Bonosapian Researchers Inc. AGM....

[Gluey]

Welcome my fellow researchers.

At this first meeting, I think it would be prudent to introduce the team. Please note that the team will naturally keep increasing to help cover the evergrowing areas of research.

It is suggested that any questions and conversation be brought to this open forum.

Chief of Global Division - Gluey (head honcho, boss woman of all things Bonosapian)

Vice President Hawaii Division - Kafrun (boss woman of all of Hawaii and surrounding region)

Vice President of BonoPhotoShopper Global - Lemon Grrrrrl (Boss woman of all photographic evidence and adjustments)

Vice President Scientific Experiment Department - Merc (Boss woman of all things genetic and biological)

Vice President Europe Division - Bonoishot (Boss woman of Europe division)

Achtung Baby Resident Clone Maker - tanner_sis (Supervisor working closely with Merc. Specialising in cloning)

Babyface Bonostudier - U2isthebest (General Apprentice, will be working under everyones wing to get a good foundation for her understanding of the Bonosapian)

I look forward to this journey of discovery with you all, and encourage new researchers to 'climb aboard'.

Gluey
Chief of BRI....

 

[U2isthebest]

I agree. My name is Brittany, and I'm 18. I anticipate with extreme eagerness the further study, research, and intense observation of the Bonosapien. I hope to learn its habits, thoughts, desires, fantasties... *ahem* I mean goals and plans. I look forward to working with all my fellow colleagues as we work towards the common goal of uncovering all the mysteries of the magnificent and beautiful Bonosapien.

 

[redhotswami]

How did I miss the application process?

 

[tanner_sis]

Yey! My name is Theresa..I'd prefer Tanner, and I'm 17. Don't let that fool you though cause Im in my second year of university. and *cough* I need to become a premium member. As Achtung Baby Resident Clone Maker for Bonosapian Researchers Inc. I will be studing along side Merc. The new clone prototypes are out so please check them out and we can study our Bonosapian behavors and all that good stuff. *Passes the Guinness around*

 

[Gluey]

It started in the Captions thread. I felt it was wise to move the process here so that we can't be accused of a corporate takeover...

 

[redhotswami]

Is it too late to apply?

 

[Gluey]

It's NEVER too late to apply. We have much work ahead of us, and your support is greatly appreciated....please send an application outlining your strengths....

 

[redhotswami]

hm, okay...

I'd like to apply for the position of Bonosapien Personal Space Heater.

Qualifications: I am the redhotswami!

 

[Gluey]

Hmm Ok, I dub thee.....

Vice President of Climate Control for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

 

[BonosBaby12]

I want to apply but not too sure what exactly I could list as my strengths at the moment

 

[Gluey]

I want to apply but not too sure what exactly I could list as my strengths at the moment

Maybe you could join in our apprenticeship program?

Babyface Bonostudier for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

You can work closely with U2isthebest. Note swapping is allowed, and regular study is highly recommended.

 

[redhotswami]

Hmm Ok, I dub thee.....

Vice President of Climate Control for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

Thank you!! I'll get back to work

 

[Gluey]

Thank you!! I'll get back to work

One piece of advice.....Your fellow researchers require the occasional 'temperature spike' for when we need to do our regular cheek of the Umbilicus and Moob departments....your experience in climate control would be invaluable to us.

 

[redhotswami]

I think Shannon should be in charge of Bonosapien Sanitation

hehehe spongebath!

 

[redhotswami]

One piece of advice.....Your fellow researchers require the occasional 'temperature spike' for when we need to do our regular cheek of the Umbilicus and Moob departments....your experience in climate control would be invaluable to us.

Oh fear not! I'm on it!!!

 

[BonosBaby12]

I think Shannon should be in charge of Bonosapien Sanitation

hehehe spongebath!

You know I really love the idea of that position and would gladly accept if offered to me

 

[Gluey]

Alrighty then....being Chief and all, I'm allowed to change my mind!!

We will do a trial period of your new position of....

Vice President of Sanitation for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

 

[redhotswami]

:highfive: Shannon! I like how I'm in charge of keeping Bono hot and you're in charge of keeping him wet.

there should be a highfive smiley.

 

[BonosBaby12]

Awww thank you Gluey! I promise I will do my very best!

 

[Gluey]

PLEASE NOTE THAT JOB TITLES MUST BE IN BOLD IN YOUR SIGNATURE!!! Then you will be readily identified should an 'extraordinary' revelation occur....

 

[tanner_sis]

LMAO I see the direction this facility is going..I better get back to work..btw my clones need attention too..but I can handle that..mmm now back to the work on my JT clone!! -Achtung Baby Resident Clone Maker for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

 

[U2isthebest]

PLEASE NOTE THAT JOB TITLES MUST BE IN BOLD IN YOUR SIGNATURE!!! Then you will be readily identified should an 'extraordinary' revelation occur....

How would I go about making my signature bold?

 

[BonosBaby12]

:highfive: Shannon! I like how I'm in charge of keeping Bono hot and you're in charge of keeping him wet.

there should be a highfive smiley.

:highfive: right back at ya Mia! We will work perfect together

Gluey noted and done about the job title bold in sig

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Can I apply for the VP Midwest Division or at least VP Chicago Division?

 

[Gluey]

Introducing our new Vice President Midwest Division for Bonosapian Researchers Inc. .......U2MaNaIcWeIdO!!!!

 

[U2isthebest]

Gluey, How would I make my sig. bold??

 

[Gluey]

under the box in your profile where you type your sig, there is a link to help with the editing, click on it, then you get a lot more options...one being to type it in bold....have I confused you???

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Thanks Gluey

I'll make sure to put this in my sig if I ever go premium

 

[U2isthebest]

under the box in your profile where you type your sig, there is a link to help with the editing, click on it, then you get a lot more options...one being to type it in bold....have I confused you???

Thanks I'll try!!

 

[Gluey]

Thanks Gluey

I'll make sure to put this in my sig if I ever go premium

Welcome aboard!! How about in the meantime, if ever a discussion is needed or input given by you, you just type your title at the bottom of the page?