An Old Ape Requires Advice...

[GrampsMagee]

There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently broken by the deceptive Apetta (*coconut of vengeance* to she!) and I spent the last few months in various "Re-hab" facilities and hospitals. My fellow primates, what is an ape to do!?

Best Wishes and *banana of good fortune*,

Gramps Magee

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

meh.

 

[bluephisto]

I say go for it.

I mean just because ONE ape broke your heart, that doesn't mean ALL apes are going to break it!

Trust me ... I know about these things.

 

[Kristie]

I agree with Bluey the Wise.

 

[WildeIrish796]

I agree as well, there are plenty of other apes in the sea...wait that's not how the saying goes!

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Offer her a banana bouquet. But don't fling any poo at her.