Bono Parts

[WildHonee]

OK I've been thinking about this for the longest time but never said anything. But I've realized that sometimes when Bono sings it sounds like he has a stuffy nose.

No really!

Then I was listening to the vma performance and at the beginning Bono says "sorry about the break in transmission" and he sounds congested. I have to listen to like every cd now to give some examples of clogged-up Bono. I know I first noticed it on ATYCLB somewhere. Has anyone else ever noticed this?

Also since this is about Bono Parts and not Bono Nose, I'd like to mention Bono's adorably long sleeves again. *tug* *tug* *tug*

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[Gina Marie]

ROTFL Mona!

But what if you're allergic to Bono??

*completely and utterly impossible*

 

[WildHonee]

HHHhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

he IS pretty hairy. *Bono's infested with dust mites* lol!!!!! O no! I have to vacuum Bono!!!!!

Mona: *puts Bono in carrying case thingie*
*takes him to vet* STOP HITTING ON THE VET! Bad Bono! Bad!

O no! What if he needs shots?

Larry might be safer. *SHAVEN* *HAIRLESS*

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[WildHonee]

*disclaimer* no offense to my BonoBaby or my smoooooooth criminal LarryMan

I wonder if Ali has to groom Bono regularly?

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[Gina Marie]

Mona-this is just too much-my stomach hurts from laughing!

I personally LOVE the smooth, shaven Larry.

*Gina suddenly having wicked thoughts*

 

[Bonavoix]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*disclaimer* no offense to my BonoBaby or my smoooooooth criminal LarryMan

I wonder if Ali has to groom Bono regularly?

LMAO!!!!!! *Ali gets out flea comb/hair brush and proceeds to brush Bono affectionately*

Larry, on the other hand, does not have to worry about such nonsense. Hmph! Hair, what's that anyway?

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"From an artist's point of view, failure is where you get your best material." -Bono

My feeble attempt at a website:
Rattle And Hum

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Larry, on the other hand, does not have to worry about such nonsense. Hmph! Hair, what's that anyway?

Mona: BWAHAHAHAA *chases Larry*
Larry: *wallows in lard so he's slippy!* I'M SLIIDING DOWN!
Mona: I'll be there when you hit the ground!*in pursuit* *grab*
Larry: *slip* It's alright it's alright it's aalllright! I move in mysterious ways!

Curses. See that's why he's so smooth.

1. Having too much hair produces friction with the air, which slows you down. Also JT Bono had long hair so if you were hunting him down you could latch on to him from further away than you could Pop Bono. Bono's got more meat on him and we all know he's a hairy gorilla man, so I've got him in my target. *cackle* He'll be easier to catch and groom. *french braids all of Bono*

2. Larry, being the hot tamale that he is, can't risk being trampled by crazy women -- bc he obviously has BIG potential of that. So he *shaves* his entire self --even his toes!

3. Larry also has a habit of wearing tight and / or partially removed clothing. *mind wanders*....*returns* See, if he had a mumu or something billowing out behind him like a cape (LARRYMAN), he'd be caught and taken advantage of FAR too many times. For some reason he doesn't approve. *smooth criminal*

4. I'm now thinking Bono WANTS us to take advantage of him! *takes up torch and pitchfork* *dons MacPhisto horns* Let's wait on the Atlantic shore for that plane to come back!

What was the question again?

Let's attach a giant leather Ireland-shaped PLEBA-accomodating bucket seat to Larry's bike. Then we'll chase down Bono. deal?

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[GypsyHeartgirl]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Larry, on the other hand, does not have to worry about such nonsense. Hmph! Hair, what's that anyway?

Mona: BWAHAHAHAA *chases Larry*
Larry: *wallows in lard so he's slippy!* I'M SLIIDING DOWN!
Mona: I'll be there when you hit the ground!*in pursuit* *grab*

1. .. Also JT Bono had long hair so if you were hunting him down you could latch on to him from further away than you could Pop Bono.
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um, no thanks, I wouldn't want to latch onto Pop Bono!

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Bono's got more meat on him and we all know he's a hairy gorilla man, so I've got him in my target. *cackle* He'll be easier to catch and groom. *french braids all of Bono*
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aw, his chest ain't that hairy!

hey,

what about cornrows?

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4. I'm now thinking Bono WANTS us to take advantage of him! *takes up torch and pitchfork* *dons MacPhisto horns* Let's wait on the Atlantic shore for that plane to come back!

So, was he apprehended?

My favorite Bono parts:
Hair
Eyes
Butt!
Voice
Smile
I'll stop right here!

 

[Discoteque]

SEE? SEE? Boner and Moaner. You're made for each other, girl!!!

*Bono with dust mites....EEEWWW! I mean, HEHEHEHEHEEEE!*

Well, Bono is probably stuff because he seems to now be allergic to everything: wine, food, other stuff. One glass o' wine and he's on the floor!

Speaking of Bono's stuffiness, has anyone also noticed that he lately hash taken to shinging hish S'sh kinda in the vein of Sean Connery??? It'sh like he'sh got shome kinda lishp or shomething.

