Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[youvedonewhat]

Bob: Look lady, Bono and I go WAY back He loved ME before he ever loved you
Merkel: Is what he's saying true, Bono? Did you tell this man that you love him too?
Other lady: Uh, Bono, Oprah is on the phone.. something about how you didn't call her yet today.. she sounds perturbed..
Guy in the corner: Errr, not to butt in or anything, but since we're airing all this out now, I just wanted to say that he chatted me up in the car and now I'm feeling a bit cheated
Bono: This is what I get for being such a slut..

Great caption and so quick too. Well done!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Kaf! That one made my day!

 

[Serena Vox]

Bob: Look lady, Bono and I go WAY back He loved ME before he ever loved you
Merkel: Is what he's saying true, Bono? Did you tell this man that you love him too?
Other lady: Uh, Bono, Oprah is on the phone.. something about how you didn't call her yet today.. she sounds perturbed..
Guy in the corner: Errr, not to butt in or anything, but since we're airing all this out now, I just wanted to say that he chatted me up in the car and now I'm feeling a bit cheated
Bono: This is what I get for being such a slut..

Gotta love him!

 

[kafrun]

Bob: Hey, how come I don't get to hold hands in the love circle?
Bono: You're excluded from the circle for wearing horiztonal stripes with vertical stripes Talk about a fashion faux pas..
Bob: Pot.........kettle..........




Yes, I know he's holding hands too, but it kinda looks like he's not, so let's just pretend..

 

[kafrun]

Bono: OMG, what's that giant shiny thing?
John: For the billionth time, it's the SUN, now stop staring at it
Bono: I'm not the only one..
John: STOP IT

 

[BonoFox1]

Bono: OMG, what's that giant shiny thing?
John: For the billionth time, it's the SUN, now stop staring at it
Bono: I'm not the only one..
John: STOP IT

OMG!!! KAF!!! BRILLIANT ALL YOUR CAPTIONS!!!!
SLUT BONO!!! ................but so very true

 

[tanner_sis]

Bono: OMG, what's that giant shiny thing?
John: For the billionth time, it's the SUN, now stop staring at it
Bono: I'm not the only one..
John: STOP IT

HAHAHA Thats great!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

*wipes tears away* kaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[Bonogirl777]

Galeongirl, I LOVE your avatar!!!!

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

Kaf!!!!!!!!!!!! x1,000,000!!

 

[Carmelu2fan]

^What she said!

There is no other Kaf!

 

[kafrun]

 

[bonocomet]

At 1st I thought he was eating the flowers.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

One photo, two similar captions:

Bob: Bono's had a uh.. wardrobe malfunction We'll be right back after I fix it for him.
Bono: *closes jacket*

OR

Bob: I've got to take Bono to the little boy's room now. We'll be right back.
Bono: I drank too much juice

 

[Galeongirl]

One photo, two similar captions:

Bob: Bono's had a uh.. wardrobe malfunction We'll be right back after I fix it for him.
Bono: *closes jacket*

OR

Bob: I've got to take Bono to the little boy's room now. We'll be right back.
Bono: I drank too much juice

 

[Alisaura]

Kaf... DOL....

 

[BonoFox1]

One photo, two similar captions:

Bob: Bono's had a uh.. wardrobe malfunction We'll be right back after I fix it for him.
Bono: *closes jacket*

OR

Bob: I've got to take Bono to the little boy's room now. We'll be right back.
Bono: I drank too much juice

Ha ha ha That is such a cute pic too!!

 

[Reggo]

" I drank too much juice" Classic!

 

[waynetravis]

Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[Miringeltje]

: To jump or not to jump. That is the question

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Guy: So, you just pour the Diet Coke out like this, and then you just add a Mento, and BOOM! Diet Coke fountain!
Bono: woooow!
Bob: Cool.


This caption brought to you by Mentos, the freshmaker:

(remember kids, the guy in the caption is doing it wrong, leave the Diet Coke in the bottle, and then just drop the Mento in )

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Guy: So, you just pour the Diet Coke out like this, and then you just add a Mento, and BOOM! Diet Coke fountain!
Bono: woooow!
Bob: Cool.


This caption brought to you by Mentos, the freshmaker:

(remember kids, the guy in the caption is doing it wrong, leave the Diet Coke in the bottle, and then just drop the Mento in )

I've yet to see the video on Youtube

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I've yet to see the video on Youtube

I've seen just about everyone experimenting with the Mentos and Diet Coke Including Anderson Cooper on CNN!

 

[Carek1230]

It's even been on that show Mythbusters!

 

[Galeongirl]

Guy: So, you just pour the Diet Coke out like this, and then you just add a Mento, and BOOM! Diet Coke fountain!
Bono: woooow!
Bob: Cool.


This caption brought to you by Mentos, the freshmaker:

(remember kids, the guy in the caption is doing it wrong, leave the Diet Coke in the bottle, and then just drop the Mento in )

awesome!

you know what also works? put a coin in a ciggarette paper, and drop it in the bottle of coke... same effect!

 

[Bonogirl777]

I did Coke and Mentos for my science project this year. And it's interesting that with Diet Coke, the liquid goes further up in the air.

 

[TedUK]

: To jump or not to jump. That is the question

or:

(out of shot) "But soft, what light from yonder window breaks - 'tis the east, and Adam is the sun!"

(sings) "I'm not coming down, not coming down......"

 

[waynetravis]

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