Caption Thread #15

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Shiny caps...er, well, I had one in Feb '06...

Adam superglued Edge's elbow to his trunk.

A: Hehe. Try to beat me up now, guitar boy. That whole 'hand-to-eye coordination' thing ain't so great now, is it???

E: What the...? ADAM!!!!

B: Oooo, lookie!!! Someone has something shiny!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

And our lovely GG had on in Feb '06 too...

But I think the earliest I can find was by BrightestStar...

So you see, Bono's always been obsessed with shiny things.


I'd so rather be doing this than folding laundry or eating today...

eta: WOW! I'm a New Yorker now!!! Whoo-hoo!

 

[Galeongirl]

...and i pulled it upon to me boat....

omg the return of the fisherman tales!


LG wow, I didn't even remember my own caption

 

[BonoFox1]

I should have know it was Kaffy and her blasted cat pics

??What cat pics Kaf???...I love cats!!! ....

 

[BonoFox1]

so doc..you're telling me they make lab coats with Bono sleeves now?? how extraordinary

Nice one WT

 

[bonocomet]

Bonosleeves on his lab coat, that's fantastic!

 

[iloveedge]

Could someone tell me about the fishermans tale? I wasn't here at that time!

 

[Lobe]

OK everyone!!...after 3...1..2..3...aaaaaand...*singing* weeeeeeee're off to see the wizard..the wonderful wizard of Oz...

Great!!! Really great!!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

iloveedge, there are a LOT of pictures of Bono holding his hands on front of him (since he always makes hand gestures when talking) and therefore somebody here made a caption of him telling somebody 'I swear, it was THIS big'... and more and more and more

??What cat pics Kaf???...I love cats!!! ....

Now you've done it!

still funny!

 

[kafrun]

^

LemonGrrrrl - I could swear there are more shiny captions between GG's cap and Bri's cap But I think Bri's may be the first or at least one of the earliest

On to new captions now :

OWWWWWWWWWWWW, mother Stubbed my toe ><

 

[kafrun]

Eddie didn't remember much before the attack, he just remembered approaching Edge for a friendly kiss before everything went black..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!

 

[SimplyConfused]

Children!! Hello. One's internet has been broken for six and a half weeks, however I have it back now! I infrequently was on when I went to my dad's, but that was only once every two weeks. But it's all good! I have internet, so last night and this morning, I was catching up with all the captions (well done, hilarious!) and YDW's fan fiction, YDW. Also was happy to see SBWIMD return. I'll get round to reading the new additions to Diaries an' all, but right now, I must go.

Good captions, keep 'em coming!

 

[Galeongirl]

Children!! Hello. One's internet has been broken for six and a half weeks, however I have it back now! I infrequently was on when I went to my dad's, but that was only once every two weeks. But it's all good! I have internet, so last night and this morning, I was catching up with all the captions (well done, hilarious!) and YDW's fan fiction, YDW. Also was happy to see SBWIMD return. I'll get round to reading the new additions to Diaries an' all, but right now, I must go.

Good captions, keep 'em coming!

you're back! it's been ages!


Kaf.... Bono's such a greedy bastard

 

[kafrun]

It was once his "dancing girl" got close that Bono realized it was definitely time to get the ol' eyes checked..

ACK!!!

 

[kafrun]

It was after the second unsuccessful pick that he realized he'd better make that appointment soon..

Mike: Bono, wait, I'm NOT a girl..
What??! Oh bloody ><

 

[kafrun]

Glad to have you back, SC

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Could someone tell me about the fishermans tale? I wasn't here at that time!

Guilty your honour! I was the one who came up with first ever fisherman tale caption!! Fish and fishing has been apart of my life since I was born. All the men on my Mums side of the family are fishermen and some of the women too including my Mum. Also the photo that held pride of place at my grandparent house was one of them with a giant pike (it was about 5ft tall!) they'd caught together. So I've had to hear my fair share of fishermans tales!!

Here's the first one I ever came up with:-

I tell ya mate, the fish was this big!
Man: Oh really!
I was just about the pull it up onto the boat....

....when it broke me line and swam off like a bullet in that direction!
Man: You don't say....*bored*

 

[hcbiggs2002]

....when it broke me line and swam off like a bullet in that direction!
Oh jaysys, not again!

 

[youvedonewhat]

Children!! Hello. One's internet has been broken for six and a half weeks, however I have it back now! I infrequently was on when I went to my dad's, but that was only once every two weeks. But it's all good! I have internet, so last night and this morning, I was catching up with all the captions (well done, hilarious!) and YDW's fan fiction, YDW. Also was happy to see SBWIMD return. I'll get round to reading the new additions to Diaries an' all, but right now, I must go.

Good captions, keep 'em coming!

Nice to see you back SC. Yeah, I've an idea up my sleeve for 'Drawers' and Diaries is back on track too...


OK, that's it...back to topic...

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Eddie didn't remember much before the attack, he just remembered approaching Edge for a friendly kiss before everything went black..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!

Eddie looks scared and excited at the same time. I know I would be




Kaf I love your sense of humor!

Hi Katie(SC) I've been wondering where you been

 

[waynetravis]

....when it broke me line and swam off like a bullet in that direction!
Oh jaysys, not again!

hi SC

 

[BonoFox1]

iloveedge, there are a LOT of pictures of Bono holding his hands on front of him (since he always makes hand gestures when talking) and therefore somebody here made a caption of him telling somebody 'I swear, it was THIS big'... and more and more and more


Now you've done it!

still funny!

GAh ha ha ha !!! Thanx!!

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

the cat!


i love your fisherman captions hcbiggs!!

 

[bonoishot]

iloveedge, there are a LOT of pictures of Bono holding his hands on front of him (since he always makes hand gestures when talking) and therefore somebody here made a caption of him telling somebody 'I swear, it was THIS big'... and more and more and more


Now you've done it!

still funny!

I was laughing thinking about this on the train to Manchester today. I got a few odd looks.

 

[EdgeNBono]

omfg

 

[iloveedge]

Guilty your honour! I was the one who came up with first ever fisherman tale caption!! Fish and fishing has been apart of my life since I was born. All the men on my Mums side of the family are fishermen and some of the women too including my Mum. Also the photo that held pride of place at my grandparent house was one of them with a giant pike (it was about 5ft tall!) they'd caught together. So I've had to hear my fair share of fishermans tales!!

Here's the first one I ever came up with:-

I tell ya mate, the fish was this big!
Man: Oh really!
I was just about the pull it up onto the boat....

....when it broke me line and swam off like a bullet in that direction!
Man: You don't say....*bored*

Thanks for explaining! they're great!

 

[SimplyConfused]

Yo Adriana! (Carmel) And that cat picture is bloody hilarious!! Is it photoshopped or for real? Heh heh.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Wow, it feels like ages since I've been in this thread, and I believe dinosaurs were roaming the earth when I last actually contributed...

Anyhoo....thought I'd share (and considering your discussion of fishing jokes, this came at an uncanningily appropriate time...

I'm tellin ya, it's *this* big!

Ok, ok...more like this big. You can't blame a guy for trying.

Still don't believe me eh? Ha, laugh all you like..ha ha

Cause I'll be the one laughing in the end

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^Is he talking about his...................!!! ?????

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^

LemonGrrrrl - I could swear there are more shiny captions between GG's cap and Bri's cap But I think Bri's may be the first or at least one of the earliest

Oh yeah, there's tons more, but the question was, when was the first shiny caption.

Your caps as always -