Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[last unicorn]

Oh f**ck .... that was no f***ing coffee in that f***ing cup ... what the f**** . . .

This was the last time he tried to take my coffee. Ever.

 

[last unicorn]

..... and I'm especially honored because my wife Ali is here tonight and my ... errm ... daughters ... *thinking* shit, what were their names again ... Ali ... no that's the missus .... errr .... something with ... errr .... B .... no .... E .... Edge! .... no that's someone else ... shit I knew I should have written it down somewhere ... just stay calm and don't show anyone you cannot remember your kids' names ...



Sorry, I was just slightly amused by the fact that Bono, for a moment, seemed to have forgotten his girls' names during his Black Ball speech.

 

[hcbiggs2002]

: What's that?
: It's a PLEBAn and I'm gonna catch it. Heeere PLEBAPLEBAPLEBAn, good girl, come to Bono
: Careful Bono, it might bite
: Why do I get the feeling that this is not going to end well?

Oooh, yes please! Bono can catch me any day of the week!!

 

[onekea]

Sorry, I was just slightly amused by the fact that Bono, for a moment, seemed to have forgotten his girls' names during his Black Ball speech.

I can't see it, it doesn't work for me






great captions everyone, btw.

 

[rihannsu]

..... and I'm especially honored because my wife Ali is here tonight and my ... errm ... daughters ... *thinking* shit, what were their names again ... Ali ... no that's the missus .... errr .... something with ... errr .... B .... no .... E .... Edge! .... no that's someone else ... shit I knew I should have written it down somewhere ... just stay calm and don't show anyone you cannot remember your kids' names ...



Sorry, I was just slightly amused by the fact that Bono, for a moment, seemed to have forgotten his girls' names during his Black Ball speech.

Yeah, I thought that was cute. It seemed like maybe Jordan and Eve being there was a surprise and it totally discombobulated him.

Dana

 

[flybabe]

and suddenly

: f***! it's a pleban! it's bitten me, there!
: c'mon mates, let's go out from here immediately!
: ouch! it's bitten my big toe!
: I got the feeling that this was not going to end well...

x infinity

 

[zuropa_fit]

Warning: The following caption is kinda lame and probably should not be read by anybody.

You know, without the creepers, Bono's only this big.
Billie: Without the faux-hawk, Tré's only this big.

All I can say is... AWESOME!!!

 

[Rachel D.]

This picture has so many possibilities.

That's the most beautiful beachball I've ever seen! I must add it to my collection!

Uh oh...

 

[Rosebud]

Brilliant!
I had the funniest Halloween evening. My Mom said she remembered seeing something about U2 in the newspaper, so I spent the night rifling through this week's papers, not able to shake that thought that they might be come here or something. Never found it, but I think it was just a totally random thing about U2 Ltd.
I am a dork.

 

[Elann]

I can't see it, it doesn't work for me






great captions everyone, btw.

Do you know where I can find a video of this moment ?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'll put my spin on things:

Bono: Oh shit! I didn't mean to drop that!
Larry: Did you just drop that paper that had my home address and phone number on it into the crowd?!
Edge: It was nice knowing you, Bono

OR ALTERNATELY, we could make believe they're on a boat rather than a flatbed truck:

Bono: Oh no! I dropped all the new lyrics into the ocean!
Larry: Dammit, why did I not totally see this coming?

 

[Alisaura]

... and it totally discombobulated him.

:word

Brilliant captions, one and all!!

 

[last unicorn]

discombobulated

Wow, I have never heard this word before, I don't even know how to pronounce it. Great word.

 

[rihannsu]

Wow, I have never heard this word before, I don't even know how to pronounce it. Great word.

Ok, attempted pronounciation guide.

dis - come- bob - u - lay - ted

the emphasis is on the bob syllable.

dis - as in dismantled
come - as in "come here Bono"
bob - as in Bob Hewson
u - as in U2 of course
lay - as in "Lay down your guns"
ted - as in the Ted award Bono got


No I didn't make the word up but I couldn't find it in my cheap dictionary so maybe it's a slang word but I always thought it was a real word. Been hearing it since I was a little kid.

Dana

 

[onekea]

No I didn't make the word up but I couldn't find it in my cheap dictionary so maybe it's a slang word but I always thought it was a real word. Been hearing it since I was a little kid.
Dana

you know, rihannsu, I almost haven't to check my translator: in italian language we say "scombussolato" and I guess it sounds the same way

 

[onekea]

Do you know where I can find a video of this moment ?

check the "bono still in new york" thread
http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180594&perpage=15&pagenumber=36

 

[Elann]

Thank you

 

[blm]

DreamOutLoud.... LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS!!!! ..... " Larry's address and home ph #"---SO PERFECT

 

[BonoFox1]

Ok, attempted pronounciation guide.

dis - come- bob - u - lay - ted

the emphasis is on the bob syllable.

dis - as in dismantled
come - as in "come here Bono"
bob - as in Bob Hewson
u - as in U2 of course
lay - as in "Lay down your guns"
ted - as in the Ted award Bono got


No I didn't make the word up but I couldn't find it in my cheap dictionary so maybe it's a slang word but I always thought it was a real word. Been hearing it since I was a little kid.

Dana

LOVES IT!!

 

[Reggo]

Excuse me, gentlemen. Where is the little boy's room? This way? Thank you.

 

[Reggo]

PLEBAn Girls' Party.

 

[zuropa_fit]

PLEBAn Girls' Party.

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

Where do I put my $1?

 

[WildHoney]

PLEBAn Girls' Party.

Hello


I volunteer to rub the baby oil on




EVERYWHERE

 

[Galeongirl]

I gotta say especially Edge looks mighty fine like that!

 

[BonoFox1]

PLEBAn Girls' Party.

HOT DAMN!!!!

 

[onekea]

PLEBAn Girls' Party.

...but I want back my bono's sweet tummy...and all the rest

anyway.

 

[mysterious_jen]

that is brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Did you really need to photoshop Larry?

 

[evillaurd]

Motivational posterification
(Warning - large images):

(I tried to get all of his feet in, but I would have had to cut off his head, and I just can't do that!)

 

[major_panic]

The Adam one is amazingly perfect!

The others are just as funny!