Caption thread #8: More Captioning!

[SimplyConfused]

Sorry Katie, I mis read your post...to bring us back on track here is a caption.

Guy:
(thinking) Oh god I think Bono put something in my rice to get back at me for all those years of super glue

Damn straight, you should be!! Heh heh. Good caption, and that's Noel Gallagher, I think.

 

[Carmelu2fan]

I knew he look familar, I just was not sure....Sorry that was the best I could do

 

[Schmeg]

<Another one shamelessly stolen from the gif thread...but NOT hotlinked!!!>

The U2 workout video!

: And 3 more, 2 more, 1 more - you're doing great!

Hilariously, my boyfriend (arg I hate that term) actually invented Bono-robics in Boston and the I Will Follow video was part of his inspiration...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I knew I shouldn't have eaten Lemon Grrrrrl's cooking before the show tonight!

 

[Galeongirl]

aww what did you cook for the poor man???
he really looks kinda sick

 

[longingforBono]

<shamelessy stolen from the gif thread...but NOT hotlinked!!!>

Edge spies Lemon Grrrrrl wearing her "H Chord Lover" T-shirt in the audience:

LMAO- best one yet.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

aww what did you cook for the poor man???
he really looks kinda sick

I'm a modern woman. The best thing I make for dinner is reservations.

 

[Galeongirl]

I'm a modern woman. The best thing I make for dinner is reservations.

yea I can agree with that... well my father is a great cook, so mine are more invitations
But Bono never cooks at home anymore since Ali went veggie... so, maybe I should take some lessons in cooking..

 

[Carmelu2fan]

I think she meant *that* picture it's your fave right?
I mean.. if a certain Tub picture is posted, I magically happen to be there aswell... hmm I wonder how that happens.. we u2fans have great sense of timing and location

Has anyone made a caption for the tub pic?
I am sure that would be way to distracting to come up with something good. I have came to the conclusion that is the reason for my caption suckness.

 

[Galeongirl]

oh momma, I can't even think of what I ate the same night if I see that pic.. I can't even think at all!
how about ... euhmmmmmmmm *tries to think without seeing the picture, wich is burned on the insides of my eyes already...... ok it sucks, but eh, it's true!

:half earth's female population:
Talk to the knee, you know you want it

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ I'm one of the weird ones who doesn't find that pic droolworthy. I think it has to do with the cig. Even Bono can't make smoking sexy IMHO.

But the cap is cute.

 

[Edgespet]

Perhaps only baseball fans might get this one:

Fangirls call me "The Big Unit", too.

I'm a huge Randy Johnson fan & what a wonderful pic! Is he really that much bigger than Adam though?
Fantastic caption, too!

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Does anyone know how tall that guy(Randy) is

 

[Edgespet]

Does anyone know how tall that guy(Randy) is

I believe he's either 6' 5" or 6' 7". Can't remember which & am too lazy to look it up. I think 6' 7" is what's officially listed.

 

[SimplyConfused]

I wanna see him (Randy Johnson) standing next to Bono.

Right, let's see...

Even George Bush Sr. had to look at this.

OR

: What's that, Anton? I hear something... Shh... Sounds like a stampede outside!!

The realisation dawns on Bono too late who the stampeding are.

 

[Babydoll]

^^ and to continue that...

naw, never mind - i wonder when those lovely plebans are going to show up?

 

[kafrun]

Several of these pics were swiped from a different thread :

OH NOOOES!! My jacket is caught in the fax machine! HELP!!

 

[kafrun]

A continuation of the Bono Sees A Giant, Shiny Lemon caption:

Holy CRAP! Holy mother of all things good and..... just...... guh.. omg.. OMG........ Adam.. Is....... that........... is that...... IS THAT..................... A GIANT SHINY LEMON?!?!
Oh gawd, he's about to have an overload of shiny.. I hope he has a change of pants.....

ZOMG!! There is it again guys! Oh WOW!! Oohhh Giant Shiny Lemon.. I am not worthy!

 

[kafrun]

There you go. Always happy to do something for a fan Say, have you joined the One campaign yet?
Guy: Huh? Bo-no? I thought you were Robin Williams..





reject: *runs out before the mob of angry PLEBAns with pitchforks arrives*)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Someone please caption this. I'm staring at it, and I know it can use a caption, but I can't figure out what!!!! The only ones that come to my mind are lame (Adam needs a cheatsheet just like Bono needs a teleprompter...Adam stole a too-tight shirt from Larry's closet...Adam tries to play his name on the bass but can't quite find the M note...) Help a PLEBAn out!

 

[kafrun]

Someone please caption this. I'm staring at it, and I know it can use a caption, but I can't figure out what!!!! The only ones that come to my mind are lame (Adam needs a cheatsheet just like Bono needs a teleprompter...Adam stole a too-tight shirt from Larry's closet...Adam tries to play his name on the bass but can't quite find the M note...) Help a PLEBAn out!

: Uuh, is that a pair of panties that just landed at my feet?
Lemon Grrrrrl:

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I don't wear panties.

 

[kafrun]

^ Alright then :

Coexist One campaign You're such a great city
zZzzZzzzzzzzz..

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

laughing...too...hard...to....type!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kafrun]

laughing...too...hard...to....type!!!!!!!!!!!

Yayy, you like

I'll try and think of some better ones later.

 

[Kristin Machina]

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Fan: PLAY MOFO!!
WTF?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Yayy, you like

I'll try and think of some better ones later.

I like both of the ones you made!!!!!!!!

I like Kristin Machina's too

There's lots of possibilities with this photo. (I took it, by the way...in Portland.) Keep them coming!

 

[scha]

Adam tries to play his name on the bass but can't quite find the M note...)

IMHO, this one is not lame at all! It's just too !

 

[Galeongirl]

how I love this thread...
kafrun... you really like sleeping adam don't you