Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know... - Page 24

BONO'ppetit · 06-26-2007, 09:31 PM

Rebuttal to Bono's previous "I like big butts comment...": Well Mr. Bono I like a slightly smaller buttocks and I cannot tell a lie as my religion will not permit me to do so awt dees time you know.

BonosLil'Pal94 · 06-26-2007, 11:30 PM

waynetravis · 06-27-2007, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BONO'ppetit

Rebuttal

Alisaura · 06-27-2007, 08:05 AM

Gluey, RegularBonoFan...

all gold

Reggo · 06-27-2007, 10:35 AM

My shirt does NOT look like something Adam's cat threw up! And they act like they've never made a bad fashion decision. I could name a dozen. And that was just Bono.

The_Edge89 · 06-27-2007, 10:40 AM

Edge(from inside the truck): Where did my clone go? I injected him with Clint Eastwood's DNA by accident!
And I didn't fix his ginglymus either.

Edge clone:
Do you feel lucky, well do ya, punk?

Reggo · 06-27-2007, 11:13 AM

Edge: Get back in the bus, Bono.
Bono: No. Not until he apologizes.

Edge: Well, Adam?
Adam: What?
Edge: Apologize so we can finish the tour.
Adam: I didn't do anything. I shouldn't have to apologize.
Bono: Oh, you damn well KNOW what YOU did, Adam Clayton.
Adam: I didn't do 'owt!
Edge: So you're content with leaving Bono stranded in the American Southwest. Alone. In the desert.
Adam: Honestly?
Bono: (shrieking indignantly) Oh! *begins to stomp off*
Edge: Bono!
Larry: What's going on?
Bono: Adam's being an asshole.
Larry: What'd he do?
Adam: I didn't do anything.
Edge and Larry:

Adam: No, for real this time!
Bono: What do you call me getting my fingers superglued together?
Larry: (whispering to Edge) Stall him for a minute.
Adam: I call it you being a spaz while trying to fix the shades... that I broke. Cause I sat on them. But that was an accident! I can't help it if you don't know proper superglue handling procedure.
Bono: Well, maybe you could teach me instead of gluing me to things all the time!
Adam and Edge: Where would be the fun in that?
Bono: I hate you. I really hate all of you. *starts walking away again*
Larry: *steps off the bus* Bono, look what I got! *holds it up* Shiney beachball.
Bono: Shiney beachball?

Larry: Yup. Shiney beachball. You want the shiney beachball?
Bono: Wanna shiney beachball!

Larry: Kay. Come get it. I'm gonna put it on the bus so it doesn't roll away, okay?
Bono: SHINEY BEACHBALL! *runs to get on the bus, knocks Edge over in the process*
Larry: Crisis averted. *bus starts driving again*
Adam: You have more of those, right?
Larry:

Safely tucked away in my suitcase.
Edge: Nice, Larry. Now, onto Alberquerque.

BonosLil'Pal94 · 06-27-2007, 02:25 PM

Honestly?

Loved the Clint Eastwood one as well

Serena Vox · 06-27-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RegularBonoFan

Edge: Get back in the bus, Bono.
Bono: No. Not until he apologizes.
Edge: Well, Adam?
Adam: What?
Edge: Apologize so we can finish the tour.
Adam: I didn't do anything. I shouldn't have to apologize.
Bono: Oh, you damn well KNOW what YOU did, Adam Clayton.
Adam: I didn't do 'owt!
Edge: So you're content with leaving Bono stranded in the American Southwest. Alone. In the desert.
Adam: Honestly?
Bono: (shrieking indignantly) Oh! *begins to stomp off*
Edge: Bono!
Larry: What's going on?
Bono: Adam's being an asshole.
Larry: What'd he do?
Adam: I didn't do anything.
Edge and Larry:
Adam: No, for real this time!
Bono: What do you call me getting my fingers superglued together?
Larry: (whispering to Edge) Stall him for a minute.
Adam: I call it you being a spaz while trying to fix the shades... that I broke. Cause I sat on them. But that was an accident! I can't help it if you don't know proper superglue handling procedure.
Bono: Well, maybe you could teach me instead of gluing me to things all the time!
Adam and Edge: Where would be the fun in that?
Bono: I hate you. I really hate all of you. *starts walking away again*
Larry: *steps off the bus* Bono, look what I got! *holds it up* Shiney beachball.
Bono: Shiney beachball?
Larry: Yup. Shiney beachball. You want the shiney beachball?
Bono: Wanna shiney beachball!
Larry: Kay. Come get it. I'm gonna put it on the bus so it doesn't roll away, okay?
Bono: SHINEY BEACHBALL! *runs to get on the bus, knocks Edge over in the process*
Larry: Crisis averted. *bus starts driving again*
Adam: You have more of those, right?
Larry: Safely tucked away in my suitcase.
Edge: Nice, Larry. Now, onto Alberquerque.

Shiney beachball!

Gluey · 06-27-2007, 08:54 PM

Please!! If anyone has seen it, PLEASE return it to me or John urgently......it's this tall and is big, round and shiney.....some people think it's just a beachball, but to me, it's my world

BonosLil'Pal94 · 06-27-2007, 09:24 PM

^he really does look like he's crying!

