Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

[kafrun]

This is our new album. If you're one of the first lucky 1000 to buy a copy, we'll send you a free beachball
What? Where are we going to get all these beachballs?

....................Edge?

 

[Galeongirl]

You giving this thread a title, that's what's funny


Kaf: And kids, after 12 comes,...... 12


You know I kid because I love!


I already had in mind that Edge was definately looking like some guy on tv selling something in that pic!

 

[kafrun]

Uh, so yeah.. note to self.. Do not name threads before you've had your coffee We'll get that changed.. it's #13 actually

 

[kafrun]

Kaf: And kids, after 12 comes,...... 12

Don't make fun of your elders

It's the correct math for a caption thread anyway

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I'm going to make a shocking confession to everyone, right here, right now. See this old picture of me?

: Edge - you don't have to...

: Quiet, Bono! I'm ready to do it now.

: Okay, but nobody's making you do it.

: I know. I want to do it. I need to come clean with the fans. I'm sure you will be shocked to know that, I was, in fact, wearing a beanie in this picture. I used to design beanies that looked like real hair. The truth is, I've been bald since I was 13 years old. It was a tragic accident involving guitar strings and toothpaste while I was discovering the H chord.

B: Edge, you never told me that last part...

: For once in your life, be quiet, little one! See, I wanted - I wanted to make it appear as if I gradually went bald over the years. I became somewhat of a beanie sewing junkie in my spare time in the early days, first taking bits of shedded dog hair from my home, and then at times combing Bono's mullet at night and collecting his shedded hair and sewing it into a beanie that looks like a full head of hair.

B: So is that why you won't teach me the H chord? Because learning it would cause me to go bald? You care about me that much? *tears up and hugs Edge* Awwww, I love ya, man!!!!

: Yes, Bono, you know I love you too. I'm glad I finally came out about that. <thinking>: Maybe that'll get him to stop asking about it!

 

[Galeongirl]

oh Edge, we never knew!!!!!


it's so lovely he cares so much for Bono... 's hair...

 

[U2isthebest]

Re: Re: Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

: I'm going to make a shocking confession to everyone, right here, right now. See this old picture of me?

: Edge - you don't have to...

: Quiet, Bono! I'm ready to do it now.

: Okay, but nobody's making you do it.

: I know. I want to do it. I need to come clean with the fans. I'm sure you will be shocked to know that, I was, in fact, wearing a beanie in this picture. I used to design beanies that looked like real hair. The truth is, I've been bald since I was 13 years old. It was a tragic accident involving guitar strings and toothpaste while I was discovering the H chord.

B: Edge, you never told me that last part...

: For once in your life, be quiet, little one! See, I wanted - I wanted to make it appear as if I gradually went bald over the years. I became somewhat of a beanie sewing junkie in my spare time in the early days, first taking bits of shedded dog hair from my home, and then at times combing Bono's mullet at night and collecting his shedded hair and sewing it into a beanie that looks like a full head of hair.

B: So is that why you won't teach me the H chord? Because learning it would cause me to go bald? You care about me that much? *tears up and hugs Edge* Awwww, I love ya, man!!!!

: Yes, Bono, you know I love you too. I'm glad I finally came out about that. <thinking>: Maybe that'll get him to stop asking about it!

That's so frickin' hilarious! One of the best I've seen yet....

 

[Galeongirl]

Shamelessly stolen from the last post of last caption thread ^^

Time to make the last post another lame caption >< Stupid image max rule!

*kicks legs against box*
if he does not stop this soon... he's in for something!
wow is that a kiwi bird flying there? I never knew those could fly!
ohhhh shiney ring...

 

[MadDaisy]

Re: Re: Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

: I'm going to make a shocking confession to everyone, right here, right now. See this old picture of me?

: Edge - you don't have to...

: Quiet, Bono! I'm ready to do it now.

: Okay, but nobody's making you do it.

