Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know... - Page 38

Carmelu2fan · 08-29-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamOutLoud13
The day after the infamous lemon incident at the PopMart Oslo show, the band held a press conference:

: Everything would've worked fine if Bono here hadn't gummed up the works while playing with Silly Putty earlier that day
: *hangs head in shame* I said I was sorry
: It was terrible. Those horrible shiny walls, closing in on me *rocks self back and forth*
: For crying out loud, Larry, it wasn't that bad.

Damn! I just spit out my tea! LMAO

silvrlvr · 08-29-2007, 02:47 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by europop2005
[B]

Bono: Are you sure we performed it in that key, The Edge? Come down a bit.
Edge: (tries lower chord)
Bono: No, down a notch
Edge: (another lower chord)
Bono: One more
Edge: Any lower and I'll run out of keys.

DreamOutLoud13 · 08-30-2007, 06:19 AM

: So I said to him, I said, "Bob, you've got to do something about your hair." I mean, I don't want him to dye it or anything, him having grey hair makes me look younger, you know. But I told him, "There's too much of it! Especially sticking up at the top! And you're already practically a foot taller than me without the hair, so how can you expect me to keep standing next to you like that?!"

Maitre d' (in the black vest) : *forced smile* How much longer is this guy gonna go on? We were supposed to close up an hour ago!

: But Bob was like, "Fuck off, Bono, I'll do what I bloody well please with my hair!" Ah Bob, he's a great man!

Hey waiter! One more coffee over here!

Waiter on the left: *mutters under breath* Fucking hell

bonocomet · 08-30-2007, 06:24 AM

iloveedge · 08-30-2007, 12:20 PM

Conan: Ok, so what your trying to say os that the fish was this big, right?

I assure you, it was!

Aw, here we go...

*looks at the crowd* Such pretty girls

If he brings that story up again, I swear I'll hang him somewhere...

BonoFox1 · 08-30-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamOutLoud13

: So I said to him, I said, "Bob, you've got to do something about your hair." I mean, I don't want him to dye it or anything, him having grey hair makes me look younger, you know. But I told him, "There's too much of it! Especially sticking up at the top! And you're already practically a foot taller than me without the hair, so how can you expect me to keep standing next to you like that?!"
Maitre d' (in the black vest) : *forced smile* How much longer is this guy gonna go on? We were supposed to close up an hour ago!
: But Bob was like, "Fuck off, Bono, I'll do what I bloody well please with my hair!" Ah Bob, he's a great man! Hey waiter! One more coffee over here!
Waiter on the left: *mutters under breath* Fucking hell

OMG!!!! I cant even type....Im laughing so hard!1!!

europop2005 · 08-30-2007, 11:22 PM

that was some great onion and garlic soup!

my god you need a mint

flybabe · 08-30-2007, 11:38 PM

^OMG

blm · 08-31-2007, 07:30 AM

Thanks for the daily laughs!! You're ALL very funny

waynetravis · 08-31-2007, 08:36 AM

I'm wide awake, I'm wiiiiiiiiide awaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhelp I'm stuck!!!

Bonogirl777 · 08-31-2007, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by waynetravis

I'm wide awake, I'm wiiiiiiiiide awaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhelp I'm stuck!!!

waynetravis · 08-31-2007, 04:28 PM

*pants rip*

Bonogirl777 · 08-31-2007, 04:29 PM

I mean...oh no.

Serena Vox · 08-31-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by waynetravis

*pants rip*

*wipes spit off keyboard*

europop2005 · 08-31-2007, 11:36 PM

for the LAST time woman! that purse does NOT go with those shoes...now go fix it or so god help you!!

BonoFox1 · 09-01-2007, 12:49 AM

^^^LOL!!!

....er I hope he wasn t talking o me!!

last unicorn · 09-01-2007, 03:52 AM

I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

blm · 09-01-2007, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by last unicorn
I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

I second that!!
That is really, really bad news!

bonocomet · 09-01-2007, 05:18 AM

I like it, Edge should wear more see thru shirts!