Reggo · 06-29-2007, 01:18 PM

Poor Bono.

BonoFox1 · 06-29-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gluey

Please!! If anyone has seen it, PLEASE return it to me or John urgently......it's this tall and is big, round and shiney.....some people think it's just a beachball, but to me, it's my world

AWWW!!!

ClaytonsKitten · 06-29-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RegularBonoFan

Edge: Get back in the bus, Bono.
Bono: No. Not until he apologizes.
Edge: Well, Adam?
Adam: What?
Edge: Apologize so we can finish the tour.
Adam: I didn't do anything. I shouldn't have to apologize.
Bono: Oh, you damn well KNOW what YOU did, Adam Clayton.
Adam: I didn't do 'owt!
Edge: So you're content with leaving Bono stranded in the American Southwest. Alone. In the desert.
Adam: Honestly?
Bono: (shrieking indignantly) Oh! *begins to stomp off*
Edge: Bono!
Larry: What's going on?
Bono: Adam's being an asshole.
Larry: What'd he do?
Adam: I didn't do anything.
Edge and Larry:
Adam: No, for real this time!
Bono: What do you call me getting my fingers superglued together?
Larry: (whispering to Edge) Stall him for a minute.
Adam: I call it you being a spaz while trying to fix the shades... that I broke. Cause I sat on them. But that was an accident! I can't help it if you don't know proper superglue handling procedure.
Bono: Well, maybe you could teach me instead of gluing me to things all the time!
Adam and Edge: Where would be the fun in that?
Bono: I hate you. I really hate all of you. *starts walking away again*
Larry: *steps off the bus* Bono, look what I got! *holds it up* Shiney beachball.
Bono: Shiney beachball?
Larry: Yup. Shiney beachball. You want the shiney beachball?
Bono: Wanna shiney beachball!
Larry: Kay. Come get it. I'm gonna put it on the bus so it doesn't roll away, okay?
Bono: SHINEY BEACHBALL! *runs to get on the bus, knocks Edge over in the process*
Larry: Crisis averted. *bus starts driving again*
Adam: You have more of those, right?
Larry: Safely tucked away in my suitcase.
Edge: Nice, Larry. Now, onto Alberquerque.

OMFG.

Now I want a shiney beachball. You think Larry or Adam can come give me one? *is hopeful*

kafrun · 06-30-2007, 02:01 AM

"Oh yeah, Larry, you're the hottest member of U2 and you know it. Nevermind how they ignore you. Nevermind how they keep you in the background. Nevermind how they scream over Bono, he talks too much *pfft* Edge, guitar hero? Too bad he doesn't have enough hair, hah! Adam's just weird, no one really likes him. Nope. Yes, Larry, you're brilliant. Your hair is so perfect, your muscles are so toned.. That's right, you're hotter than the rest of them, Larry.. Ooh, and your bum is so sexy. They all WISH they had one as sexy as yours. Oooh, what a sexy bum! The HOTTEST-"

*click*

*door opens*

I can.. um.. explain..

Gluey · 06-30-2007, 02:02 AM

*spits over her keyboard AGAIN!*

OMG Kaf...that was brilliant!

Serena Vox · 06-30-2007, 02:04 AM

You rule Kaf! I can always count on your captions to give me a proper cheer up!

Babydoll · 06-30-2007, 02:12 AM

All very true, too.

Good job sweets

kafrun · 06-30-2007, 02:20 AM

OMG! There it is again!

Okay, Bono.. don't................ move...............................patience...................................... paaaaaatience......... move and you'll scare it away again.............................. you'll get it this time..... just wait.. for.. the.. right............. moment...... to.................................................pounce..... and............................................................ grab..........

What are you doing?

Playing with my new high-powered flashlight. You should try it, it's brilliant! It's like playing with a giant cat and a giant laser pointer

BonoFox1 · 06-30-2007, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kafrun

OMG! There it is again! Okay, Bono.. don't................ move...............................patience...................................... paaaaaatience......... move and you'll scare it away again.............................. you'll get it this time..... just wait.. for.. the.. right............. moment...... to.................................................pounce..... and............................................................ grab..........

What are you doing?
Playing with my new high-powered flashlight. You should try it, it's brilliant! It's like playing with a giant cat and a giant laser pointer

That is WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN i FOUND THIS PIC!!! Brilliant cap Kaf!!!

Edit: FAB Larry caption...yeah Lars go ahead and admire yourself I will still scream for Bono, even if he does talk too much

06-26-2007, 09:31 PM	#461
BONO'ppetit War Child Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 857 Local Time: 05:25 AM	Rebuttal to Bono's previous "I like big butts comment...": Well Mr. Bono I like a slightly smaller buttocks and I cannot tell a lie as my religion will not permit me to do so awt dees time you know. __________________

06-26-2007, 11:30 PM	#462
BonosLil'Pal94 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the Darkest Timeline Posts: 14,504 Local Time: 10:25 PM	__________________

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06-27-2007, 08:05 AM	#464
Alisaura Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 30,442 Local Time: 05:25 PM	Gluey, RegularBonoFan... all gold

06-27-2007, 10:35 AM	#465
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 10:25 PM	My shirt does NOT look like something Adam's cat threw up! And they act like they've never made a bad fashion decision. I could name a dozen. And that was just Bono.

