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Full on Edge Bum

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elevatedmole said:
*wonders who the first person who makes a butt avatar will be
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Actually...I've wanted to make an EdgeBum avatar since the new site was up (my love of the bum is eternal and true), but I don't have photoshop on my computer. Could anyone make one for me out of either of the EdgeBum pics I posted?
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YES I AM SERIOUS :scream: :p
 
Jam Jar said:


BUM? what bum? i see none- all's i see is jeans! edgie doesn't have a bum! ;)
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YOU HAVE INSULTED THE BUM. THE BUM IS NOT PLEASED. YOU MUST PAAAAAAAAAY. :mad:

*removes demon from soul*

Yes, yes. I'm perfectly aware of Edge's lackage of bumminess. Properly speaking it's his *lack* of bum that I find so enchanting. I luuuurv his little NonBum. *pinches NonBum's NonCheeks* :p
 
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OMG YOU GUYS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!

Ok...it just so happens that one of our seldom posting, often lurking PLEBAn's and I had a convo about this very thing last night! LOL!

And you see...Sarah(FemaleOrgasmatron) has a theory...

edge bunny: i don't care what the bono girls say........... the man HAS a butt
MacFishto: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MacFishto: YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edge bunny: but like i tell my bono friends............ only edge girls can see it.......... edgie hides it from the undeserving
edge bunny: ;-)
MacFishto: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
edge bunny: they are unworthy
edge bunny: muah ah ah
MacFishto: indeed
MacFishto: LOL
MacFishto: We should start an edge butt thread!
edge bunny: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we started looking for pictures of Edge's bum...and I got Mona on the job as well, but she is not a believer you see...

MacFishto: MonaVox: not only does it not exist, it's quite elusive too
MacFishto: she is not a believer
MacFishto: LOL
edge bunny: !
edge bunny: !
edge bunny: did you explain to her my theory?
MacFishto: indeed
edge bunny: she's just mad cause she is unworthy ;-)
MacFishto: HA!
edge bunny: see everyone can see bono's ass........... cause bono is a love slut and he wants all to see

So for all of the true believers out there...those of us who see the bum...know of the bum...laugh at those who say there is no bum...I give you...BUM!
 

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FishNeedsABicycle said:

OMG YOU GUYS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!

Ok...it just so happens that one of our seldom posting, often lurking PLEBAn's and I had a convo about this very thing last night! LOL!

And you see...Sarah(FemaleOrgasmatron) has a theory...

edge bunny: i don't care what the bono girls say........... the man HAS a butt
MacFishto: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MacFishto: YES HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edge bunny: but like i tell my bono friends............ only edge girls can see it.......... edgie hides it from the undeserving
edge bunny: ;-)
MacFishto: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
edge bunny: they are unworthy
edge bunny: muah ah ah
MacFishto: indeed
MacFishto: LOL
MacFishto: We should start an edge butt thread!
edge bunny: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we started looking for pictures of Edge's bum...and I got Mona on the job as well, but she is not a believer you see...

MacFishto: MonaVox: not only does it not exist, it's quite elusive too
MacFishto: she is not a believer
MacFishto: LOL
edge bunny: !
edge bunny: !
edge bunny: did you explain to her my theory?
MacFishto: indeed
edge bunny: she's just mad cause she is unworthy ;-)
MacFishto: HA!
edge bunny: see everyone can see bono's ass........... cause bono is a love slut and he wants all to see

So for all of the true believers out there...those of us who see the bum...know of the bum...laugh at those who say there is no bum...I give you...BUM!
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Right on! This whole bum or no bum thing reminds me of something I saw in the frictionary:
Hot pockets
Something Edge has.
Not only are Edge's jeans quite bedazzled as of late, he often has things sewn on the back pockets (for example, an American flag patch). This practice is not uncommon but in Edge's case serves only to draw attention to his fabulous hindquarters.

I am a believer in the "fabulous hindquarters" (was going to say "firm believer" but knew where that might lead ;)).
 
madamc said:
look to the right...




and you shall see....


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ADAM'S CHARMIN SOFT BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Sorry, I can't look, I'm too busy looking at the center of this pic, a little below Larry's tummy :mac:


Did I miss it or nobody posted this classic?:
 

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THE BUTT COMMANDS YOU

Jam Jar said:


BUM? what bum? i see none- all's i see is jeans! edgie doesn't have a bum! ;)
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THE BUTT demands that you read the following commandments and follow them.... or else Femaleorgazmatron and the Feesh shall be forced to deal out harsh justice in THE BUTT's holy name.

1. Thou Shalt Not Denieth THE BUTT :yes:
2. THE BUTT Must Be Believed to be Seen
3. Thou Shalt Honor THE BUTT and Keep it Holy
4. Thou Shalt Not Covet the butt of Any Other
5. Thou Shalt Have No Butt's Before THE BUTT
6. Thou Shalt Respect That THE BUTT Belongs to Morleigh
7. Thou Shalt Not Attempt To Kill One's Love of THE BUTT (by offering temptation in the form of unholy BonoButt) :no:
8. Thou Shalt Not Bare False Witness Against THE BUTT

Amen sister Edgers..... go forth and spread Love of the Butt. :sexywink:

---------- femaleorgazmatron
 
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femaleorgazmatron said:


7. Thou Shalt Not Attempt To Kill One's Love of THE BUTT (by offering temptation in the form of unholy BonoButt) :no:

---------- femaleorgazmatron
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:sad: :sad:

Bono's Butt isn't unholy:scream:

Sure it's not as holy as Edge Butt, nor is it as Charmin Soft as Adam butt.....but it has a good squeezablitiy factor, and is held sacred by many Bonoholics around the world.

:p
 
Naya said:
im gonna get flamed....
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To this day, I don't believe the image you attached - which was featured in the tabloids - is really of Bono.

First, this was taken shortly after the end of the PopMart tour. Where did Bono suddenly get all of that hair? Also, for that tour, he was REALLY fit! We've all seen those pics of him running and he was downright thin. So unless Bono put on 40 pounds in 2 weeks, I really don't think this is Bono.
 
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