BRI - With or without you......

[Galeongirl]

omg you called their offices??

 

[tanner_sis]

yeah lmao ive been talking to people in CA and NYC offices.. I just got a new name for that today..hopefully she contacts me soon!!

 

[Alisaura]

Greetings, fellow researchers - here I present the findings from my first research project for BRI.

On the Probable Extra-Terrestrial Origins of the Edgeasaurus

It has long been a subject of academic debate - whence came the mysterious Edgeasaurus? The Bonosapian himself has maintained for some time that this creature is not a native of planet Earth, however, I believe the BRI has learned to regard such claims with a healthy degree of skepticism. The Bonosapian has never presented any concrete evidence to support his theory, only hearsay which has not, to my knowledge, been substantiated by the Mullengus or the Adamantor.

In this case, however, I believe the Bonosapian may have stumbled upon the truth. After an exhaustive search through a large amount of photographic data, I present the following as proof of the Edgeasaurus's alien nature.

Compare:

(Apologies to Anton's ear)

Notice Edgeasaurus's cunning use of the hat to hide the bone structure at the back of his head.
Also, observe the following:

(In this recent photograph, it seems the Edgeasaurus has used his knowledge of advanced technology to creat some sort of cloaking device around his head)

(To be continued!)

 

[Alisaura]

And furthermore....

(In his earlier life, I suspect the Edgeasaurus used this hairy covering to disguise the head-bone)

And the final, incontrovertible proof:

As far as this relates to my portfolio of Scientific Progress, I believe that it is of the utmost importance that we gain access to the Edgeasaurus as soon as possible, in order to learn from him the advanced technology and galactic wisdom which he clearly possesses.

Any questions?

(Come on, I can't possibly be the only U2/B5 fan here... )

 

[bonocomet]

And furthermore....

(In his earlier life, I suspect the Edgeasaurus used this hairy covering to disguise the head-bone)

perfect.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Wouldn't we know about his headgear through the skullcaps or does he have a piece of tech inside the skullcaps to make the headgear dissappear?

 

[Alisaura]

I'm guessing that he employs a cloaking device or some sort of similar holographic technology under those circumstances... trying to throw us off.

 

[jobob]

um, what I meant to say was ...

Excellent research, VP Ali, excellent.

 

[Galeongirl]

tha'ts so alike that it's scary!

 

[Gluey]

OMG Alisaura that was BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Based on that research I think you should be made DIRECTOR of Scientific Research!! We MUST find someone to clean spit/drink/food off the keyboards when you submit your findings.....




Brilliant, just brilliant!!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I'm guessing that he employs a cloaking device or some sort of similar holographic technology under those circumstances... trying to throw us off.

I thought so....cause his headgear would be obvious without the skullcaps on

 

[Alisaura]

^ We knew he was a tricksy one

 

[Alisaura]

OMG Alisaura that was BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Based on that research I think you should be made DIRECTOR of Scientific Research!! We MUST find someone to clean spit/drink/food off the keyboards when you submit your findings.....

*bows, polishes name tag* You're too kind... thank you Head Honcho gluey... and everyone
I'll post a Wanted ad in the paper tomorrow...

Do we have a Photoshop department? I'm wondering if we could do some sort of collaboration...

 

[Galeongirl]

Do we have a Photoshop department? I'm wondering if we could do some sort of collaboration...

there's a photoshop thread.....


not that I've posted things there or anything

 

[WildHoney]

I must apologise for being MIA for a few weeks

But Bono's had me polishing his armour as well as his leather

It's a tough job but somebody has to do it

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Is everyone MIA lately? Or is just this quiet after a while of activity?

And is anyone willing to talk about the Knighthood?

 

[Kristin Machina]

Perhaps, our next assignment should be to assess Bono's knight skills: jousting, dragon-slaying, rescuing damsels in distress

 

[Galeongirl]

can I try out his sword fighting skills?

I'd be sure to wear protective armour 'cause I'd need that!

 

[Kristin Machina]

Bob: Calm down, B. She was just kidding about the dragons. No such thing! It's the ogres you gotta look out for.

 

[Kristin Machina]

BRI: "Um, Bono, that's not a lance."
It's pointy!
BRI: "It's not even pointed in the right direction."

 

[WildHoney]

Perhaps, our next assignment should be to assess Bono's knight skills: jousting, dragon-slaying, rescuing damsels in distress

I voluteer to be a damsal in distress


Or should that be Damsal in no dress


I'm sure Bono can handle his lance

 

[Gluey]

Ooh now this sounds like a fun assignment....and doesn't a Knight need a lady in waiting?????

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Doesn't Ali count?

 

[Gluey]

Yep, she's the Lady......but what about a Lady 'in waiting'..... ..... sorry in a silly mood....

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I'm not sure...there are going to be a lot of girls who wants to be the Lady in Waiting

 

[Gluey]

Shall we duel for it?

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

No....I wouldn't know what to do...and besides....I'm happy not being a Lady in Waiting and just being a normal Bono fan

 

[Gluey]

damn good point! haha....oh I need to cut back on the caffeine!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I need the caffeine....I'm feeling a bit ish. And I don't feel like going to bed either.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Any new info?