Anyone Care To Caption This Picture??

[JemEvans]

this picture makes me laugh every single time I see it!! He's just got this look in his eyes and that smile....LOL Oh lord the many many things that can wander around a girl's mind @ seeing this wonderful picture of Bono! I'm wondering if anyone can come up with the best caption for this picture that'll just have the entire place rolling on the floor laughing our arse off.

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Bono: Hehe...come play in MY zoo...



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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

"No, I will not do the snake dance for you!" ~ Bono after the post-Super Bowl party

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

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[FlyGirl]

Bono: If I ran the zoo... All the llamas... WOULD BE MINE FOR ALL ETERNITY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ali (offscreen): ::smacks Bono:: Egomaniac.

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i'm too busy to see you
you're too busy to wait

 

[Desire4Bono]

Bono ran the best ZOO of all- ZOO TV!!

I'm not good at captioning, anybody want to try this one? Looks like it could get funny.

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~"Everybody seems to think I'm lazy,
I don't mind, think they're crazy
running everywhere at such a speed
'til they find, there's no need!
Please don't spoil my day,
I'm miles away,
and after all, I'm only sleeping!"~
John Lennon

 

[daisybean]

Originally posted by Desire4Bono:
anybody want to try this one? Looks like it could get funny.

Bono: Okay animatronic Edge, just keep walking and no one notice that you are not the real Edge.

 

[the_fly2002]

LOL, that's a good one

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

LMAO Daisy!!!

lettucelettuceloveyoulettuce...

Fishy <><

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[lady lemonade]

Originally posted by JemEvans:

Bono: Wanna sit on my lap?

lol at the Animatronic Edge


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Get your head out of the mud baby...

All our songs are about God or women, and we often get the two mixed up.--Bono

My strongest trait is curiosity, I'm just lifting stones, you know, opening doors. Looking out windows, around corners, up skirts...--Bono

 

[Stories for Boys]

edge: and so the heart beats on average 60 to 80 times...

bono: *falls asleep* *hits head on floor*

 

[ABEL]

Originally posted by JemEvans:

caption:
"Gather 'round boys and girls...while I tell you the real story of how we got the idea for Zoo TV"

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

[This message has been edited by ABEL (edited 05-20-2002).]

 

[Jody]

Originally posted by Stories for Boys:
edge: and so the heart beats on average 60 to 80 times...

bono: *falls asleep* *hits head on floor*

Lol, gotta love scientist Edgie pie.

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

*Edge spaces out with that dreamy look in his eyes*
Edge: Morleigh and I are getting maaaaaaarrried...*lovesick sigh*
Bono: You'll have to excuse him folks....he is very much in love...

Yeah that was lame...but lovesick Edge is just about the cutest thing...

Fishy <><

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Mac-SHIBBY

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[The Possum Queen]

Bono: "Yeah Edge don't get all bleary eyed an pass out on me now! I can hear yer tummy grumblin an churnin I know we shouldn'ta eat at that greasy choke n puke place last night but you'll live"

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I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Edge: No really Bono there isn't a blackhole full of picks in my pocket.
Bono: Ok but are there some shades at the bottom?
Edge:*sigh*

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Me: Bono do you know PLEBA?

Bono:*stares at me scared* ...Scary Girls!!

 

[WildHonee]

BONO: Hands off, ladies. He's MINE. I mean....I-- I'm just keeping him warm fer Morleigh. Er....

BONO: If I ran the zoo
I WOULD do the snake dance for you.

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~*Mona Vox of Easy Street*~

"Does Ewan McGregor sing in the new Star Wars movie?"

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[Bonochick & drgnwolf]

*BC scrolls through pics*

drgn: Hey!!!! Go back!!!!

BC: *goes to Bono and Edge pic*

drgn: No! The other one!

BC: *goes to Zoo pic*

drgn: It looked like he was on the toilet!

BC: *thinks my sweetie is gross...but at least he is willing to travel PLEBA with me!*

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Originally posted by JemEvans:

Bono: This is gonna be a great tour!