: I know. I want to do it. I need to come clean with the fans. I'm sure you will be shocked to know that, I was, in fact, wearing a beanie in this picture. I used to design beanies that looked like real hair. The truth is, I've been bald since I was 13 years old. It was a tragic accident involving guitar strings and toothpaste while I was discovering the H chord.

B: Edge, you never told me that last part...

: For once in your life, be quiet, little one! See, I wanted - I wanted to make it appear as if I gradually went bald over the years. I became somewhat of a beanie sewing junkie in my spare time in the early days, first taking bits of shedded dog hair from my home, and then at times combing Bono's mullet at night and collecting his shedded hair and sewing it into a beanie that looks like a full head of hair.

B: So is that why you won't teach me the H chord? Because learning it would cause me to go bald? You care about me that much? *tears up and hugs Edge* Awwww, I love ya, man!!!!

: Yes, Bono, you know I love you too. I'm glad I finally came out about that. <thinking>: Maybe that'll get him to stop asking about it!

*chokes on dinner* bits of dog hair!!!

 

[dazzledbylight]

hair beannies!

 

[europop2005]

Obviously annoyed at getting the same question over and over again...U2 resorts to default answer #1

Interviewer: So how does it feel to be back down under?


Its

A

musical

journ--zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[europop2005]

Haha Bono I told you I wouldn't lose my copy of THIS album!

Edge...thats MY copy!

 

[Rini]

Bono: I'm so glad to be in Australia, knowing it's surrounded by water so there won't be any thundering herds of PLEBANs attacking me.

Adam: <thinking> What's that rumble?

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^^Bua ha ha ha good one Rini...and everyone else !!
Caption threads *THE BEST CURE FOR THE BLUES*

Hair Beanies!! You know there could be a wide market for that!!

 

[Bonobabe45]

LMFAO I love it

 

[flybabe]

Re: Re: Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

: I'm going to make a shocking confession to everyone, right here, right now. See this old picture of me?

: Edge - you don't have to...

: Quiet, Bono! I'm ready to do it now.

: Okay, but nobody's making you do it.

: I know. I want to do it. I need to come clean with the fans. I'm sure you will be shocked to know that, I was, in fact, wearing a beanie in this picture. I used to design beanies that looked like real hair. The truth is, I've been bald since I was 13 years old. It was a tragic accident involving guitar strings and toothpaste while I was discovering the H chord.

B: Edge, you never told me that last part...

: For once in your life, be quiet, little one! See, I wanted - I wanted to make it appear as if I gradually went bald over the years. I became somewhat of a beanie sewing junkie in my spare time in the early days, first taking bits of shedded dog hair from my home, and then at times combing Bono's mullet at night and collecting his shedded hair and sewing it into a beanie that looks like a full head of hair.

B: So is that why you won't teach me the H chord? Because learning it would cause me to go bald? You care about me that much? *tears up and hugs Edge* Awwww, I love ya, man!!!!

: Yes, Bono, you know I love you too. I'm glad I finally came out about that. <thinking>: Maybe that'll get him to stop asking about it!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Oh, I gotta make tinkle!!!!
: <tuning out Bono's > This stadium will soon be filled with all of my fans. They will be all be cheering for ME! Hehe, look at the little guy. He's stretching up as high as he can - even stretching out his neck! I'm slouching, and I'm still taller!
: Oh, it's great to be back down under. My wife's brother lives here, we love it so much. I can't wait to meet up with the PM, and see the fans, and ...
: Mirror, mirror, on the floor, who's got the biggest shoes of us four?



I really wish we could see their feet in that shot. I bet you Bono's feet are dangling and all the others can touch the ground!

 

[U2isthebest]

: Oh, I gotta make tinkle!!!!
: <tuning out Bono's > This stadium will soon be filled with all of my fans. They will be all be cheering for ME! Hehe, look at the little guy. He's stretching up as high as he can - even stretching out his neck! I'm slouching, and I'm still taller!
: Oh, it's great to be back down under. My wife's brother lives here, we love it so much. I can't wait to meet up with the PM, and see the fans, and ...
: Mirror, mirror, on the floor, who's got the biggest shoes of us four?



