Caption Thread Part 2...BOOM CHA!

[BonoFox1]

I luuuurrrrrvvvvveeee the "inside" beach ball joke

 

[hay]

:here you go Lar
AAAHH!! bono i said i have had a shower...AAAHH

Pleban girls: here bono we'll have some!!

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

damn. I need that dvd now. I feel left out

 

[hay]

i have seen the slane concert 3 times on free tv, which the edited , so i have NO idea what the joke is!! i seriously need to see the whole concert!! DAMN CHANNEL 10!!

 

[Ikkin]

i have seen the slane concert 3 times on free tv, which the edited , so i have NO idea what the joke is!! i seriously need to see the whole concert!! DAMN CHANNEL 10!!

Me too! Twice on foxtel and once on normal telly - edited. BUT I came I saw and I laughed my head off. I get it now! In that dvd Bono was attacked by water, beachballs and toilet paper (too funny!)

-Nikki

 

[hay]

ohh thanks .. but i still want to see the unedited version

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hmmmm, tastes like chicken.

~OR~

: Hmmmm, tastes like...a cloud...in my mouth.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Oh I missed the plane again.



Attention PLEBAns: Why did Bono miss the plane? The only thing I can think of is he was too busy staring at himself in the mirror. Share your thoughts!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(recorded voice on the phone) Hello, Mr. Hewson. This is your reminder call that you will need to be at the airport tomorrow morning at 5:00am so you don't miss the plane again. And DON'T BE LATE!

 

[kcline1]

Damn it ... what'd I do to deserve this time-out????

Ahhhhhhhhhhh ... peace and quiet ...

 

[kcline1]

Okay, this is ridiculous ... I am not that short! ...

 

[hay]

^^ hahahaha

 

[kcline1]

All right now - SING it with me, Lar'!
<thinking> OMG, he's still got that booger stickin' out ... must ignore ... look anywhere but at him ...

 

[ladora]

Bono: Hey! It's some of those cool Pleban girls! Anybody wanna see what I'm wearing under the jacket?

Adam: Ok, Bono quit teasing the Plebans.... you're going to get them all worked up and they're gonna rush the stage again

Larry: I see you getting ready... yeah, you with the camera... don't even think about it!

I just realise that pic was taken on my birthday.

 

[Mucca]

Okay, this is ridiculous ... I am not that short! ...

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I just realise that pic was taken on my birthday.

Lucky You...I wished they filmed a music video in Chicago on my birthday.

 

[Lisiane]

I just realise that pic was taken on my birthday.

Hey how cool... it was my bitrthday too!!

 

[Mucca]

: I told you to let them call it my band. Look where we are now!

: I started this band, and it should be my band

 

[MBS]

Okay, this is ridiculous ... I am not that short! ...

!!

 

[MBS]

E: Bono... When you play spin the bottle..the bottle is usually empty...
A: And there are usually girls, Bono..where are the girls...
B: Larry looked good as a girl...


Bad, I know.

 

[zooperson]

i'm a little tea pot...short and stout
bono stop practicing your curtsy. we are trying to shoot a video and renting this bridge is expensive S#*@ !!!

 

[Mucca]

^

 

[Storm/Light]

E: Bono... When you play spin the bottle..the bottle is usually empty...
A: And there are usually girls, Bono..where are the girls...
B: Larry looked good as a girl...

 

[Merc]

The classic Merc captions (yes, I've used these before - I'm not good at comming up with new ones )...

: Hey guys! Look!!! I've got a *great* idea for our next tour!

: This was NOT what I meant with "One man caught on a barbed wire fence...!"

(writing):
Dear Sir Paul McGuinness,
Bono does a fantastic job - writes wonderful lyrics and is a great singer and and even greater guitarplayer!
You really should pay him some more money for the job he's doing!
Kind regards,
Mr. The Edge

 

[Storm/Light]

They were fantastic! Love the last one especially

 

[Merc]

And a few from Africa...

: ...and then I said to Edge: "Oh! Look, Edge! A beachball!"

Paul O'Neill:

Paul O'Neill: Africa... Fair trade with fish...

(thinking): Did I remember to turn of the iron before I left home...?

 

[Merc]

Paul O'Neill: I'm sorry, people of Africa, we have no money for you!

: WHAT?!

 

[Merc]

: Pssst, Tony! Who's that guy behind us, that keep following us around?!

Tony Blair: Don't know! Never seen the man before!

 

[Eliv8]

Bin Dun?

Bono: OK The Edge, cut the red wire.





Adam: Now unscrew the screw that has the yellow wire connected.





Larry: Now slowly lift out that little box.





Bono: Good. Now just cut that last blue wire. No not the dark blue one, the light blue one.






Larry: No, not that one.






Edge: Its got to be this one ...






'Snip'

How not to dissmantle an atomic bomb.

 

[fluchtraum]

How not to dissmantle an atomic bomb.