kid: here you go mister I hope that is everything there
b: For your sake baby, it better be.
kid: oh sir by the way you are driving the wrong way
b: Oh, hey! You ain't half wrong! Here, let me spin this thing around-
[one only-just-successful enough 17 point turn later]
b: There, doggie dog!
kid: thank you sir we will replace that lamppost shortly
b: Whoa kiddo! Whoa WHOA WHOA. Where the hell's my toy?
kid: uh well you see we ain't put toys in anything but the children's meals
b: Damn! Well, I'll have one of them too I guess. I'm pretty sure I can take it.
kid: oh for certain, hold on then
b: Give me the best toy!
kid: uh they are all pretty good it is like figurines of four different characters from the new testament
b: Whoa! I'm crazy for that stuff! Can I have four of these little meals then?
kid: well uh you might just want three because we ran out of pontius pilates
b: Oh, keep it four, I
honestly don't care if I get two Mary Magdalenes.
kid: huh what ... well here you go
b: Keep the change, buddy. Later!
...
kid: ... wait this is just a bottle shop receipt