Ish it me, or am I jusht crazhy??

dishco

Originally posted by WildHonee:
he IS pretty hairy. *Bono's infested with dust mites* lol!!!!! O no! I have to vacuum Bono!!!!!

 

[SweetPea]

Quote from WildHonee:
Also since this is about Bono Parts and not Bono Nose, I'd like to mention Bono's
adorably long sleeves again. *tug* *tug* *tug*
End Quote

Wow! I love the sleeves too! They're so cute and tugable!!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Hey, let us not forget Larry's tear away pants for easy-access!

Bless you Mona!! I really need these laughs!! The other forum has been interesting, but I needed some lightening up!
THANK YOU!!!!

The pleba gals kick ass!!!

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All We Are Saying...Is Give Peace A Chance

--John Lennon

 

[Gina Marie]

Aw Mona-leave it to you to actually make me laugh today. Thanks.

Bono does always have a stuffy nose and congestion-of course, smoking does not help that! And I think he has allergies.

You can hear him live clearing his throat and being "congested".

Remember what I told you-about the sleeves and what I saw him do on TV?

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 09-12-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

OMG!!!!! It's all connected then. Then when I say I'm in love with Bono's sleeves the truth is I'm in love with Bono's nose! Bono has nose-goblined sleeves and I'm in love with them! Curses.

Well I have allergies too! Let's me and Bono quarantine ourselves someplace dustfree.

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


O no! What if he needs shots?

Larry might be safer. *SHAVEN* *HAIRLESS*

LOL! Yes, and Larry already has HIS shots!

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And Love is tough
But Love is not what you're thinking of

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[CatDubh]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*SHAVEN*

Like where??

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Also since this is about Bono Parts and not Bono Nose, I'd like to mention Bono's adorably long sleeves again. *tug* *tug* *tug*

Oh yummy yumm! Check out the VMA, when he was pointing at the door where The Ramones were coming in in a very un-punkrock way. HUBBA HUBBA

[This message has been edited by CatDubh (edited 09-13-2001).]

 

[Jody]

LMAO at Bono having to be groomed and de-flead.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
SEE? SEE? Boner and Moaner. You're made for each other, girl!!!

*snort* *hide under shrubbery* Bono and I are embarrassed now!

*innuendo*

My BonoBaby does not lisp! Maybe it's his congestion and he's got some phlegm. Ew. BonoPhlegm. That would NOT be attractive, like his nose goblins.

You know who does but no one believes me? On the xfiles the lady person lisps like there's no tomorrow. Does that even come on anymore?

Also...*mind wanders back to Bono* what was the question?
GypsyHeartgirl:
My favorite Bono parts:
Hair
Eyes
Butt!
Voice
Smile
I'll stop right here!
OMG! That's like all of him.

CatDubh:
Like where??
EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Lubed Larry*



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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
Hey, let us not forget Larry's tear away pants for easy-access!

Bless you Mona!! I really need these laughs!! The other forum has been interesting, but I needed some lightening up!
THANK YOU!!!!

The pleba gals kick ass!!!

lol! easy access

I hope ShavenLubedSmoothCriminalLarryMan doesn't mind being mentally violated by a bunch of crazy girls.

It's his fault!!

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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[Discoteque]

OMG, MONA!!!!!

Originally posted by WildHonee:
ShavenLubedSmoothCriminalLarryMan

OMG...I fear Mr. Snarly might kick *your* ass for that one, missy!!! *OMG...strange thinks of trying to catch a greased Larry--spoink!--blushes with embarrassment, runs away*

 

[Missthefly]

His beautiful eyes without any doubts!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
OMG, MONA!!!!!

OMG...I fear Mr. Snarly might kick *your* ass for that one, missy!!! *OMG...strange thinks of trying to catch a greased Larry--spoink!--blushes with embarrassment, runs away*

o no!!!!! Now I'll never be Mrs. Snarly...

*don't tell Bono I said that* unless it makes Bono happy that larry and I broke up. Larry started it.

If you actually did manage to *latch* onto Larry and got his pants, they're tear-away...so you'd be left with his pants and he'd be running around nearly nekkid. ...we need PLEBA Spies.


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~*Mona*~
"Heaven on earth -- we need it now" -U2-

"Peace does not mean getting your way.
Your ugliness could be my beauty,
your ugliness could be me."

 

[achtung__baby]

Originally posted by Discoteque:

If you actually did manage to *latch* onto Larry and got his pants, they're tear-away...so you'd be left with his pants and he'd be running around nearly nekkid. ...we need PLEBA Spies.

Now thats's a nice image...

Any PLEBA girls up for the challenge?

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bonoforever:
Now thats's a nice image...

Any PLEBA girls up for the challenge?

We need to have another pleba sleep-over and play truth-or-dare.

*breaks out the popcorn bowl and the Twister mat*

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~*Mona*~
"We're one, but we're not the same. We get to carry each other"