Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Bonogirl777]

PAGE 3?!!

Billie Joe: Who are those people?!
PLEBAns.
Billie: And those over there?
More PLEBAns.
Billie: And these down the front?
Still PLEBAns.
Billie: And what do they want to do to you again?
*whispers in Billie's ear*
Billie:

 

[BonoFox1]

PAGE 3?!!

Billie Joe: Who are those people?!
PLEBAns.
Billie: And those over there?
More PLEBAns.
Billie: And these down the front?
Still PLEBAns.
Billie: And what do they want to do to you again?
*whispers in Billie's ear*
Billie:

BRILLIANT!!!!!

 

[europop2005]

in light of recent events:

Billie: so...thats adam...
yep
Bille: and thats his...
yep
Billie: wow
uh huh...

 

[vertpomme]

^^^

 

[BonoFox1]

in light of recent events:

Billie: so...thats adam...
yep
Bille: and thats his...
yep
Billie: wow
uh huh...

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!..........yeah....

 

[Reggo]

in light of recent events:

Billie: so...thats adam...
yep
Bille: and thats his...
yep
Billie: wow
uh huh...

Win.

 

[Galeongirl]

Win indeed!

 

[Reggo]

*sneaks up on Edge*
Yeah, sorry about that incident earlier during "Streets", he didn't take his pills this morning and--He's behind me, isn't he?
RAHHHR! *attacks*

 

[Bonogirl777]

*sneaks up on Edge*
Yeah, sorry about that incident earlier during "Streets", he didn't take his pills this morning and--He's behind me, isn't he?
RAHHHR! *attacks*

 

[Hinder]

thats right...I tied it all by myself!

Gee, you think?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Dunno if this really counts as a "caption", but what the hell:

Once upon a time, young Bono buttoned his shirts all the way up. However, it didn't last long, and for this, we PLEBAns are eternally grateful.

 

[europop2005]

Even Bono had his Emo phase...

 

[Bonogirl777]

Dunno if this really counts as a "caption", but what the hell:

Once upon a time, young Bono buttoned his shirts all the way up. However, it didn't last long, and for this, we PLEBAns are eternally grateful.

Thank God he got over that phase!

 

[europop2005]

woman: oh my god i can't believe its bono
who is this Bono you speak of?
woman: well its yo...
i am dr. robert...i do not know this bono
woman: oh whatever just sign *cough*
what was that?
woman: its nothing its just a little *cough*
sounds bad...let me just make you a prescription
woman: you hardly sound like the most expert health profess..
do not contradict me! i will save your life! take two of these and let me know how it goes
(gives woman two jelly bellys)
woman: yeahhh...alright...wheres adam? i heard he has a really bi...
alright who needed the emergency heart transplant?
crowd:

 

[Reggo]

woman: oh my god i can't believe its bono
who is this Bono you speak of?
woman: well its yo...
i am dr. robert...i do not know this bono
woman: oh whatever just sign *cough*
what was that?
woman: its nothing its just a little *cough*
sounds bad...let me just make you a prescription
woman: you hardly sound like the most expert health profess..
do not contradict me! i will save your life! take two of these and let me know how it goes
(gives woman two jelly bellys)
woman: yeahhh...alright...wheres adam? i heard he has a really bi...
alright who needed the emergency heart transplant?
crowd:

 

[Bonogirl777]

woman: oh my god i can't believe its bono
who is this Bono you speak of?
woman: well its yo...
i am dr. robert...i do not know this bono
woman: oh whatever just sign *cough*
what was that?
woman: its nothing its just a little *cough*
sounds bad...let me just make you a prescription
woman: you hardly sound like the most expert health profess..
do not contradict me! i will save your life! take two of these and let me know how it goes
(gives woman two jelly bellys)
woman: yeahhh...alright...wheres adam? i heard he has a really bi...
alright who needed the emergency heart transplant?
crowd:

 

[Freefall]

I just found this on the front page of Photobucket.

I immediately thought of Bono!

I am going to sound so ignorant, but why is the word "Shiny" so tied with Bono??

 

[Bonogirl777]

Well, we think of Bono as a childlike figure. Soooo...very small children like shiny things. I don't know, maybe I'm not the best person to answer this question.

And no, you don't sound ignorant. You're new and you wanted to find out. No ignorance in that by my watch.

 

[Galeongirl]

I am going to sound so ignorant, but why is the word "Shiny" so tied with Bono??

in most of the caption threads, we found so many pictures where Bono just has this look on his face while there's a shiny object near... so the people here started making shiny captions... it's also because Bono is known to be a little boy by heart

it just has endless possibilities!

 

[BonoFox1]

Dunno if this really counts as a "caption", but what the hell:

Once upon a time, young Bono buttoned his shirts all the way up. However, it didn't last long, and for this, we PLEBAns are eternally grateful.

Such a CUTIE!!!

 

[europop2005]

oh i always tied it to "silver and gold"

"bright and shiny things"

 

[europop2005]

girl: Tortoise...T-O-R-T-O-I-S-E
wrong!
girl: what to you mean???
T-O-R-T-O-Y-S-E duhhhh

 

[europop2005]

guys theres no blimp with my name on it!...guys?...guyyyyyyyyys???

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^Good ones Europop

 

[Bonogirl777]

What the hell is Bono doing with that microphone?

 

[europop2005]

What the hell is Bono doing with that microphone?

whaaaaaaat?

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^...yeah act all innocent Mr.Sexy

 

[Bonogirl777]

whaaaaaaat?

That's exactly what I based it on.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: I'm telling you, once the shoes come off, he's only this tall
: Don't listen to him folks, The Edge will say anything when he's drunk
: I'm not drunk, Bono
: Just hush your face, beanie boy, I know where you live

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^^GAH HA HA HA HA!!!






Note: height issues are a serious and painful subject, I feel Bonos insecurities about his height and making fun of this subject is very hurtful for people like Bono and me that have such a complex





















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