Caption-ing #12: Cause those boys make it WAY too easy for us..

[U2isthebest]

^ I'll untie Bono.... eventually

In that pic? I would NEVER untie him... . Those lips alone there... . Mercy. God Bless!!

"What no man can own...No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[U2 Beginner]

:
: Um, Bono.. Anton's wife is coming at you, and she's got an umbrella.
Anton::
: This is gonna be great.
: *not noticing any of it, because he's checking out the PLEBAns on the other side of the building*

at the umbrella bit!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

:kafrun: Mr. Mullen, it's time for your massage.

 

[kafrun]

^

It was at that moment that kafrun realized her years of schooling had truly paid off

kafrun: Yes, err, time for your massage. Please come to my room - errr, THE room.. yes.. the treatment room

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^

It was at that moment that kafrun realized her years of schooling had truly paid off

kafrun: Yes, err, time for your massage. Please come to my room - errr, THE room.. yes.. the treatment room

Why are there leather straps on the table? And why do you have such an evil look on your face as you drip that candle wax?

 

[kafrun]

Purely for therapeutic purposes, Mr. Mullen. Please don't question my expertise

 

[U2isthebest]

Purely for therapeutic purposes, Mr. Mullen. Please don't question my expertise

The whole candle wax thing reminds me of "Erotica" by Madonna. Perhaps you might want to play that song during your massage? Larry is mine, though, so watch yourself.... God Bless!!

Currently Listening: Album/Artist- American Life/Madonna
Song: "Nothing Fails" (one of my all-time favs...)

"What no man can own...No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

The whole candle wax thing reminds me of "Erotica" by Madonna. Perhaps you might want to play that song during your massage? Larry is mine, though, so watch yourself.... God Bless!!

Actually, the candle wax bit is from "Erotic" which is the original, more explicit version of Erotica


Yes, I am just brimming with Madonna facts. My brother's as obsessed with her as I am with Bono, and has been most of my life, thus I know everything about her

 

[U2isthebest]

Actually, the candle wax bit is from "Erotic" which is the original, more explicit version of Erotica


Yes, I am just brimming with Madonna facts. My brother's as obsessed with her as I am with Bono, and has been most of my life, thus I know everything about her

I'm as big a Madonna fan as I am of U2, but I'm not a big fan of the "Erotica" period except for a few songs from the album, hence the mistake. Thanks for picking up on that! LOL. Still candle wax and Larry and me.... God Bless!!

"What no man can own...No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[Babydoll]

Kaf, 2 words: "Back off!!!"

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: Bono, can you please cooperate? We're trying to do a photo shoot
: NO! Not until Edge gives me back my shiny!
:

 

[Galeongirl]

Omg he looks so cute and boyish! I've never seen that pic before, and the caption fits so well with it

 

[Babydoll]

I just noticed Bono in that pic now..... was distracted by someone else

 

[JCOSTER]

Hey get your mind out of the mullen gutter.

 

[Babydoll]

The Mullen gutter is addictive, can you blame me? You should try it too!

 

[U2isthebest]

The Mullen gutter is addictive, can you blame me? You should try it too!

The Mullen Gutter. The REAL happiest place on earth... I spend a lot of time there because I simply want to get to know Larry better, his thoughts, goals, hobbies....fantasies..I mean dreams for the future LOL. HOTTTTT MAN!!! God Bless!!!

Currently Listening: Album/Artist- The Unforgettable Fire/U2
Song: "Bad"

"What no man can own...No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[MadDaisy]

: Bono, can you please cooperate? We're trying to do a photo shoot
: NO! Not until Edge gives me back my shiny!
:

hahaha so looks like he's saying that!

naughty Edgie

 

[europop2005]

i just gave the performance of my life! what do you mean the bloody mic wasn't plugged in???

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^^...............good one!!!!

 

[U2isthebest]

: Bono, can you please cooperate? We're trying to do a photo shoot
: NO! Not until Edge gives me back my shiny!
:

My fav. so far (They're all amazing!!) Bono really needs to grow up LOL. You gotta love him...I KNOW I do...sexy boy..

"What no man can own..No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[waynetravis]

i just gave the performance of my life! what do you mean the bloody mic wasn't plugged in???

 

[Merc]

Hey baby! Come let me be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wanna be your integral so I could lie under you.

Call me -y, but these are hilarious!!

 

[Galeongirl]

When that 'music thingy' didn't work out, Bono decided that he could have a great career in flashing..... and he turned out to be quite a good flasher too!



someone had to do it!





Edit ORR


So, whatcha think of me new shirt??

: penelope cruz : ooohhhhh shinyyyyyyy *tooches*

 

[Babydoll]

^^

 

[kafrun]

GG, leave it to us to have the same pervy idea

So what do you think? I think the doctor did a great job! I think they'll REALLY boost my career
Penelope: Breast implants??!?


OR


(for GG)
See? Moob implants! Now I'll finally be able to out-moob that damn Larry Mullen

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Penelope: You're right, they are better than Larry's
:

 

[U2FanPeter]

Penelope Cruz: "Wow, the last time I saw chest hair was before I dated Tom Cruise!!"

 

[U2isthebest]

PC: "Wow, the last time I saw chest hair was before I dated Tom Cruise!!"

I love it...I can't stand Tom Cruise anymore...ewww. God Bless!!

Currently Listening: Album/Artist- October/U2
Song: "Rejoice"

"What no man can own...No man can take.": Yahweh-U2

 

[U2FanPeter]

Bono: "On my left side I have genuine Rolex watches. On my right side I have barely used sunglasses for $50 cash each. Some worn once, some prototypes and some not yet released to the public. You look like a lady with exquisite taste, try one of them on"

 

[bonoishot]

OMG i this thread.

Too many good ones ot metioned but keep up the amazing captions people. This thread is great for cheering yourself up.