bono is dignified

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I am also a crazy moby fan. Not nearly as crazy as I am as a U2 fan though! Someone on Moby's board said he was going to grow old gracefully. Here is his interesting response and a mention of Bono. lol

no, louise, i will not grow old in a dignified way.
i will grow old in the most awful, embarassing way imaginable.
come find me in 20 years and you'll find a disgusting man sitting in a bar at 2 in the afternoon drunk and covered in pork grease.
i'll be the guy with no neck yelling at customers:
'hey, you! sonny-boy! did i ever tell you that i used to be on the mtv!'
'uh, yeah, pops, why don't you have another lager, ok?'
dignified?
oh, i think not.
or maybe i'll move to hollywood and get a toupee and start a talent agency. and then i can sit in some depressing office with sweat stains under my arms and try to get naive 19 year olds from wisconsin to sleep with me so that i can get them a bit part on a sitcom in development.
or a porn-producer!
or maybe i'll move to south america and start working for a drug cartel.

the options are pretty endless, right?
yes, i see nothing dignified about the ways in which i will age, louise. but thanks for the kind words nonetheless.

david bowie is dignified.
bono is dignified.
leonard cohen is dignified.
i will be a disaster as i get older.
a disaster with no neck who smells like deep fried cat-food. lol maybe we could be disasters together?
that'd be fun.
like 'bar fly'.
moby
 
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Aging? Noo!!

I am the epitome of "undignified aging". I'm 15 and I never want to grow old! I want to be able to run free without worrying about my joints! I want to eat all the eggs I want in a day without any fear of high cholesterol! I want to have all my needs taken care of me without being sedated everytime I act up! Ahh!

I really shouldn't be worrying about that right now, but its a side effect of an active imagination. :D
 
Aw Moby. What a cool response, but yes he is most definitely right about Bono and Bowie. :)

:censored: BTW that smilie had nothing to do with it, I just wanted to use the censored smilie.
 
LOL!:madspit: on 'growing old gracefully.' It's good to hear Bono called dignified, the way he gets criticized for the way he dresses around the world leaders sometimes. He's too cool, he doesn't need a tie, or even to tuck in his shirt!
 
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