Yeah, yeah. I'm lame. lol

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[RavenStar]

At first I thought Bono was on the toilet too.

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I've read you bible, have you read mine?

 

[the_fly2002]

LOL

Bono-Oh good, Edge's heart is still beating. We were a little worried there when Morleigh gave Edge the guest list for the wedding on HER side of the family

Edge-You want to invite WHO?????

LOL, sorry couldn't come up with anything

I like that anamatronic Edge LOL

Bono-*Evil Laugh (think of Mr. Burns) Excelllent* Someday, I'll run the Zoo, and all shall worship ME!!!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, got it out of my system LOL

 

[JessicaAnn]

I have always loved that "If I Ran the Zoo" pic ... Bono looks so deightfully mischevious. I wonder where it was taken ... HQ, his home?

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Gina Marie]

Here's another one to caption

Woman in fur coat-'I wonder if Linda Tripp knows anything about them'

 

[daisybean]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Here's another one to caption

Clinton: Thanks for helping me get elected!
Bono: Aww you're welcome, and Thank you for introducing me to the Gore Girls

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Daisy

~*~We are one, but we're not the same
We've got to carry each other~*~

AIMaisyone75

[This message has been edited by daisybean (edited 05-21-2002).]

 

[oktobergirl]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Here's another one to caption

Woman in fur coat-'I wonder if Linda Tripp knows anything about them'

WOMAN: "Dammit!!! I paid $500 for this dang charity dinner and I didn't get a hug from BONO!"

 

[JemEvans]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Here's another one to caption

Clinton: Bono! It's so good to see you again.... you look great! Haven't aged a bit since the first time we met
Bono: It's nice to see you as well Bill... but you still can't borrow that $600 to pay for the bill
Clinton: But Bono... *thinking if i hug him long enough maybe he'll give in*
Bono: No...now let go b4 someone takes a picture and we're in the tabloids
Woman in fur: Why can't I ever be in the tabloids with Bono???

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Desire4Bono:

Bono: I bow to thee Edge, oh patron saint of all guitar gods, thy holiness gleams more than thy jewel encrusted jeans.

Edge: Be still my son.

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

*reading from the sky*
EDGE & BONO: S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R...D-O-R-O-T-H-Y...




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Mac-SHIBBY

The Macphisto Society
Join us for a Martini won't you?

 

[JemEvans]

How about a picture like this???
*crosses fingers in hoping it works...lousy computer server has been acting up on me all bleedin' day...*

Bono: Mackie...what would I ever do w/o you man?
MacPhisto: Dear boy...lets hope you never find out...besides we have too much fun together don't we?
Bono: Yea...you know Edge gets jealous sometimes...
MacPhisto: Everyone does...just look @ me *evil smile*

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[blueeyes]

OMG FISHY!!!!

That's so funny... ow ... oww *falls over like scarecrow*

 

[stephannv]

Originally posted by JemEvans:

Bono: By holding this book up people will think I can read, therefore, I can hide my dark secret that has been plaguing me for years........my illiteracy.


*side note: Bono is not illiterate folks'*

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DAVE EVANS ATTENDS MY SCHOOL, I have proof!

I want Bono, I want Larry, Edgie Edgie I love you hairy!
(meow mix tune)


"Where's my public? My God, they've deserted me! This is a crisis. We'd better do something. Stir up some publicity or something. 'Bono in under-age sex orgy.' That should do it. I want my public Back" - Bono 87'

 

[JemEvans]

Originally posted by Desire4Bono:
Bono ran the best ZOO of all- ZOO TV!!

I'm not good at captioning, anybody want to try this one? Looks like it could get funny.

Bono: Now what Edge here doesn't know is that I signed his name under contract to be the official Pleba handyman to come over and fix anything and everything electronical...
Edge: Bono I know you love me but what's with the extra hugs?? Am I going somewhere??
Bono: Ofcourse not Edgie...look we just need to visit a lil place then we can go home
Edge: Alright but it better not be that Pleba Mansion again
Bono: I promise *whispers to girls*-remember girls..be gentle with him- Now come on

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!