kafrun
Blue Crack Addict
Look at me! Look at me do silly things! How 'bout that? What do you think of this? Hmm??
Kid: Yeah. Um. Nice try, but can I have my shiny back now?
kafrun said:
Reporter: Uhh, sir? Did you have something you wanted to say?
Err, no. I just saw lights and cameras and decided to come over
Ali: Bono! Get back here! We have to get to the supermarket before it closes!
kafrun said:
*singing* Wild, you grow wild, you grow wild in my heart..
Bono, no more props onstage.
(Ahahahahaha.. that was so lame )
kafrun said:
*singing* Wild, you grow wild, you grow wild in my heart..
Bono, no more props onstage.
(Ahahahahaha.. that was so lame )
OMGthrillme said:
B: Taking the 'scientist of the band' a bit too literally there Edge.
E: Yeah, that's it. *mentally* He'll never find my secret lab.
hcbiggs2002 said:
Actually I thought that was pretty good! A real 'in' joke!!
kafrun said:
PLEBAns: FREEZE, Bono! Put your hands up! You are under arrest for excessive sexyness. You have the right to remain silent. Now slowly step forward..
Oh no.. Am I gonna go away for this?
PLEBAns: Errr, yes! You're gonna go away for a LONG time
PLEBAns:(To each other) Oh my god! He fell for it! What do we do now?? I don't know, but get him in the van - QUICKLY - before someone catches us
thrillme said:
A: I take it Bono and Edge missed the memo about the rehearsal time being changed.
L: Figures. Should we wait a few more minutes or go home.
A: I've got apple pie.
L: Home it is.
thrillme said:
B: Taking the 'scientist of the band' a bit too literally there Edge.
E: Yeah, that's it. *mentally* He'll never find my secret lab.
Kristin Machina said:
Angelina: Mmmm....Bono I know we're both here to save the world and end poverty, but I'd still like to make some Achtung Babies with him
Africa...*whispers*Is Miss Jolie staring at my bum again?
Man: Watch your back, sir.
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
: Sshho I sshhays, hey. You. I know you. You got an ex - hic! an ex - hic! an extraordnry collecshion of shineys. You. Have you seen his collecshion? It's ssho extraordnry. You know what else is extraordnry? Socks! I love socks.
:rest of band: That's the last time he gets the red cordial before going on stage.
That's an old joke I came up with years ago in the old Zootopia when I did U2 themed Mad Libs.Slopsy said:^^^ A Bonofire! Hehe that's awesome.