An Old Ape Requires Advice...

GrampsMagee · 06-08-2003, 04:43 PM

There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently broken by the deceptive Apetta (*coconut of vengeance* to she!) and I spent the last few months in various "Re-hab" facilities and hospitals. My fellow primates, what is an ape to do!?

Best Wishes and *banana of good fortune*,

Gramps Magee

*BOOMCHAA!* · 06-08-2003, 07:51 PM

meh.

bluephisto · 06-08-2003, 10:44 PM

I say go for it.

I mean just because ONE ape broke your heart, that doesn't mean ALL apes are going to break it!

Trust me ... I know about these things.

Kristie · 06-09-2003, 03:58 PM

I agree with Bluey the Wise.

WildeIrish796 · 06-09-2003, 04:02 PM

I agree as well, there are plenty of other apes in the sea...wait that's not how the saying goes! O_o

Lemon Meringue · 06-10-2003, 02:57 PM

Offer her a banana bouquet. But don't fling any poo at her.

06-08-2003, 04:43 PM	#1
GrampsMagee The Fly Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: originally, my fellow primate, I am from Apeton on the island of Bananaland Posts: 117 Local Time: 11:03 PM	An Old Ape Requires Advice... There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently broken by the deceptive Apetta (coconut of vengeance to she!) and I spent the last few months in various "Re-hab" facilities and hospitals. My fellow primates, what is an ape to do!? Best Wishes and banana of good fortune, Gramps Magee __________________

06-08-2003, 07:51 PM	#2
BOOMCHAA! Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: may I touch you? Posts: 9,106 Local Time: 05:03 PM	meh. __________________

06-10-2003, 02:57 PM	#6
Lemon Meringue Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Here Posts: 3,851 Local Time: 05:03 PM	Offer her a banana bouquet. But don't fling any poo at her. __________________

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

06-08-2003, 10:44 PM	#3
bluephisto War Child Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In the mud, in the maze of my imagination. Posts: 542 Local Time: 03:03 PM	I say go for it. I mean just because ONE ape broke your heart, that doesn't mean ALL apes are going to break it! Trust me ... I know about these things.

06-09-2003, 03:58 PM	#4
Kristie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: back home again in Indiana Posts: 6,386 Local Time: 06:03 PM	I agree with Bluey the Wise.

06-09-2003, 04:02 PM	#5
WildeIrish796 War Child Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: where the penguins roam free Posts: 612 Local Time: 05:03 PM	I agree as well, there are plenty of other apes in the sea...wait that's not how the saying goes! O_o