Caption Thread Part 2...BOOM CHA!

[~BrightestStar~]

(is anymore caption *really* neccessary? this pic is hilarious in it's own right )

 

[Sad_Girl]

I remember when I used to be good at these...

B: Fine..this'll settle it once and for all...all together now...
All: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest one of all?

too perfect

 

[Mucca]

I remember when I used to be good at these...

B: Fine..this'll settle it once and for all...all together now...
All: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest one of all?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

B: Hey Edge...Look! A beachball!
E: Shuddup....

 

[Ikkin]

Bonos attempts to relieve being 'The Fly'

B: Bzzz bzzz *smack smack SMACK*

-Nikki

 

[Sad_Girl]

B: 'Look a beach ball'... heh heh heh... those Pleba girls are too funny!

 

[Sad_Girl]

B: Who's your Daddy?

 

[MsPurrl]

B: Anyone wanna go for a ride?



Me!!!

All this . . . all this can be yours . . . .

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

B: Anyone wanna go for a ride?



Me!!!

Good one Bri....but I think I have one of my one

Want my jacket? Want my motorcycle?....or do you want me?

 

[BonoFox1]

: So the guy says, "Liquor? I hardly know her!"

: (plays on drums) ba-DUM-bum

Great one LG!!

 

[Advah]

"See? Thanks to my beautiful wife Ali, I won't forget lyrics during the next tour!"

 

[miss becky]

"See? Thanks to my beautiful wife Ali, I won't forget lyrics during the next tour!"

Brilliant!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

...geez, I was gonna quote some of my personal favorites, but this whole thread's full of some great ones, so that's really hard!

You girls are awesome . So freakin' hilarious, these captions (haha, I'll fully agree with the statement made in this thread about Ali possibly actually having 5 kids-my mom jokes sometimes that she has three kids to take care of-my sister, me, and our dad ).

*Sits back and awaits more hilarity*

Angela

 

[zooperson]

Bonos attempts to relieve being 'The Fly'

B: Bzzz bzzz *smack smack SMACK*

-Nikki

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Bonos attempts to relieve being 'The Fly'

B: Bzzz bzzz *smack smack SMACK*

-Nikki

!!!

Hmmm....I think I want to die and come back as a piece of glass...or...at least place myself bewteen him and the glass?

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[Storm/Light]

"Oy! Where's me beachball gone?"

"Alright ladies, who wants to see my.... belly button!!"

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Hello?

Ali: Hi baby, we're be home in 10 minutes. Please tell me you're not wearing my dresses again!

(sounding shifty) Ummmm, no, dear...what would make you say something like that?

Ali: I know you too well, darling. Please change into something more daddy-like before you send the girls into therapy. Bye! [hangs up]

(mutters to self) How the $*#@()$ does she do that???

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

One look at the necklace and Bono came up with the Vertigo concert stage design.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: (sighing) Arghhh, those PLEBANs are sure wearin' me out!

: (shouts) NEXT!

(hey, why mess with a great line???)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: (mimicking Mohammad Ali) 'Cause we're the greatest rock 'n roll band, OF ALL TIME!!!

And who here would dare disagree!

 

[Sad_Girl]

A: this is a holdup... just gimme what I want and no one gets hurt!
B: hey, I just had an idea for a song....

 

[Sad_Girl]

ok, what is he looking at and why?

 

[Sad_Girl]

For some people, doing the hokey pokey is just plain dangerous

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

For some people, doing the hokey pokey is just plain dangerous

At least they know they can't dance!

BTW I think in that one of Bono and Edge they are playing the parsley game. It's when you go to a restaurant (usually Denny's) and everyone takes the parsley off their plates when the meal is served. The object of the game is to get your parsley on someone else's plate without them noticing. Sounds easy, but serious parsley gamers will stare at their plate for the entire meal!

Or, you know, he could be coveting something Edge has. We won't say what.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

A: this is a holdup... just gimme what I want and no one gets hurt!
B: hey, I just had an idea for a song....

LOL (heh, that'd be one occasion where I'd enjoy being held up... ).

Originally posted by Lemon Grrrrrl
At least they know they can't dance!

Hehe.... I like the hokey-pokey one. And the burp one's funny, too .

Angela

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

LOL (heh, that'd be one occasion where I'd enjoy being held up... ).

Amen to that my sistah!

 

[Sad_Girl]

heh heh... my alternate caption to this went something more along the lines of

B: Please oh please let that be a gun you have to my back...


but I didn't think I should go there

 

[Sad_Girl]

B: Oops, These are real women! I thought you were Adam and Larry in drag!