BonosLil'Pal94
ONE love, blood, life
kafrun, DOL, wayne, wildhoney, evillaurd.... keep em' coming!
kafrun said:
Bono: Are you sure the blindfold is standard ceremonial practice? *gets a bad feeling*
Undercover PLEBAn: Completely normal. Hold still please.
Bono: I mean, I'm flattered, I really am. But an honorary degree in Moobology? Granted on the basis of "uber-hotness"? Is all of this real?
PLEBAn: Mr. Bono, is that not what your official letter from the university said?
Bonp: Well, yes..
PLEBAn: Well there you go.
Bono: But it was scrawled on a napkin and..
PLEBAn: Someone go get the fuzzy handcuffs.. quickly
Bono: I suppose I got a bit confused when the address led me to the back alley between the Savemart and the Burger King
PLEBAn: Ummmm..
Bono: Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard of the University Of Something-Something I mean, if this is all a ploy, couldn't you have come up with something a bit more clever?
PLEBAn: Yeah yeah, sure. SOMEONE GET THE VAN!!
kafrun said:
Bono: Are you sure the blindfold is standard ceremonial practice? *gets a bad feeling*
Undercover PLEBAn: Completely normal. Hold still please.
Bono: I mean, I'm flattered, I really am. But an honorary degree in Moobology? Granted on the basis of "uber-hotness"? Is all of this real?
PLEBAn: Mr. Bono, is that not what your official letter from the university said?
Bonp: Well, yes..
PLEBAn: Well there you go.
Bono: But it was scrawled on a napkin and..
PLEBAn: Someone go get the fuzzy handcuffs.. quickly
Bono: I suppose I got a bit confused when the address led me to the back alley between the Savemart and the Burger King
PLEBAn: Ummmm..
Bono: Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard of the University Of Something-Something I mean, if this is all a ploy, couldn't you have come up with something a bit more clever?
PLEBAn: Yeah yeah, sure. SOMEONE GET THE VAN!!
europop2005 said:
Honey, my coffee tastes kinda wierd...almost if you...zzzzzzz....
:ali: tell me my vegtables are undercooked will you...now while your asleep with that pill i slipped into your coffee...i'll just fix up a little "somthing" for dinner
evillaurd said:Bono and adam: THIS IS AN EX-MULLET!
last unicorn said:And does Adam have YELLOW hair in the last ones?
Lobe said:
Morleigh: blah..... blah.....
Woman: yeah... men are strange.... aren't they?
Morleigh: You telling me???.....From some time now.... my husband wants his boxers with little praying mantis pattern.....
: HONEY!!!!!!!....
Yeah, I know its lame.....
Dismantled said:
guys in red: The new member of our barbershop quartet refuses to wear the red outfit and he insists on being the lead...there is NO lead!
Bono:
Galeongirl said:
that's not hair..... it's popcorn!
Galeongirl said:
he looks so grumpy!
it's amusing that you will find Heineken ANYWHERE on this planet!
Dismantled said:
Lobe said:
Morleigh: blah..... blah.....
Woman: yeah... men are strange.... aren't they?
Morleigh: You telling me???.....From some time now.... my husband wants his boxers with little praying mantis pattern.....
: HONEY!!!!!!!....
Yeah, I know its lame.....
Dismantled said:
guys in red: The new member of our barbershop quartet refuses to wear the red outfit and he insists on being the lead...there is NO lead!
Bono:
Dismantled said:
Lobe said:
Morleigh: blah..... blah.....
Woman: yeah... men are strange.... aren't they?
Morleigh: You telling me???.....From some time now.... my husband wants his boxers with little praying mantis pattern.....
: HONEY!!!!!!!....
Yeah, I know its lame.....
U2MaNaIcWeIdO said:
One of them is still taller than me.
Alisaura said:
You can get Heinekin in Australia too... (haven't had any, beer is gross... )