Caption Thread Part 4

[Carmelu2fan]

The residents of the old rocks stars nursing home always got very excited when let out for the night.

You are a HOOT!!! I wonder why Bob has on slippers?

 

[kellyahern]

"What d'ya mean there's a kitty under my chair?!?!?"

 

[arhitetka]

brilliant kellyahern!

 

[chickadee]

Carmel - thanks, lol. He has slippers on cause it's the least dangerous footwear for an OAP.

Lol @ kelly's caption, bless him! I have one too.

Larry couldn't believe it when he was told that the time had come for him to start ageing like a normal human being.

 

[Meghan]

^

 

[uwwedoogie]

I DID!!!

If anybody wants one email me uwwedoogie@gmail.com

anybody interested

 

[U2Girl1978]

After accidentally setting the house on fire, Larry realised he was getting too hot for his own good....... So he grew his hair and loaded it with grease.....

Meghan, that was a good one!

 

[girlonstage522]

i'm interested in the shirt

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Can you help me, Doc? I can't breathe out of the left side of my nose when I do this.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

anybody interested

Are you paying money for the shirt or is it free? Cause I'm interested.

 

[hay]

Carmel - thanks, lol. He has slippers on cause it's the least dangerous footwear for an OAP.

Lol @ kelly's caption, bless him! I have one too.

Larry couldn't believe it when he was told that the time had come for him to start ageing like a normal human being.

kellyahern and chickadee both great

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

"What d'ya mean there's a kitty under my chair?!?!?"

Oh wow this pic has so much caption potential! If I may add mine:

: What!?!?!? All of our profits from the Vertigo tour go to charity? But I gotta buy some hair gel!!!!!!!!!!!

OR

: What?!?!?!?! They stopped making hair gel?????????

 

[Miringeltje]

Bob: Here Bono, this suitcase is so heavy, could you carry it around now for a while?

Bono: Sure Bob, I'd be honored to.
Flashing a big smile.

Bono to himself: Keep smiling. There's really no need to start acting all nervous now that you have this huge responsibilty of keeping the suitcase safe. And keep your mouth shut about the fact that you've lost a suitcase before.

Pfff, this is gonna be so hard.

While an unsuspecting Bono is pre-occupied with listening to Tony Blair giving a briefing to the press, Bob has grabbed the suitcase and placed in front of him.

Bob thinking: I better grab a hold of the suitcase again, since Bono's trackrecord with carrying around suitcases isn't too good. Really don't want him to leave it somewhere during one of the many meetings we'll be having today.

Bono: Oh my I've misplaced another suitcase. Quick, backtrack your steps of the day and try to figure out where you might have left it.

Bono: Have you seen this black suitcase? It's about this size?

Bono thinking: Darn, still haven't found what I'm looking for. My stomach is even starting to hurt from all the stress.

Meanwhile Bob is keeping a close eye on Bono: Maybe it's time I put Bono out of his misery and tell him I took the suitcase and put it in a safe.

Bob: Hey Bono, you don't have to worry about the suitcase. I took it from you during the press conference. Just as a precaution.

Bono: What a relief!

Gerhard Schroder: Good one, Bob!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Oh, poor Bono! Always losing something.

Anyway, on with the show:

Adam went a step too far with his superglue during one show.

and :ali: at the same time: AAAAAAAAAADAM!!!!!!

 

[Miringeltje]

Hehehe!
Lemon Grrrrl, you responded before I was finished!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: La, la, la - oh ! This place is infested with PLEBAns! I wonder what they're up to now. Half of them have beach balls, and the other half have tubes of super glue.

 

[Miringeltje]

Adam went a step too far with his superglue during one show.

This explains why Bono has been studying the mike so closely as of late.

Amsterdam: July 16th

Zurich: July 18th

He is trying really hard not to fall in the Adam superglue trap.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ That first one of him studying the mike is really convincing evidence!

And sorry I interrupted a caption. Captionus interruptus. But I love what I'm seeing so far of it, Miringeltje!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Okay PLEBAns, I surrender! You can have your way with me, if you must.

: Ummmmm, well, okay, I suppose I said you could have your way with me. I guess that includes supergluing a beach ball to me hands and head. Sshhheesh, I was hoping for something completely different. You girls really are scary!

LG's sidenote: I love that shirt!!!!!!!!

 

[Miringeltje]

Oh, don't ya' worry about it Lemon Grrrrrl!
It's already finished.

And your caps are great again as usual.

 

[Miringeltje]

LG's sidenote: I love that shirt!!!!!!!!

Are those lemons?
LOL

(Is that a correct sentence? It seems so weird to me)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Poor Bono getting upset over losing the suitcase!!!

Awwww.....is there a blush smilie??? Well, there should be...you're making me blush, dear!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Are those lemons?

...But of course!!!!!!!!! He's lemony fresh!

 

[Miringeltje]

Awwww.....is there a blush smilie??? Well, there should be...you're making me blush, dear!

I don't think there is a blush smilie. I was looking for it last week and couldn't find it.
Really weird. With all those different smilies you would expect the blush one to be there.

Hm, maybe an idea for the request section of the board.

 

[Miringeltje]

He's lemony fresh!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: What? They're changing the name of the tour from Vertigo to The Beach Ball Tour?

...from Vertigo to The Superglue Tour?
...from Vertigo to The Hello Kitty Tour? And me bass droom has the Hello Kitty logo on it?


OR

: Bono's coming on with me to talk about Africa again? But I don't have me earplugs!

 

[Miringeltje]

ROFLMAO (while I really should be lying in bed sleeping).

Last one for me tonight:

Paul: See this, Plebans! I got a kiss from Bono!!

Bono: Macca, what are you doing? Don't you know how these Plebans get when they hear I've been giving out kisses!

Oh, screw it!! Bring it on, Plebies. I'm so ready for y'all. Grrrr.......

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ I like that caption better than the one I was thinking of for that pic. It has to do with Adam having to watch his step because Bono was leaving some droppings behind.

 

[Ikkin]

^

-Nikki

 

[BluRmGrl]

Poor Bono getting upset over losing the suitcase!!!

Awwww.....is there a blush smilie??? Well, there should be...you're making me blush, dear!

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