Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[zuropa_fit]

* I'm Larry F%*(# Mullen, and I get what I need!

LOVE IT!

 

[Freefall]

: What's that?
: It's a PLEBAn and I'm gonna catch it. Heeere PLEBAPLEBAPLEBAn, good girl, come to Bono
: Careful Bono, it might bite
: Why do I get the feeling that this is not going to end well?

Ohhh, shooooot!! I'll gladly bite! C'mere you...you Irish rogue you!!

 

[Freefall]

"You said you were going to teach me the H chord now, Edge, right? I was good all through the show. I didn't do a lap dance or anythin'!"

Not now, Bono. Later...just smile for the nice paparazzi.

 

[europop2005]

forgive me for this...it was just the perfect opportunity, bonos face just says it

Oh my god...is that where his ass is????

 

[Gluey]

Well his ass has to be somewhere!!!

 

[Gluey]

And now for my next trick, I will make a mans head levitate from my hand......

 

[Gluey]

What do you mean I look like Robin Williams?

I'm much cuter

Anyway, I have these freckles right here on my cheek - the girls go mad for them

Heh, that was the wrong cheek wasn't it?

 

[BonoFox1]

^ Cute Captions Gluey!!

 

[onekea]

good morning, BF1!
I love your avi. I've been looking for so long for that pic. I saw it somewhere long time ago but wasn't able to find it again. is it full lenght? I used to see it so.
could you maybe post it? maybe in the mixpics, I would like to see it again.
thanks.
ray:

 

[last unicorn]

Yes, please, BF, I don't think I've ever seen this picture!!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

*squints at BF's av*

...I don't think that's Bono

 

[last unicorn]

ok, I have worked all day, my eyes are tired.


then who is it instead?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

He who must not be named


Not Voldemort, but a certain Bono impersonator..

 

[onekea]

He who must not be named
Not Voldemort, but a certain Bono impersonator..

but but...oh no! say it isn't so...

I saw a full lenght version somewhere on the web. he wasn't looking at the camera, the background was dark and the pic was even smaller...I didn't see it so good, in fact and didn't find it again later.
but now looking better at this one I'm aware of what you're saying...and I'm getting angry... I can't stand mr.nameless

 

[last unicorn]

So I assume this certain someone has finally cut his hair?

 

[onekea]

So I assume this certain someone has finally cut his hair?

you know, unicorn...it's tiring to work for certain persons...

 

[BonoFox1]

but but...oh no! say it isn't so...

I saw a full lenght version somewhere on the web. he wasn't looking at the camera, the background was dark and the pic was even smaller...I didn't see it so good, in fact and didn't find it again later.
but now looking better at this one I'm aware of what you're saying...and I'm getting angry... I can't stand mr.nameless

Sorrrrrry guys! I just wanted to see if you guys were paying attention....

full larger version in the Misc thread

 

[onekea]

I'm not sure if this caption is very funny, but I do think that the way Bono is perched on the very corner of the platform is funny

Ashley: *sits down*
Bono: *sits down beside her and almost falls off the platorm*

Bono: Eh, Ashley, I'm kinda on the...
Ashley: Shh!
Bono: I mean, could you just scoot...
Ashley: Bono, shush! Can't you see I'm trying to listen to the speech?
Bono:

lights go down...

Bono: psss! hey mister!...psss, you there...may I have a chair here...hey, psss!
Ashley: shhh!

Ashley: Bono, shhh! did you hear what I said??!
Bono: ahem...yes, madam...

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Perfect!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Who knew that a mini-fan could cause so many problems?

: *thinking to self* Okay, we knew it was going to be hot out today, and they brought us fans, but why did they bring three blue-and-green ones, and one pink-and-purple one? Why did I have to get stuck with the girly fan? I wonder if anyone thinks anything about it? If I were wearing a pink or purple shirt, I could totally work this. But I had to go and dress like a man today Okay, okay, Bono, just relax. Act like it doesn't bother you, and no one will think a thing You are a mega-rich rock star, you are a perfect specimin of manhood. So what if you've got a girly fan? You are man enough to make it work!

 

[onekea]

Perfect!

my pleasure to add another smile to your artistic flair, boss.

:...*sigh*...it's gone, edge...look how high it's flying..

:...I see it, bono...but I already told you to lash tightly your baloon on your wrist...

:...yes but...*sigh*...but...edge...can we go back to mc donald's and take another one...purple, this time...can we?

:

 

[achtung_girl]

...
when I was a kid I loved the mc donald's ballons... do they still have those?

 

[onekea]

Who knew that a mini-fan could cause so many problems?

oh, my! poor bono!

you are a perfect specimin of manhood.

you can say that again!

 

[onekea]

...
when I was a kid I loved the mc donald's ballons... do they still have those?

my son's room is invaded by mc donald's balloons. a branch is outside my supermarket and it's become an usual weekly stop for him to go quickly into only to take up a balloon to add to his room

 

[achtung_girl]

my son's room is invaded by mc donald's balloons. a branch is outside my supermarket and it's become an usual weekly stop for him to go quickly into only to take up a balloon to add to his room

yep they're kind of attractive to kids, because they have that unique colour, that parents can't see ...believe me everything is ok with your son

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[MooMoo!]

Im out of the loop somewhat, who is that Ashley woman?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Im out of the loop somewhat, who is that Ashley woman?

Ashley Judd, she's an actress and she and her racecar driver husband are good friend's of Bono's. She's worked with him on his campaigns.

She's also a Kentuckian like me, and it always cracks me up for some reason when they show those PSAs where she tells me to wear my seatbelt.

 

[butter7]

Who knew that a mini-fan could cause so many problems?

: *thinking to self* Okay, we knew it was going to be hot out today, and they brought us fans, but why did they bring three blue-and-green ones, and one pink-and-purple one? Why did I have to get stuck with the girly fan? I wonder if anyone thinks anything about it? If I were wearing a pink or purple shirt, I could totally work this. But I had to go and dress like a man today Okay, okay, Bono, just relax. Act like it doesn't bother you, and no one will think a thing You are a mega-rich rock star, you are a perfect specimin of manhood. So what if you've got a girly fan? You are man enough to make it work!

When did this happen?



I always think the mini-fan is such a funny thing for an adult to hold. I'd rather have a card or some piece of paper to do the job. Culture barrier...

Even the picture itself is already enough to make me laugh for the rest of the day, the caption just made it better. Thanks guys for the laugh!

 

[europop2005]

(very slowly and drunkenly)

hello *hic* hello *hic*

ho...hol...ho...hol...a...can we go home now?

:crowd: woohoo! now do "Numb"

oh