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Old 06-08-2003, 03:43 PM   #1
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An Old Ape Requires Advice...

There is a fine-looking she-ape in my new retirement community. I would like to ask her to travel the world with me, aboard my raft. All I can offer is my heart, the raft, some bananas, and occasional use of my barcalounger. My simple question is, how should I approach her? My heart was recently broken by the deceptive Apetta (*coconut of vengeance* to she!) and I spent the last few months in various "Re-hab" facilities and hospitals. My fellow primates, what is an ape to do!?

Best Wishes and *banana of good fortune*,

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Old 06-08-2003, 06:51 PM   #2
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:44 PM   #3
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I say go for it.

I mean just because ONE ape broke your heart, that doesn't mean ALL apes are going to break it!

Trust me ... I know about these things.

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Old 06-09-2003, 02:58 PM   #4
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I agree with Bluey the Wise.
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Old 06-09-2003, 03:02 PM   #5
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I agree as well, there are plenty of other apes in the sea...wait that's not how the saying goes! O_o
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:57 PM   #6
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Offer her a banana bouquet. But don't fling any poo at her.

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