Bono is Shrinking!!!

[JCOSTER]

I found this and thought it was a stupid but funny article.

http://www.yourmum.co.uk/web_pages/sour_mash/issue1/bono_shrinking.jpg

 

[WithOrWithOutE]

Wtf!? I can't believe that this was even written.

 

[Galeongirl]

since when is Bono 49???


and for the writer.... Bono isn't shrinking dude... he's always been short.

 

[JCOSTER]

^ Do you believe people would buy a mag rag with that in it? Would they really believe he is shrinking when hes already shrunk!

 

[Bonogirl777]

This article didn't need to be written.


And about Bono being 49, they could at least get that right.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Seriously WTF?! That's the most stupid/bizarre/hilarious thing I've ever read!

 

[youvedonewhat]

I really don't care what ppl say/write about Bono's height. For me, he's perfectly proportioned. In fact, in his younger days I've no doubt he gave taller blokes a run for their money when it came to women/girls.


Ok, ok,Bono. You can pay me later...

 

[Lobe]

Who cares.... you know what they say about short people??

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I'm not offended by this (I'm 5' and I LOVE it!).....I think it's funny

 

[Bonogirl777]

Who cares.... you know what they say about short people??

And big feet.....


I wonder if Bono has big feet?

 

[Bono Mot]

Ok, ok, Bono. You can pay me later...

That story is bee-zar!

 

[europop2005]

my god...U2 did not change at all between 1998 and 2001...its amazing!

 

[blm]

How do these mags stay in business. I can't believe people buy that. I mean, the enquirer is bad enough- and i used to read that!!

 

[Cin]

hmm, soon he'll be so tiny he'll fit nicely into my pocket.


Then I can take him wherever I want

 

[bonocomet]

^

 

[mysterious_jen]

im the same height as bono .............................





have no issues there.

 

[blm]

hmm, soon he'll be so tiny he'll fit nicely into my pocket.


Then I can take him wherever I want

Then he can be your good luck charm. PLEASE DON'T LOCK THIS THREAD.......
(then you can rub him all day long).
SORRY. COULDN'T HELP IT.

 

[Babydoll]

The article says he's been shrinking 3 inches a year since 1999?

On that account, if he was 5'6 to begin with, he'd be less than 5 feet now.



That article is silly-wierd-bizzare-hilarious!

 

[thankyou]

since when is Bono 49???

since people who write these kind of articles don't even have enough brains to do simple math.........


I guess the few thousands of fans that saw him perform during the recent Vertigo tour must have seen him through "special contraptions, made out of mirrors and magnifying glasses" ...?

 

[Pamelakellett]

And big feet.....


I wonder if Bono has big feet?

Well we all know is quite short, and definately has big feet.......

 

[beli]

I thought Bono had small to non-existent feet. Didn't he once say that his legs just end, no feet to speak of?

 

[Galeongirl]

yea... in michka assayas' book, answer to the question of what would you ask God...
he asked for feet, 'cause my legs just seem to end'

 

[youvedonewhat]

Little Bono....purfect...

 

[Bonogirl777]

yea... in michka assayas' book, answer to the question of what would you ask God...
he asked for feet, 'cause my legs just seem to end'

Oh yeah, that was really cute.

 

[OrARoundabout]

I found this and thought it was a stupid but funny article.

http://www.yourmum.co.uk/web_pages/sour_mash/issue1/bono_shrinking.jpg

SOMEONE JUST NOTICED THIS?

My God

(I must tower over him at 5'8)

 

[youvedonewhat]

All good things come in little packages...

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[OrARoundabout]

All good things come in little packages...

You could say that again