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Photographer: Edge, look at me.
Edge: No.:grumpy:
Bono: Oh yeah, Edge. So mature.:rolleyes:
Photographer: Erm...

*silence*

Then:

Edge: He called me bald!:rant:
Bono: He called me short!:rant:
Larry: Don't look now, Sparky, but I think those are PLEBAns down at the back of the room.
Adam: I know. I saw them and am purposely avoiding eye contact.
Larry: And what's that orange, fuzzy thing they've got with them?
Adam: That would be a cat, Lawrence.
Larry::yikes:
Bono: ...he wouldn't teach me the H chord!
Edge: He said I had no butt!
Photographer: Oh for the love of - :camera:
 
Mere months after their humble beginnings, the 'fish stories' spread far beyond the realms of U2:


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Jon Bon Jovi: Well, I caught a fish this big! And I can play guitar better than he can!

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Paul Smith from Maxïmo Park: Mine was this big. :yes:

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Billie-Joe Armstrong: Mine? This big.

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Thom Yorke (aka Matt Bellamy's stunt double): I don't see the point in this competitiveness over fish, we're all doomed anyway. But for the record, this big.

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Frank Sinatra: Nah, Bono's fish was only about...yay big. Mine, however...


And from our Biblical correspondent:

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Jonah: This Bono comes up to me and he says he caught a fish this big. So what? Try a whale, Bono. A whale!


Bono's official response?
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:bono:: Liars, the lot of them. They're a bunch of :censored: liars, I tell you!
 
evillaurd said:
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Photographer: Edge, look at me.
Edge: No.:grumpy:
Bono: Oh yeah, Edge. So mature.:rolleyes:
Photographer: Erm...

*silence*

Then:

Edge: He called me bald!:rant:
Bono: He called me short!:rant:
Larry: Don't look now, Sparky, but I think those are PLEBAns down at the back of the room.
Adam: I know. I saw them and am purposely avoiding eye contact.
Larry: And what's that orange, fuzzy thing they've got with them?
Adam: That would be a cat, Lawrence.
Larry::yikes:
Bono: ...he wouldn't teach me the H chord!
Edge: He said I had no butt!
Photographer: Oh for the love of - :camera:

:lmao:

That's amazing evillaurd!
 
evillaurd said:
Mere months after their humble beginnings, the 'fish stories' spread far beyond the realms of U2:


jovi.jpg

Jon Bon Jovi: Well, I caught a fish this big! And I can play guitar better than he can!

maximo_park5.jpg

Paul Smith from Maxïmo Park: Mine was this big.

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Billie-Joe Armstrong: Mine? This big.

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Thom Yorke (aka Matt Bellamy's stunt double): I don't see the point in this competitiveness over fish, we're all doomed anyway. But for the record, this big.

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Frank Sinatra: Nah, Bono's fish was only about...yay big. Mine, however...


And from our Biblical correspondent:

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Jonah: This Bono comes up to me and he says he caught a fish this big. So what? Try a whale, Bono. A whale!


Bono's official response?
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:bono:: Liars, the lot of them. They're a bunch of :censored: liars, I tell you!


:giggle:
 
Billie Joe is two words/names. No hyphen. Thank you. [/spam]

But Fooking funny caps otherwise.
 
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Test of metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, heart of gold, balls of brass.
 
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
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It is impossible to know accurately how you look in your sunglasses.
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We're all amateurs; it's just that some of us are more professional about it than others.
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Someone said to me, "Make yourself a sandwich." Well, if I could make myself a sandwich, I wouldn't make myself a sandwich. I'd make myself a horny Irish millionaire.
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I worry about my judgement when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American Public.
 
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Sometimes I look out into the crowd at a large city at night and wonder how many people are shagging.
 
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Poor confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.
 
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Some things a king never has to say:
"Can I play, too?"
"Hey, guys, wait for me."
"I never seem to get laid."
 
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There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is...bugger! it's gone.
 
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No one is ever completely alone. When all is said and done, you always have yourself.
 
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Whenever I see a huge crowd, I always wonder how many of the people have hazelnuts in their intestines
 
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Have you noticed, whenever there's a problem in this country they get a bunch of celebrities or children together to sing a song about it? Drought, famine, drugs; they sing a song about it. This is an idea that grew out of the 60's peace movement. The idea then was that if enough "good" people sang, chanted, and held hands, all the "evil" people would give up their money, weapons and power. Worked great, didn't it?
 
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If you look around carefully the next time you go out, you'll notice that there are some really fucked-up-looking people walking around.
 
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For the last twenty-five years or so, I've done over hundred shows a year, give or take, each one attended by about twenty thousand people. More than fifty million in all. I often wonder if anyone was ever killed while driving to or from one of my shows. If so, I blame myself.
 
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Circa 1983: I can't wait until the US gets a really evil president. Not devious and cunning like Nixon and Johnson. But really, really evil. God, it would be so refreshing!
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Circa 2007: Umm... never mind.
 
Books that never made it:
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Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway.

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You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Bad Disease

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Reorganizing your pockets.


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The official British Empire Registry of Blokes.

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Diary of a real evil prick.

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The Golden Age of Tongue-Kissing
 
U2 is Irish. How 'bout a limerick?
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There was a young man from St Maarten
Who saved all his odours from faartin.
If it passed through his crack
It went straight in a sack
And mistakes were all kept in a caarton.
 
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