Caption-ing #11: We kid because those U2 boys totally have it coming..

[Kristin Machina]

No, no, sir, that tie is MUCH too straight. Here, lemme fix it...
Man: Son, you ain't even wearin' a tie.

 

[kafrun]

My first caption attempt, wish me luck:

What the fook are YOU lookin at?
(whispering to edge): psst...Edge...don't tell Bono but I see a shiny penny on the ground.
Right, not a word.
With me standing in profile like this, the world can get a really good look at how cool my mullet is! This style will never die!

Poor Bono *pats on head*

Keep 'em coming, girls

 

[kafrun]

It's true! I can, in fact, walk on water. Observe..
Some guy: ACK! Bono, NO!

 

[kafrun]

I SWEAR! It was THIS big!
Bono, please.. shut UP

 

[kafrun]

Dude: Geez. And I thought inviting this guy to speak at our event would bring some prestige. He had to show up looking like a fool..
I love my new blonde extensions

 

[kafrun]

Guy: And on behalf of our organization , we would like to present you with this award. For all you do and all the attention you bring to the cause, we are not only greatful, we are humbled by your efforts..
Yeah yeah.. shut up and give Bono the shiny already

 

[Galeongirl]

I SWEAR! It was THIS big!
Bono, please.. shut UP

I should get my mind out of the gutter.... maybe you should aswell Kaf

 

[kafrun]

Not to be outdone by Bono's showmanship, Larry decided to wow the fans with his own tricks..
You think Bono's so amazing? Watch me magically pull off me own thumb

 

[kafrun]

I should get my mind out of the gutter.... maybe you should aswell Kaf

*cough* Huh? I was talking about fishtales

 

[MadDaisy]

Dude: Geez. And I thought inviting this guy to speak at our event would bring some prestige. He had to show up looking like a fool..
I love my new blonde extensions

no michael bolton hairdo please Bono!

 

[kafrun]

Hahaha.. ok.. SNL reference ahead:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of my speech *jumps back from the podium and thrusts fists in the air* SUPASTAR!

 

[kafrun]

And now a MadTV reference. You totally won't get this if you don't know who Stuart is

Nnnnnoooooo! Doooooooon't!

 

[MadDaisy]

My first caption attempt, wish me luck:

What the fook are YOU lookin at?
(whispering to edge): psst...Edge...don't tell Bono but I see a shiny penny on the ground.
Right, not a word.
With me standing in profile like this, the world can get a really good look at how cool my mullet is! This style will never die!

shiny penny

looks like larry's tee could say a variation of FOAD in another language lol

 

[waynetravis]

Not to be outdone by Bono's showmanship, Larry decided to wow the fans with his own tricks..
You think Bono's so amazing? Watch me magically pull off me own thumb

!!

 

[Galeongirl]

*cough* Huh? I was talking about fishtales

oh please, spare me

Blonde Bono oh I bet he'd be sooo hot with blonde hair!!!

 

[U2democrat]

And now a MadTV reference. You totally won't get this if you don't know who Stuart is

Nnnnnoooooo! Doooooooon't!

*spits out dr. pepper*

HAHAHAHAHHAHA yes I love it!!

 

[kafrun]

*spits out dr. pepper*

HAHAHAHAHHAHA yes I love it!!

Yayyy! Someone else gets it

 

[Carmelu2fan]

STUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAART

And now a MadTV reference. You totally won't get this if you don't know who Stuart is

Nnnnnoooooo! Doooooooon't!

 

[kafrun]

Re: STUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAART

!! Yet another reason to love you

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

Stuart is the best!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

And now a MadTV reference. You totally won't get this if you don't know who Stuart is

Nnnnnoooooo! Doooooooon't!

Stay away from my danger zone!!!!!!!

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

Stay away from my danger zone!!!!!!!

What does momma say about little boys who play guitar with their feet?

Let me do it!!!!

I could go on forever with the Stuart quotes

 

[kafrun]

^ Another one for the Stuart fanclub

 

[BonoFox1]

^ Another one for the Stuart fanclub

Im begining to call my lil' nephew Stuart..he acts like him


Add me to the fan club

 

[BonoFox1]

It's true! I can, in fact, walk on water. Observe..
Some guy: ACK! Bono, NO!

Amazingly...I believe he could do it

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Re: Re: STUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAART

!! Yet another reason to love you

Aww, shucks Kaf

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Okay, who declares a thumb war??

:john: Not again, Bono. Don't you remember what happened last time?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Psst! Hey - can you go pick up some buttons for me? Here's a blank check. Meet me out back in 2 hours.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Edge's attempt to clone U2 members didn't go as planned. His first experiment ended up with a two-headed Bono/Adam hybrid that would talk for hours about the joys of spoon collecting and why it's so important for Africa. Here he's placed them in a sound proof cage so people don't have to hear them drone on and on.

 

[U2democrat]

: Psst! Hey - can you go pick up some buttons for me? Here's a blank check. Meet me out back in 2 hours.

or

What's that you say? I'm about to have a wardrobe malfunction? I better get me some buttons quick before a bajillion PLEBAns descend on me...they're scarier than what the cops or FCC could do to me!