I really wish we could see their feet in that shot. I bet you Bono's feet are dangling and all the others can touch the ground!

Frickin' brilliant! I would love to see Edge say that. Adam too!! That's awesome!

 

[thrillme]

Larry: Don't smile, don't smile, even if Bono is wearing a black sock and a blue one...fight it mulls, fight it...

Edge: Wonder what it would look like if the punters in the top row all dropped a bunch of beach balls at the same time.

Bono: My bum is numb, will this interviewer hurry it up already.

Adam: I wonder when Bono will notice he's not wearing matching socks.

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Obviously annoyed at getting the same question over and over again...U2 resorts to default answer #1

Interviewer: So how does it feel to be back down under?


Its

A

musical

journ--zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[Galeongirl]

Larry: Don't smile, don't smile, even if Bono is wearing a black sock and a blue one...fight it mulls, fight it...

Edge: Wonder what it would look like if the punters in the top row all dropped a bunch of beach balls at the same time.

Bono: My bum is numb, will this interviewer hurry it up already.

Adam: I wonder when Bono will notice he's not wearing matching socks.

that's such a Bono thing to do!
btw, if Bono's feet are hanging in the air, so are larry's... his legs are shorter than Bono's.... only his broad torso gives you the impression he's taller, well, he's not

 

[Rini]

You guys are are great! There's already tea spewed on my keyboard, and the day is only half over! LOL

Yea, U2 in Australia! I'm delighted for you guys down there!

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Re: Re: Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

: I'm going to make a shocking confession to everyone, right here, right now. See this old picture of me?

: Edge - you don't have to...

: Quiet, Bono! I'm ready to do it now.

: Okay, but nobody's making you do it.

: I know. I want to do it. I need to come clean with the fans. I'm sure you will be shocked to know that, I was, in fact, wearing a beanie in this picture. I used to design beanies that looked like real hair. The truth is, I've been bald since I was 13 years old. It was a tragic accident involving guitar strings and toothpaste while I was discovering the H chord.

B: Edge, you never told me that last part...

: For once in your life, be quiet, little one! See, I wanted - I wanted to make it appear as if I gradually went bald over the years. I became somewhat of a beanie sewing junkie in my spare time in the early days, first taking bits of shedded dog hair from my home, and then at times combing Bono's mullet at night and collecting his shedded hair and sewing it into a beanie that looks like a full head of hair.

B: So is that why you won't teach me the H chord? Because learning it would cause me to go bald? You care about me that much? *tears up and hugs Edge* Awwww, I love ya, man!!!!

: Yes, Bono, you know I love you too. I'm glad I finally came out about that. <thinking>: Maybe that'll get him to stop asking about it!

Seriously funny shit. Best line? Edge saying, "For once in your life, be quiet, little one!"

 

[Galeongirl]

Blocking your view Wild?

 

[europop2005]

I am Jedi Bono...you may riiiiiiiiiiise...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I am Jedi Bono...you may riiiiiiiiiiise...

*rises as Master Bono commands*

 

[Galeongirl]

Oh you like me new haircut? why thank you! yes, I do look like myself the last time we were in Oz right... yea U2 loves Australia for sure, always great to be here...
Is that capucchino coming out from under the stage?

 

[U2isthebest]

Oh you like me new haircut? why thank you! yes, I do look like myself the last time we were in Oz right... yea U2 loves Australia for sure, always great to be here...
Is that capucchino coming out from under the stage?

I LOVE this GG2. I can totally picture this exchange! I'd love to get a cappucino with Adam...

 

[Galeongirl]

SO Bono, what ya think about our new stage idea?
....Me throwing myself in front of the PLEBAns every night in a row?? nuh-uh, no way guys! *Help*

 

[U2isthebest]

SO Bono, what ya think about our new stage idea?
....Me throwing myself in front of the PLEBAns every night in a row?? nuh-uh, no way guys! *Help*

Frick yes!! Silly Bono, we'll get you anyway....