Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Serena Vox]

You can blame U2be for this one. I just saw the Lemon video and...well... this sprang forth in my mind...

The Bonosapien appears to be rather obsessed with a certain fruit.

BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, the BRI would like to thank you for coming by the institute today and answering a few questions for us. Can I get you anything? a Diet Coke, maybe?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Would you like anything with your Diet Coke?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Get Mr MacPhisto a Diet Coke with... what was that again?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Lemon, right. Diet Coke with Lemon.
Mr MacPhisto: (nodding) Lemon.
BRI researcher: Now, Mr MacPhisto, we've just got a few questions for you. What, do you feel, is the secret of U2's success?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: You're referring to the giant mirrorball lemon from the Popmart Tour?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: What turns you on creatively?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: The U2 song, or...?
Mr MacPhisto: (shakes his head)
BRI researcher: No, just lemon...alright.
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: What sound or noise do you love?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Someone sucking on one?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: Bono, perhaps?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods again)
BRI researcher: Or perhaps Adam Clayton?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods fervently)
BRI researcher: What is your favorite word?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: How could I have guessed?
Mr MacPhisto:
BRI researcher: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Mr MacPhisto: (thinks intently)
BRI Researcher: Oh just say it...
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon!
BRI researcher: Mr MacPhisto, you've been such a good test subject, would you like a lollipop?
Mr MacPhisto: (nods)
BRI researcher: I have to ask... what flavor?
Mr MacPhisto: Lemon.
BRI researcher: Very well then. (gives him lollipop)

*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.

 

[tlski]

*wipes tears away* You've made my day with that.

I second that!

 

[Reggo]

Thanks, guys! i thought it was a really lame joke, but glad you guys like it too!

 

[BonoFox1]

I second that!

I third that

 

[BonoFox1]

No one's done one of these in a while...

Anne, how many bottles of gel did I use this morning? Three? Are you sure? My hair feels a bit out of place. No, I used the emergency gel. Yeah, there was this gust of wind after lunch and a strand came out of place. The whole thing. Well, it was a slippery little brd. Hairspray? I'm Larry @%#)ing Mullen, I don't use hairspray. Besides, Adam's hairspray is probably half superglue anyway. Where am I? Onstage. Yeah. Oh, I can talk for a while, love. Bono's on about Africa again. So how's the kids?

BRILLANT!!!

 

[Smilla]

 

[mysterious_jen]

both brilliant... lemon lol.. .... "im larry %$$@ing mullen i dont use hair spray"

 

[Bono Mot]

Lemon lollipop!!!

 

[Reggo]

Wow. Thanks everybody!

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Funny ladies

I'll give it a go

Clinton: You're doing a wonderful job with Music Rising, Edge
Edge: Thanks, sir
Clinton: *doesn't let go* And my, what strong arm muscles you have *squeezes*
Edge: ... Uh, thanks, it's from playing guitar, you know.
Clinton: And your hat is so soft *rubs cheek on it and sighs happily*
Edge: Um, Mr. Clinton, I don't...
Clinton: Shh, don't worry about a thing. We won't make the mistake I made before. You see, I'm not president any more. And you won't tell, right? It can be our little secret
Edge:

Very funny DOL!

I like yours too RegularBonoFan!

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

 

[Bonobabe45]

Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

What do you mean there's no hat day!?

 

[Caroni]

Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

I´ll be the Indian, yoú´ll be the police man, maybe we can get Adam to be the worker










PD: Sorry if I made mistakes with the spelling

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Oh please tell me no one's used this picture yet.


I saw it and just about died.

I can't think of a good caption, but I hope one of you do.

I feel funny.......Did Adam superglue a Native American headdress to my head while I was asleep?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Does this headdress make me look fat?

 

[kafrun]

This is not what I had in mind when I went for hair extensions

 

[Alisaura]

The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

(Bonus nitpicker edition: )
(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??

 

[Reggo]

The sun DID melt my wings tonight... and look what happened!

(Bonus nitpicker edition: )
(oop) ... How can the sun melt anything when it's night time??

"Bonus nitpicker version"

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Been there...LOL

This is not what I had in mind when I went for hair extensions

 

[Reggo]

B.B. King is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes.
B.B. King:

 

[Carmelu2fan]

^ I That pic RBF. BB is looking more like> "more Bono hugs".

However I have no idea why he would not want a Bono hug.

 

[Galeongirl]

^ I That pic RBF. BB is looking more like> "more Bono hugs".

However I have no idea why he would not want a Bono hug.

because Bono fell asleep on his shoulder?

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

:man: That hat makes you look hotttttt Even more hot then when you have that dreamy police cap on
*tries to take it off to find Adam has superglued it on*
:man: something wrong, sugarcakes? *scoots closer to Bono*

 

[Alisaura]

I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this, but couldn't resist...

(has been lured onto PLEBAn boat) : Aye aye, cap'n! Shirt is now unbuttoned! Where are the shinies??
PLEBAn transfixed by Bonochest (arm on left) : Must... push... into water...

 

[dazzledbylight]

:aplaud:

ali, RBF & LNOB!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, who remembers my Mexican soap opera caption (fifth post down) some months ago?

I'm gonna do a bit of a continuation of it:

: Trust me, Bono, it'll all be clear soon. Rosita's mother poisoned Luis so that he couldn't tell anyone she'd framed Santos for murder.
: That's what you think. Luis didn't have anything on her, and she knew it! Rosita poisoned Luis because she found out he'd cheated on her with Esperanza.
: *ignores them, ponders aloud* I wonder how many Ewoks could fit in here?
: *to self* ...just pretend you don't know them, just pretend you don't know them *scoots over and opens newspaper*

 

[mysterious_jen]

Ewoks ......... nice one DOL

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[BonoFox1]

Okay, who remembers my Mexican soap opera caption (fifth post down) some months ago?

I'm gonna do a bit of a continuation of it:

: Trust me, Bono, it'll all be clear soon. Rosita's mother poisoned Luis so that he couldn't tell anyone she'd framed Santos for murder.
: That's what you think. Luis didn't have anything on her, and she knew it! Rosita poisoned Luis because she found out he'd cheated on her with Esperanza.
: *ignores them, ponders aloud* I wonder how many Ewoks could fit in here?
: *to self* ...just pretend you don't know them, just pretend you don't know them *scoots over and opens newspaper*

GAH HA HA HA!!! AWESOME

 

[dazzledbylight]

*bingo!*