Ple-baffled
Bono: *sets aside sonnet he is writing for Mona* Edge?
Edge: *comes runnin* Yes?
Bono: *knocks on computer monitor* Em...how do I turn this on?
Edge: Well, I know that what turns me on is--
Bono: The computer! Wanker!...what did you THINK I was...
Edge: Oh. *trademark Edge bluuuuuuuush* Press that button.
Button: *click*
Bono: Oh. Up till today I've been using Larry's computer. The bloody thing doesn't HAVE any buttons!
Mona: Aaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahaaahaaa!!!!! Sorry.
Edge: *returns to his corner*
Bono: OK. Let's see....*gets on Internet* *goes to PLEBA* Oh....my...
Edge: Is everything OK?
Bono: Em...yes....Well...
Adam: *is knocked over by a sudden breeze*
Edge: *props him back up*
Bono: The young girls, you see, have an interesting take on us...
Edge: What do you mean?
Bono: Well....there's some recording of my suggestive noises all meshed together in one consecutive....
Edge: !!! *his hat flies off*
Bono: The littlest things set them off in hormonal rampages!...me shirt not being buttoned on Letterman...me scruffiness....me...
Edge: What's that one, with almost 500 posts?
Larry: Oh, like YOU don't know, Edge!
Edge: *bluuuuuuuush* Quiet, Lawrence.
Larry: I could take you. *picks up sticks and pokes Edge*
Edge: Stooooppp...
Bono: Boys! Don't make me turn this car around! I SWEAR I will... ANYWAY....Lawrence, it's good you're here. The girls marvel at your inability to control your buttons.
Larry: What about YOUR inability to control your --
Edge: Let's leave inter-pantal control out of this, shall we? *bluuuuuush*
Bono: And, Lawrence, they think you're quite a hot tamale.
Larry: ...*reading*...Seven pounds? Em...Bono?
Bono: Quiet, you. They think Edge is quite a catch....HOT POCKETS? O my...Heh, I told you that green sweater you wore on Letterman was a bad idea...
Edge: No, they liked it!
Bono: ...and they think that Adam is cardboard...whatever gave them THAT idea?
Adam: *falls over*
Bono: *sigh* Edge, go prop him up!
Larry: I want to use MY computer!....where's th' buttons?
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~*Mona*~
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW
"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~
DREAM OUT LOUD