Caption thread #10: Running away with the circus!

[Christine1701]

(sounding like cookie monster)....Mmm me shiney monster, me eat shiney microphone.....yumyumyumyumyum.....

 

[kafrun]

(sounding like cookie monster)....Mmm me shiney monster, me eat shiney microphone.....yumyumyumyumyum.....

ShineyMonster!Bono

 

[kafrun]

Poor Bono.. the unfortunate victim of one of Adam's particularly evil superglue pranks......
Tho, ath I wath thaying.. The exthreme poverty crithith ith very theriouth..

 

[kafrun]

Bono........................no
*out of shot* Yes yes yes!
Bono........................no. We're not using this as our next tour outfit.
But but but!! You're not getting my whole shiny beachball theme
Bono........ we are NOT using beachballs instead of confetti, we are NOT wearing shiny beachball suits, and we are NOT - I repeat - NOT descending from a giant, shiny beachball. Larry's head already exploded when you suggested naming the tour "U2 Balls - Shiny Goodness World Tour". Now COOL IT

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

U2 Balls?


Now, I have no idea why Dame Judi Dench and Ewan McGregor are dressed this way, but the moment I saw the photo, I had an idea:

Mere seconds after this photo was taken, Ewan was suddenly tackled by a short Irishman shouting "BEACHBALL! BIG RED BEACHBALL! MINE!"

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay one more:

: **charm, charm, charm, kiss**
Girl:
Jay-Z: Buddy, you've got three seconds to get your paws off of my baby sister **makes fist**


Okay, I don't really know who the girl is, or if she's any relation to Jay-Z, but it seemed to fit.

 

[kafrun]

A follow up to one of my previous captions..

*wanders in.. sneaks up to podium.. spots security* YOU!! STAY BACK!! You cannot throw me out of this convention. I WILL speak about Africa! I WILL have an audience










*sound of pin dropping*

Wow.. you sure are a friendly bunch. I really appreciate you not throwing me out even though I wasn't invited.










*pin drop*

I don't know if you've heard of me, but my name is Bono. I'm a rock star









*sound of bodies thudding.. jaws hitting ground..*

I'd like to speak to you today about the One Campaign...... What's that? Show you my moobs? Is that like a power-point presentation?

 

[kafrun]

U2 Balls?


Now, I have no idea why Dame Judi Dench and Ewan McGregor are dressed this way, but the moment I saw the photo, I had an idea:

Mere seconds after this photo was taken, Ewan was suddenly tackled by a short Irishman shouting "BEACHBALL! BIG RED BEACHBALL! MINE!"

Oh noes! Ewan doesn't stand a chance

 

[Kristin Machina]

NAOMI! How wonderful to see you, m'dear *kiss*. Edge, don't be shy, say hello!
Oh, it's nothing against you, Naomi. It's just I suddenly got a flashback...walking in on you and Adam...Sparky wearing nothing but peanut butter and Pop Rocks *shudder*

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

^^^ KAFRUN! OMG Best ever! His expressions fit everything so well. **dies laughing**

 

[kafrun]

NAOMI! How wonderful to see you, m'dear *kiss*. Edge, don't be shy, say hello!
Oh, it's nothing against you, Naomi. It's just I suddenly got a flashback...walking in on you and Adam...Sparky wearing nothing but peanut butter and Pop Rocks *shudder*

Are you trying to kill me?

 

[Kristin Machina]

Your PLEBA girls convention caption>mine

 

[kafrun]

Your PLEBA girls convention caption>mine

Your mention of naked Adam in your caption > everything in the world EVER

 

[Babydoll]

ROOFFLLLLLMAO at all this entire page!

 

[Rochelle D]

So where is the next Annual PLEBA Girls Convention being held?


LMAO, Great work

 

[Kristin Machina]

Big Man: I shall hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him and call him George
Bono: Adam, HELP ME!!

 

[MissHewson]

Great

 

[Galeongirl]

A follow up to one of my previous captions..