06-27-2007, 10:40 AM	#466
The_Edge89 Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sweden Northwest of Dancing ZooTV Posts: 4,069 Local Time: 06:25 AM	Edge(from inside the truck): Where did my clone go? I injected him with Clint Eastwood's DNA by accident! And I didn't fix his ginglymus either. Edge clone: Do you feel lucky, well do ya, punk?

06-27-2007, 11:13 AM	#467
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 10:25 PM	Edge: Get back in the bus, Bono. Bono: No. Not until he apologizes. Edge: Well, Adam? Adam: What? Edge: Apologize so we can finish the tour. Adam: I didn't do anything. I shouldn't have to apologize. Bono: Oh, you damn well KNOW what YOU did, Adam Clayton. Adam: I didn't do 'owt! Edge: So you're content with leaving Bono stranded in the American Southwest. Alone. In the desert. Adam: Honestly? Bono: (shrieking indignantly) Oh! begins to stomp off Edge: Bono! Larry: What's going on? Bono: Adam's being an asshole. Larry: What'd he do? Adam: I didn't do anything. Edge and Larry: Adam: No, for real this time! Bono: What do you call me getting my fingers superglued together? Larry: (whispering to Edge) Stall him for a minute. Adam: I call it you being a spaz while trying to fix the shades... that I broke. Cause I sat on them. But that was an accident! I can't help it if you don't know proper superglue handling procedure. Bono: Well, maybe you could teach me instead of gluing me to things all the time! Adam and Edge: Where would be the fun in that? Bono: I hate you. I really hate all of you. starts walking away again Larry: steps off the bus Bono, look what I got! holds it up Shiney beachball. Bono: Shiney beachball? Larry: Yup. Shiney beachball. You want the shiney beachball? Bono: Wanna shiney beachball! Larry: Kay. Come get it. I'm gonna put it on the bus so it doesn't roll away, okay? Bono: SHINEY BEACHBALL! runs to get on the bus, knocks Edge over in the process Larry: Crisis averted. bus starts driving again Adam: You have more of those, right? Larry: Safely tucked away in my suitcase. Edge: Nice, Larry. Now, onto Alberquerque.

06-27-2007, 02:25 PM	#468
BonosLil'Pal94 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the Darkest Timeline Posts: 14,504 Local Time: 10:25 PM	Honestly? Loved the Clint Eastwood one as well

06-27-2007, 08:54 PM	#470
Gluey Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cattle Class Posts: 15,481 Local Time: 06:25 PM	Please!! If anyone has seen it, PLEASE return it to me or John urgently......it's this tall and is big, round and shiney.....some people think it's just a beachball, but to me, it's my world

06-27-2007, 09:24 PM	#471
BonosLil'Pal94 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the Darkest Timeline Posts: 14,504 Local Time: 10:25 PM	^he really does look like he's crying!

06-29-2007, 01:18 PM	#472
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 10:25 PM	Poor Bono.

06-30-2007, 02:01 AM	#475
kafrun Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upside-down Posts: 19,644 Local Time: 11:25 PM	"Oh yeah, Larry, you're the hottest member of U2 and you know it. Nevermind how they ignore you. Nevermind how they keep you in the background. Nevermind how they scream over Bono, he talks too much pfft Edge, guitar hero? Too bad he doesn't have enough hair, hah! Adam's just weird, no one really likes him. Nope. Yes, Larry, you're brilliant. Your hair is so perfect, your muscles are so toned.. That's right, you're hotter than the rest of them, Larry.. Ooh, and your bum is so sexy. They all WISH they had one as sexy as yours. Oooh, what a sexy bum! The HOTTEST-" click door opens I can.. um.. explain..

06-30-2007, 02:02 AM	#476
Gluey Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cattle Class Posts: 15,481 Local Time: 06:25 PM	spits over her keyboard AGAIN! OMG Kaf...that was brilliant!

06-30-2007, 02:04 AM	#477
Serena Vox ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 32.63n 117.14w Posts: 12,603 Local Time: 01:25 AM	You rule Kaf! I can always count on your captions to give me a proper cheer up!

06-30-2007, 02:12 AM	#478
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 06:25 AM	All very true, too. Good job sweets

06-30-2007, 02:20 AM	#479
kafrun Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upside-down Posts: 19,644 Local Time: 11:25 PM	OMG! There it is again! Okay, Bono.. don't................ move...............................patience...................................... paaaaaatience......... move and you'll scare it away again.............................. you'll get it this time..... just wait.. for.. the.. right............. moment...... to.................................................pounce..... and............................................................ grab.......... What are you doing? Playing with my new high-powered flashlight. You should try it, it's brilliant! It's like playing with a giant cat and a giant laser pointer