Alright, this one came to me last night:
A few weeks ago:
Bono: Hey Larry, have you ever gone to that Interference website?
Larry: No...
Bono: I couldn't sleep last night, and I ended up on there.
Larry: And?
Bono: They have this board called PLEBA. It's insane there.
Larry: Insane how?
Bono: All they talk about is how hot I am!
Larry: Haha, yea right... Um, what do they say about me?
Bono: They seem to really like your moobs.
Larry: My what?
Bono: Your man-boobs.
Larry: .....
Bono: .....
Larry: Is that all?
Bono: They think your hair is greasy and that you should get it cut. They've been calling you Larry Mullet Jr.
Larry: Well you're the one that
invented the mullet. What do they say about
your hair?
Bono: There was a thread about my Pop hair, you know, when I had it short and reddish. They seem to like that.
Larry: Ha! You'd never be able to pull that look off now.
Bono: Yea I could!
Larry: Ha, I doubt it.
Bono: You just wait and see, mullet-boy! **hangs up**
And the next day, Bono got his hair cut