*wanders in.. sneaks up to podium.. spots security* YOU!! STAY BACK!! You cannot throw me out of this convention. I WILL speak about Africa! I WILL have an audience










*sound of pin dropping*

Wow.. you sure are a friendly bunch. I really appreciate you not throwing me out even though I wasn't invited.










*pin drop*

I don't know if you've heard of me, but my name is Bono. I'm a rock star :yes









*sound of bodies thudding.. jaws hitting ground..*

:bono I'd like to speak to you today about the One Campaign...... What's that? Show you my moobs? Is that like a power-point presentation?

no Bono... no powerpoint... but you could use a beamer to make you look larger than life

Kafrun...

*saves caption

 

[SimplyConfused]

U2 Balls?


Now, I have no idea why Dame Judi Dench and Ewan McGregor are dressed this way, but the moment I saw the photo, I had an idea:

Mere seconds after this photo was taken, Ewan was suddenly tackled by a short Irishman shouting "BEACHBALL! BIG RED BEACHBALL! MINE!"

LMFAO!!!! That is hilarious. I love Ewan!! He looks hilarious in that.

 

[SimplyConfused]

A follow up to one of my previous captions..

*wanders in.. sneaks up to podium.. spots security* YOU!! STAY BACK!! You cannot throw me out of this convention. I WILL speak about Africa! I WILL have an audience










*sound of pin dropping*

Wow.. you sure are a friendly bunch. I really appreciate you not throwing me out even though I wasn't invited.










*pin drop*

I don't know if you've heard of me, but my name is Bono. I'm a rock star









*sound of bodies thudding.. jaws hitting ground..*

I'd like to speak to you today about the One Campaign...... What's that? Show you my moobs? Is that like a power-point presentation?

Har har har, the amusement!!!

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Argh Karfun, your 'Pleba Girls Convention' one is absolutely fabulous!! *dies laughing*

All the Plebans at said convention...

 

[kafrun]

Big Man: I shall hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him and call him George
Bono: Adam, HELP ME!!

oh it works so well..

 

[kafrun]

Oh shoot, is Mullen one "L" or two? *checks hand* Oh right, two.

OR

Babydoll: *THUD*
Umm.. are you going to be ok?
Babydoll: *on the ground* I'll be fine Oooh, nice view from down here

 

[a-mole]

oh uh... is that guy next to Bono Herbert Grönemeyer?
Any German's here to confirm it? I love that guy.. aweseome german singer but I am a tiny bit uncertain if it is really him

 

[Galeongirl]

oh uh... is that guy next to Bono Herbert Grönemeyer?
Any German's here to confirm it? I love that guy.. aweseome german singer but I am a tiny bit uncertain if it is really him

well his nametag says so...
if you wanna be sure, google his name on images and compare

Kafrun..... we should have a compilation about the boys forgetting their names... still funny!

 

[kafrun]

Now we're going to sing a song about..
Oh Bono, actually we're good. You can sit this one out.
Juh?
Yeah, we're going to do this song without you. Just the three of us. You go take a breather, k buddy?
Buh??
Yep.. go sit. Just over there, k? Grab yourself a water or a juice box or something. We'll let you know when we need you again
Whu?????

 

[a-mole]

well his nametag says so...
if you wanna be sure, google his name on images and compare

Kafrun..... we should have a compilation about the boys forgetting their names... still funny!

Ok I am an official idiot now
i did NOT see thename tags
very embarrassing .. so sorry

 

[Galeongirl]

Now we're going to sing a song about..
:edge Oh Bono, actually we're good. You can sit this one out.
Juh?
Yeah, we're going to do this song without you. Just the three of us. You go take a breather, k buddy?
Buh??
Yep.. go sit. Just over there, k? Grab yourself a water or a juice box or something. We'll let you know when we need you again
Whu?????

awwww poor Baby!!!! he looks so sad! Bono wanna sing!
doin't worry B, you can sing for me anytime!

 

[kafrun]

After reading this thread, I'm starting to wonder if kafrun has it out for me.
kafrun: No Bono, darling. I tease because I ....

 

[pattip2000]

Yep.. go sit. Just over there, k? Grab yourself a water or a juice box or something. We'll let you know when we need you again
Whu?????

Grab yourself a juice box