Nord. Sei pronta per il secondo round?

But as i am a very nice girl and i like to share i'll let you have UF drummer...He's cute too!


Girls, go check the UF site and you'll know what i'm talking about!


Flavia

[This message has been edited by Niamh_Saoirse (edited 11-10-2001).]



*wonders who is the italian and who is the argentinian one*
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- Laura -
Mrs.rougerum
(definately the better half)
 
Girls I met up with Tony again at the Balt. show, he is more gorgeous than ever!!! He is so hot and beautiful! He looks so cool! If I ever get them scanned I will post them I know you'll love them - I DO!!
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Originally posted by +Laura+:
awwwwww Flavie.... *hugs you tight* he isnt worthy, really... After all, you are Miss PLEBA in my opinion
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cutest girl here. You can have any1 you wish, and he is just too dumb to realize that you just rule!

*puts her Flavia fan shirt on*

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Aaaawwwww...Laurita , you are so sweet!
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But you have to remember Tony and I never had a relationship! All this was just some kind of game, you know?
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Besides, as i have told Sicy before, i just wanted him to have wild and hot sex...That's all! No strings attached!
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LOL...( Just kidding. And i'm not a slut if that's what you are thinking! )

Flavia
 
Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Hey what about that menage et tois (sp??) you were talkin about.

I'm sure he would go for that.


*gasp* I would never propose something like that!!! *Flavia is shocked* Everybody knows i'm a good catolic girl!! ( Yeah, right...As if....LOL)


So, Should we call him?
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*mischevious grin*


Flavia
 
Originally posted by Niamh_Saoirse:
Oh well...It's time to move on i guess.

awwwwww Flavie.... *hugs you tight* he isnt worthy, really... After all, you are Miss PLEBA in my opinion
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cutest girl here. You can have any1 you wish, and he is just too dumb to realize that you just rule!

*puts her Flavia fan shirt on*

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- Laura -
Mrs.rougerum
( definitely the
better half )
 
Originally posted by GypsyHeartgirl:
Girls I met up with Tony again at the Balt. show, he is more gorgeous than ever!!! He is so hot and beautiful! He looks so cool! If I ever get them scanned I will post them I know you'll love them - I DO!!
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TONY WAS IN BALTIMORE AND HE DIDN'T COME TO SEE ME?!!!!! I"m gonna have to break up with him.....but first I'll have to get in some kind of tangible relationship with him. Just you wait, Tony....gr...
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Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Thank you bluey..

Um.. hmm.. I dunno.. err. uh..

* acts shy

I've never ehhh done that before..


Well, i have never tried that either, but i wouldn't mind getting into that stuff if Bono and Gavin Friday were involved in the situation
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I wonder if our man (Tony) is into that kinky stuff.....lol


I'd better shut up now...

Flavia
 
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