U2MaNaIcWeIdO
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Miringeltje
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Great!
A new thread.
Let's see what I can come up with today.
Bob: Here Bono, I downloaded the complete U2 collection from iTunes, so you can practice your lyrics.
Bono: Uh, thanks Bob
Bono thinking: Just smile, pretend you're very happy with it.
Oh, who am I kidding?
How on earth will I be able to remember all that?!
A new thread.
Let's see what I can come up with today.
Bob: Here Bono, I downloaded the complete U2 collection from iTunes, so you can practice your lyrics.
Bono: Uh, thanks Bob
Bono thinking: Just smile, pretend you're very happy with it.
Oh, who am I kidding?
How on earth will I be able to remember all that?!
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U2MaNaIcWeIdO
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Miringeltje
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Just ignore the live 8 signs for this one (If I knew how to remove it by photoshop or a program like that I would, but unfortunately I don't)
You see this suitcase. It's a very special one. A long time ago it was stolen from me (I actually lost it. Sssst, don't tell anyone), but last year some one returned it to me. I actually wrote a song about it, that I would like to perform for you right now.
Starts singing: It was 24 years ago today...
Hey, where's Macca? I thought he was going to join me.
Oh, I was supposed to do a speech today and you put it in my back pocket...
You see this suitcase. It's a very special one. A long time ago it was stolen from me (I actually lost it. Sssst, don't tell anyone), but last year some one returned it to me. I actually wrote a song about it, that I would like to perform for you right now.
Starts singing: It was 24 years ago today...
Hey, where's Macca? I thought he was going to join me.
Oh, I was supposed to do a speech today and you put it in my back pocket...
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U2MaNaIcWeIdO
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again
Meghan
Refugee
Random U2 photoshoot thoughts....
Edge:
There was more hair in the drain this morning.Bono: In this photo, I think I'll look taller than Larry AND Edge... I love my platforms...
Adam: *Sound of breeze flowing gently through ears*
Larry: Why's that "Anton" guy staring at us?
lovebono
War Child
aaaaw, poor Edge!
Ancalagon
Acrobat
Meghan, that's brilliant. Poor Edge! 
hay
Refugee
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thats great Meghan, the "Anton" guy
thats great Meghan, the "Anton" guy 
uwwedoogie
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Thinking to themselves:
Adam: who does he think he is "sit down and look away from the camera, its bad enough he made me wear this horrible outfit"
Edge: I wonder if I tried those special "Hair Today" products you always see on ABC...
Bono: OK, look important, stand out, be the star...
Larry: I swear I gonna kick Antons ass... "sit at the back and just... sit there" doesn't he know who I am? I'm Larry @*#%ing Mullen!
U2Girl1978
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Golightly Grrl
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arhitetka said:I'm Larry @*#%ing Mullen!
It's the new, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
And Adam's grandma sandals
youtwohearts
New Yorker
Wow, do I really look that sexy?
youtwohearts
New Yorker
Okay bear with me on these, I haven't done caption in a while and I'm a little tired...
youtwohearts
New Yorker
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me
youtwohearts
New Yorker
Hello, yes, we are happy and alive because Bono isn't driving
dazzlingamy
Refugee
LMAO
i love these threads!!!
i love these threads!!!
MsPurrl
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youtwohearts said:
Wow, do I really look that sexy?
Yes . . . great captions, youtwohearts!
Miringeltje
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They're all so funny!!
I
this thread too.
Miringeltje
An Interferer
And to answer the question on everybody's mind:
When some reporters and fans yelled: Bono, how many times will you be playing Vertigo tonight?
This was his response:
When some reporters and fans yelled: Bono, how many times will you be playing Vertigo tonight?
This was his response:
Carmelu2fan
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
Golightly Grrl said:
It's the new, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
And Adam's grandma sandals
I like Adam's feet
Meghan
Refugee
That's clever Miringeltje!
chickadee
New Yorker
After Adam somehow managed to un-glue himself from Bono, Bono decided enough was enough, and time to exact an ultimate revenge...
Bono: Right, Clayton, you're for it now! Mwahaha... Hey, wait, the gun's stuck to my hand! *swears and curses*
Adam: Ho hum.
Miringeltje
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Oh, look at Bono. I really wonder what he's thinking in this pic. He looks so content with that smirk on his face.
very contently thinking to himself: Announcing the tour in a Walmart is probably the most original idea anyone has ever had ever up until now.
thinking: Why on earth did Bono tell me to wear this tie?
thinking: I've never seen the Edge wear those glasses before. I wonder if he bought them here in the store.
thinking: I still think we should have named the tour Poptart and that we should have done the announcement in Target. I'll be wearing my Poptart shirt during the shows just to prove my point.
very contently thinking to himself: Announcing the tour in a Walmart is probably the most original idea anyone has ever had ever up until now. thinking: Why on earth did Bono tell me to wear this tie? thinking: I've never seen the Edge wear those glasses before. I wonder if he bought them here in the store. thinking: I still think we should have named the tour Poptart and that we should have done the announcement in Target. I'll be wearing my Poptart shirt during the shows just to prove my point.
Miringeltje
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Photo posted by a fan at u2tours.
No need for the cowboy hat, people.
I'm having a good hair day.
No need for the cowboy hat, people.
I'm having a good hair day.
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Miringeltje
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thinking: Hm, these hats look good on me. I should have never given my other one to Lola when I was drunk the last night of the tour. You never know what she'll end up doing with it. I wonder how long and what it would take to get it back
hay
Refugee
Miringeltje said:Photo posted by a fan at u2tours.
No need for the the cowboy hat, people.
I'm having a good hair day.
jobob
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
youtwohearts said:
Wow, do I really look that sexy?
Millions of female fans: Yes.
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youtooellen
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Golightly Grrl said:
pwuahah
this thread is hysterical
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