Caption thread #6: We kid, because we <3!!

[bono_212]

about the hairgel...funny story! i wanted to use some, put it down somewhere because i had to take a phonecall, and now i'm not really sure where it is!

(Ok my first attempt at a caption jeez I hope this works)

: What me worry.


Sorry I'm on a mad magazine kick right now and that was the first thing I saw...


Speaking of which what do you htink the odds are of getting bono to hold a mad magazine while I take hsi pic on Sat? lolololol

 

[a-mole]

as being not really excited about Larry's new style.. I must say this is, hands down, the HOTTEST pic of him I have seen in... ages

but am i teh only one that sees him finally catching up with his natural age? not complaining though
hmmm... i could totally get used to the "white shirt, stubbles and with no hair gel" look

 

[Melanya]

Oh I agree! Hottest pic in ages! Bono really does need to steal the gel (he's not allowed to use it either Mr. Mafia man). I noticed his age finally getting to him this year too, but he looked much younger with the shorter haircut in the beginning. His hairline is beginning to recede, and he's got a few, very faint lines in his face. Still doesn't look like he's in his 40s though!

P.S. I want to see disheveled Larry, me me!

 

[*sofia*]

That really is a grrrrreat pic. I wish he ditches the hairgel..
A great caption as well!

 

[arhitetka]

yay,more captions

as for larry's no-hair-gel look

 

[SimplyConfused]

I've just found the world of U2 captions. And what a wonderful world it is! Hilarious!

I saw this picture and it all just formed in my head...

Waiter: I'm sorry... they just... insisted...
: Yeah, we insisted. I'll get Bono... But I do look good in this top... Not the only one who has a bit o' chest hair, B!
: Hmm... I wonder if people will think my 'incognito' look is a bit OTT...
: Ooh! Don't I look good as a chef? Hey, there's a big crowd of people running this way. Towards me, no doubt.
: That's no crowd of people... THAT'S INSANE PLEBANS!!!

Crappy, I know. But first attempt. Heh heh.

I've been laughing all day, and my sister is being driven insane.

 

[arhitetka]

^ it sure made me laugh!

 

[SimplyConfused]

Why thank you.

 

[SimplyConfused]

During an interview, Bono forgot there are some things that must not be told out loud...

B: ... eh eeeh wait wait, you don't know the funniest part!! Eeh eeh during the Zoo TV tour, Edge knitted all his beanies bwaaaahaaaaaahh!

And Edge solemnly swore that one day, he'd have his revenge on Bono..

Bob: err Bono, I'm afraid this is all that remains from your beach ball collection..
Bono: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! BWAAAAAAAAAHHH
K. Annan: Sorry dude, I know how much these balls matter to you.

That got me laughing for ages!! Favourite one so far!

It's just his expression... and the fact that Bob Geldof's in it... (I have a hidden love for him, I believe. I used to have a hidden love for Bono. But now it's out in the open!!)

 

[Mucca]

: Edge! I just had the best idea for the tour! Lemons! We'll ride in on one... And it should spin around! Like a mirrorball!! A giant mirrorball Lemon!! Won't it just be extraordinary? Edge? You listening? Edge?

:

OMG Edge's facial expression is priceless


These are great! Keep it up girls!

 

[Sue DeNym]

Bono, this is the last fookin' time I'm asking nicely. Where is my fookin' hair gel!?

Note: Larry REALLY needs to stop using the hair gel! Good attempt Bono!

Larry definitely needs to ditch the hair gel! He looks hotter - and younger - in this pic than he has in ages!

Long loose hair =
Long gelled-back hair =

 

[SimplyConfused]

*agrees with Sue DeNym* Yeah, I agree. That picture is oh so sexy. And the gel... well, we must do what Bono was trying to do; dispose of the gel.

 

[Galeongirl]

Not really a caption, but I didn't think it was worth bumping up a thread (Bono's Butt Grabbin') just for this.

Bono's Butt Goblin.

sorry to bump old stuff, but does anybody have this picture without the little goblin???????

 

[MissHewson]

The original pic

 

[Galeongirl]

hm are those calvin klein briefs??? heheh read that in THE interview... a while ago... ty for the picture ^^ hmmm maybe I should think of a caption too... but I have like 300 u2 pictures here so would be a tough choice ^^

 

[MissHewson]

Yes, those are Calvin Klein briefs!!

 

[Galeongirl]

I can barely resist myself..... should I make that an avatar????

 

[MissHewson]

ooooh yes!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

hm for these things I really need photoshop... or just ditch the text on things like this... still... *drool*

 

[MissHewson]

Charming avatar!!!!!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: ACK! I just swallowed a spider!

 

[SimplyConfused]

Haha, I was looking through my (sadly small) U2 picture collection and saw this..

: Note to self: Do not lose lyrics to new Joshua Tree album...

 

[SimplyConfused]

Another:

: Hide me...
:ali: (she needs an icon of her own!) : Why?
: I... may have... er... touched Edge's guitar *cough*
: (offscreen) BONO!! *mutters to self* And the strings have come off too... What is with that man?

 

[SimplyConfused]

And another:

: I can be an aeroplane too, I'm telling you! With the right amount of...
: Fooking Adam...
: What is that on my behind?
: And Sparky strikes again... heh heh.

^ Just had to steal the superglue joke

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: Guys? Uh.. I think something was wrong with this paint. My hands seem to be stuck to the wall.
: (offscreen) **giggle**

 

[Miringeltje]

Bringing these over from another thread:

Oh dear I just realised I've gone and posted these photos on the wrong thread! I meant to post them on the caption thread!

Now we all know how fishermen love to exaggerate about their catches and even more so about the ones that got away...

I tell ya mate, it was this big! A right whopper of a fish!

Man:- Really

I nearly had it up onto the boat, but coz it was so big and heavy it broke me line...

Man:- Oh too bad better luck next time, eh!

...and it swam like a bullet in that direction!

Man:- You don't say.

 

[Miringeltje]

...and it swam like a bullet in that direction!

Oh Jaysus!!

 

[SimplyConfused]

I stole Sad_Girl's signature. It's begging for a caption:

: BEACHBALLS!! YEAH! COME ON! EVERYBODY!!
: (less enthusiastically) Yeah... er... beachballs!
: Hey... is that a... cat in the crowd? Fook!
:conan:: What the...? My hand is stuck!
: Yeah, that's right, I don't just superglue Bono!

 

[Meghan]

^

 

[SimplyConfused]

Thank you, thank you, I know, I'm so great. But I've been reading all previous caption threads... I've learnt from your captions...