DreamOutLoud13 · 09-01-2007, 06:03 AM

Edge is completely awesome enough to actually pull off such a gaudy shirt

08-29-2007, 02:47 PM	#742
silvrlvr Refugee Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 1,242 Local Time: 01:27 AM	[QUOTE]Originally posted by europop2005 [B] Bono: Are you sure we performed it in that key, The Edge? Come down a bit. Edge: (tries lower chord) Bono: No, down a notch Edge: (another lower chord) Bono: One more Edge: Any lower and I'll run out of keys. __________________

09-01-2007, 12:49 AM	#756
BonoFox1 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Earth to Blue Crack to Planet Fierce and back again Posts: 47,435 Local Time: 09:27 PM	^^^LOL!!!....er I hope he wasn t talking o me!!

09-01-2007, 06:03 AM	#760
DreamOutLoud13 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hell For Certain, Kentucky Posts: 15,088 Local Time: 11:27 PM	Edge is completely awesome enough to actually pull off such a gaudy shirt __________________

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08-30-2007, 06:19 AM	#743
DreamOutLoud13 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hell For Certain, Kentucky Posts: 15,088 Local Time: 11:27 PM	: So I said to him, I said, "Bob, you've got to do something about your hair." I mean, I don't want him to dye it or anything, him having grey hair makes me look younger, you know. But I told him, "There's too much of it! Especially sticking up at the top! And you're already practically a foot taller than me without the hair, so how can you expect me to keep standing next to you like that?!" Maitre d' (in the black vest) : forced smile How much longer is this guy gonna go on? We were supposed to close up an hour ago! : But Bob was like, "Fuck off, Bono, I'll do what I bloody well please with my hair!" Ah Bob, he's a great man! Hey waiter! One more coffee over here! Waiter on the left: mutters under breath Fucking hell

08-30-2007, 06:24 AM	#744
bonocomet Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California :) Posts: 67,032 Local Time: 09:27 PM

08-30-2007, 12:20 PM	#745
iloveedge Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Québec Posts: 15,737 Local Time: 01:27 AM	Conan: Ok, so what your trying to say os that the fish was this big, right? I assure you, it was! Aw, here we go... looks at the crowd Such pretty girls If he brings that story up again, I swear I'll hang him somewhere...

08-30-2007, 11:22 PM	#747
europop2005 Refugee Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,420 Local Time: 01:27 AM	that was some great onion and garlic soup! my god you need a mint

08-30-2007, 11:38 PM	#748
flybabe Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sunglasses, USA Posts: 17,062 Local Time: 01:27 AM	^OMG

08-31-2007, 07:30 AM	#749
blm New Yorker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: north and south of bono Posts: 2,506 Local Time: 01:27 AM	Thanks for the daily laughs!! You're ALL very funny

08-31-2007, 08:36 AM	#750
waynetravis Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hull, UK Posts: 36,231 Local Time: 06:27 AM	I'm wide awake, I'm wiiiiiiiiide awaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhelp I'm stuck!!!

08-31-2007, 04:28 PM	#752
waynetravis Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hull, UK Posts: 36,231 Local Time: 06:27 AM	pants rip

08-31-2007, 04:29 PM	#753
Bonogirl777 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: At Tim Horton's with Kristen and Val talking about Tan Adam and fashion disasters. Posts: 25,705 Local Time: 01:27 AM	I mean...oh no.

08-31-2007, 11:36 PM	#755
europop2005 Refugee Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,420 Local Time: 01:27 AM	for the LAST time woman! that purse does NOT go with those shoes...now go fix it or so god help you!!

09-01-2007, 03:52 AM	#757
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 06:27 AM	I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

09-01-2007, 05:18 AM	#759
bonocomet Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California :) Posts: 67,032 Local Time: 09:27 PM	I like it, Edge should wear more see thru shirts!