Quiggs
The Fly
Hello!
I have internet access again, which I'm really excited about! So, I decided to come in and say hello! I missed PLEBA!
I bought the Blender magazine today, and I wanted to share part of it with you. I haven't seen it posted anywhere yet, so I thought I would do it. If it has been posted sorry!
Also, I am pretty sure that we are allowed to post articles, as I have seen it done before. If not - Sorry!
- feel free to delete the thread.
Okay... here goes...
10 Impertinent Questions for U2
The rock legends on supermodels, hair loss, and the “fat fella”
Hey, Bono!
You’re 44, dude! Isn’t it time to put the leather trousers away?
“I did put them away, but then I got into the old leatherette in the early ‘90s. Hmm, warm leatherette. You have to tread very carefully with shorts and leather trousers. And as for leather shorts...”
Hey, Larry!
Get a real bike! Don’t you know that Harleys are for pussies?
“What can I tell you? Put some class on your ass, ride a Harley. I hate the idea of being a weekend warrior, but I’ll go for a decent length ride now and again.”
Hey, Adam!
Are you done with all those supermodels?
“I have. But they just won’t leave me alone.”
Hey, Edge!
Why don’t you put the effects pedals away and play a proper tune?
“I think we have. But sometimes our best songs come out of those weird sounds. ‘Beautiful Day’ came out of Brian Eno’s loops, so don’t knock it!”
Hey, Larry!
Why you still rockin’ the James Dean look?
“I’m not only still rockin’ it, I’m still workin’ it.”
Hey, Adam!
Ever thought about playing all the strings on the bass and not just the thickest one?
“Some people need to play the thinner strings. I don’t. I’m happy with the fat fella.”
Hey, Bono!
Have you, like, totally forgotten how to party?
“I think it was Marianne Faithful - who knows about these things - who said decadence is not about living the life ad tasting the finest wine but having the finest wine and not tasting it. I think she called it “the sweet aroma of spoiled opportunity.’”
Hey, Edge!
When are you gonna let us see what’s left underneath the hat?
“Hats off, Blender, to the most original question ever. Albeit slightly hair-ist.”
Hey, Larry!
When are you gonna quit using those arty rhythms and play some real rock drums?
“I’m practicing, man. Give me a chance.”
Hey, Adam!
Please tell us you’re not going to get your cock out on this sleeve.
“ I think I might retire that old friend... for now.”
Adrian Deevoy
Blender Magazine November 2004
That's all for now! Goodnight everyone! Talk to you tomorrow!
I have internet access again, which I'm really excited about! So, I decided to come in and say hello! I missed PLEBA!
I bought the Blender magazine today, and I wanted to share part of it with you. I haven't seen it posted anywhere yet, so I thought I would do it. If it has been posted sorry!
Also, I am pretty sure that we are allowed to post articles, as I have seen it done before. If not - Sorry!
- feel free to delete the thread.Okay... here goes...
10 Impertinent Questions for U2
The rock legends on supermodels, hair loss, and the “fat fella”
Hey, Bono!
You’re 44, dude! Isn’t it time to put the leather trousers away?
“I did put them away, but then I got into the old leatherette in the early ‘90s. Hmm, warm leatherette. You have to tread very carefully with shorts and leather trousers. And as for leather shorts...”
Hey, Larry!
Get a real bike! Don’t you know that Harleys are for pussies?
“What can I tell you? Put some class on your ass, ride a Harley. I hate the idea of being a weekend warrior, but I’ll go for a decent length ride now and again.”
Hey, Adam!
Are you done with all those supermodels?
“I have. But they just won’t leave me alone.”
Hey, Edge!
Why don’t you put the effects pedals away and play a proper tune?
“I think we have. But sometimes our best songs come out of those weird sounds. ‘Beautiful Day’ came out of Brian Eno’s loops, so don’t knock it!”
Hey, Larry!
Why you still rockin’ the James Dean look?
“I’m not only still rockin’ it, I’m still workin’ it.”
Hey, Adam!
Ever thought about playing all the strings on the bass and not just the thickest one?
“Some people need to play the thinner strings. I don’t. I’m happy with the fat fella.”
Hey, Bono!
Have you, like, totally forgotten how to party?
“I think it was Marianne Faithful - who knows about these things - who said decadence is not about living the life ad tasting the finest wine but having the finest wine and not tasting it. I think she called it “the sweet aroma of spoiled opportunity.’”
Hey, Edge!
When are you gonna let us see what’s left underneath the hat?
“Hats off, Blender, to the most original question ever. Albeit slightly hair-ist.”
Hey, Larry!
When are you gonna quit using those arty rhythms and play some real rock drums?
“I’m practicing, man. Give me a chance.”
Hey, Adam!
Please tell us you’re not going to get your cock out on this sleeve.
“ I think I might retire that old friend... for now.”
Adrian Deevoy
Blender Magazine November 2004
That's all for now! Goodnight everyone! Talk to you tomorrow!
Adam wins! That's hilarious. The 'fat fella' indeed - I'll never look at a bass the same way again. 
