Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

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mysterious_jen said:
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after a long speech about making poverty history and ending world hunger ...
:bono: ok edge play the blues....
:edge: mm mmm mmnt
:bono: what are you doing ????
:edge: GULP ... i said in a minute ...i knew you would be a while and i was ending my own hunger for a change .....

:lmao:
 
:bono:You guys say I am a bad driver, but I stayed out of the pool this time!
:adam: :larry: :shrug:He's got us there!
:edge: Hey Genius, when you're done bragging about how you missed the pool, can we talk about how to get the car off the deck and back onto the pavement?
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:bono: so let me get this straight, I give you this shiney and you'll definetly scare drummerboy, there wont be any problems this time?
Cat with paw on shiney- NO PROBLEM!
Cat in background- *in a voice like puss-in-boots*- Don't worry my friend, he'll be taken care of!
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:bono: What's wrong?
:larry: There are 2 cats over there!
:bono:Oh, you'll be fine!:evil:
:larry:They're licking their lips..
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Fantastic caption, tlski! When I first saw that kitty picture on ICanHasCheezburger, I immediately thought of Bono and his shinies :wink:


And now a 2-for-1 caption from me:

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:bono:: Pardon the interruption, but we're having technical difficulties. It seems that our guitarist has somehow gotten himself glued to the floor back there. But while we're waiting for him to wiggle his way free, let me tell you about this fish I caught the other day :blahblah:
 
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:larry: :yawn:
:adam: I need my bass...
:edge: Why I'm always the one standing at the edge??!!
:bono: If anyone notice that I'm standing on a box???
 
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Fantastic caption, tlski! When I first saw that kitty picture on ICanHasCheezburger, I immediately thought of Bono and his shinies :wink:


Hehe! :giggle: I know. I hope it was ok to "steal" the picture and crop it!:wink:
 
tlski said:
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:bono: so let me get this straight, I give you this shiney and you'll definetly scare drummerboy, there wont be any problems this time?
Cat with paw on shiney- NO PROBLEM!
Cat in background- *in a voice like puss-in-boots*- Don't worry my friend, he'll be taken care of!
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:bono: What's wrong?
:larry: There are 2 cats over there!
:bono:Oh, you'll be fine!:evil:
:larry:They're licking their lips..
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:scream:



FABULOUS!!!!!!
 
Galeongirl said:
:lmao: that caption is brilliant!
and I SO thought Of Bono too when I saw that cat pic on the cheezburger site!
You guys have got me hooked on finding pics that would make a great cap for shineys or superglue!:hmm: I totally look at pictures differently now...got another I am working on...need the "geek" factor though and my hubby has been working to much to get that input I need.:wink:
 
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Mary: Edge said I should inhibit Bono playing the guitar!
Bono thinking:I hate duets... will she ever let my hand go?
 
^That's good!

Mary: Aaaah, what is this idiot doing .... he's breaking my finger ...Let go, man, that huuuuurrrrtttssss!!!!
Bono (thinking) It's all her own fault. I told her but she wouldn't listen. She won't stop screaming all over my beautiful singing. I am going deaf here!
Edge (thinking): Just pretend you don't notice. Just pretend you don't notice ....
 
last unicorn said:
^That's good!

Mary: Aaaah, what is this idiot doing .... he's breaking my finger ...Let go, man, that huuuuurrrrtttssss!!!!
Bono (thinking) It's all her own fault. I told her but she wouldn't listen. She won't stop screaming all over my beautiful singing. I am going deaf here!
Edge (thinking): Just pretend you don't notice. Just pretend you don't notice ....


edge's thoughts are:lol: :laugh: ....pretty good!!!
 
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:adam: Here, random fan. Pay no attention as I slip this tube of superglue to you.
:bono: (oop) ADAM!
:adam: Bye.
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Edge: Race you to the camera.
Larry: You're on.
Bono: Ready, steady, go.
Adam: I have to run now?
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(four-way tie)
Edge: I win!
Bono: Nuh-unh! I win!
Larry: My legs are longer, I win.
Adam: My legs are longer. I win.
Bono: :grumpy: Just cause I'm short...
Edge: my hat's aerodynamic. I win.
Bono: My sunglasses are aerodynamic!
Larry: Oh yeah? Well, my moobs are aerodynamic!
Edge: :huh: Your moobs?
Adam: :|
Larry: Yes.
Edge, Bono, Adam, PLEBAns: I don't even wanna know :yikes:
Larry:
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(sorry for smallness :reject: )
 
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Naomi: err, I think Dolce's hand is on my arse..
:edge: :eek:
:bono: I think Gabbana's hand is on my arse.. :huh:
:edge: :eek:
 
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