Alright, who's the wiseacre?

[WildHonee]

lol look how mad I am! I used the word 'wiseacre!' My grandma says that!

WHy am I MacPhisto's loo cleaner?

*mop*

I wanted to be Bono's special tamale

or Elevation technician

foad, man

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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
foad, man

Maybe because you are saying "foad" to the wrong people. Remember what those letters actually mean.

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"But you take what you can get,
Cuz it's all that you can find,
But you know there's something more,
Tonight, tonight, tonight..."

 

[WildHonee]

I'm addicted to Larry speak! I can't help it!!!!! I need a substitue swear word, then! Help me think of one.

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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

*Press Conference Time*

Looks like I'm in a calamari / Mona stew.

*must apologize* cause I don't wanna start any hormonal uprisings

1. I use the word 'foad' far too freely. I will therefore try to think of a substitute for it, unless I REALLY need to use it.

2. I married Bono and -- no wait, I'm not sorry for that....

I wish no evil on anyone! I love PLEBA! Take me back!

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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[Macphisto_esq]

Hehe- what a charming career, 'Macphisto's loo cleaner'
It made me laugh

 

[AM]

What about:

Mona: Hi, my name is Mona.
Everybody: Hi, Mona.
Mona: I?m a Bonoholic ...
Everybody: oh dear...
Mona: ...and I use Larry-expressions
Everybody: Ohhhhh nooo...
Mona: and I?m actually in love with Edge...
Everybody: awww, no, another hopeless case

get her to clean the loos

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Action-Packed Mentallist

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[AM]

* AM runs out of Mona?s thread......


SORRY!!!

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Action-Packed Mentallist

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Beggers = loo cleaners.

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Some Days Are Slippy, Other Days Are Sloppy

Sicy's Website

 

[U2Kitten]

You know Mona, the first thing I thought when I found out I was the window washer was, it could be worse, I could have been given the toilet. Sorry. I guess this is what we have brought upon ourselves with our big mouths. SIGH. We are slaves to MacPhisto and lowly ones at that.

 

[oliveu2cm]

Wildhonee:

A smilie for you
stealing honey from a swarm of bees

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"You're nuts!" <-- when my mom heard my plans for the 3rd leg.

Packing a suitcase for a place...
that has to be believed to be seen

Go baby! -->* www.u2takemehigher.com *<--All New!

 

[samralf]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Maybe because you are saying "foad" to the wrong people. Remember what those letters actually mean.

What does it mean????


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The winged cow

 

[AM]

Originally posted by samralf:
What does it mean????

f*ck off and die



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Action-Packed Mentallist

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[blueeyes]

HEY! Don't complain, some of us would kill for that job! ...Some of us might...hey Mona, sweetie, c'mere, yeah over here by the shark tank... (JOKING!!! I luv Mona!)
I think I will fill out one of his Job Application forms!
Let's see:
Mr Macphisto's Job Application Form
Name: Blueeyes
Age: 23
Sex: Heh heh heh...we'll see.
Favorite Drink: Chocolate Martini
Afraid of Heights?: No, I wear very tall shoes, I am used to it.
Qualifications: I make a divine martini. I give excellent massages,
and have trouble saying no..."Nnnn", "Nnnnnnnnn"...*sigh*.."Nnnnnnnn"...see I can't say it!
Experience: Ummm, hmmm. I have been called an "evil bitch" for years, and think it's time to turn pro.

Wooo, I'm excited..Let's see what kind of job I get! *Bluey waits by the phone*
-Bluey (who wishes she were employed by the Lovely Mr Macphisto in some manner)

 

[Macphisto_esq]

[-Bluey (who wishes she were employed by the Lovely Mr Macphisto in some manner)[/B][/QUOTE]
Hehe! Ditto

(Well I'd give you a job Bluey

-Specifically making Martini's- just in case this worried you!)

 

[blueeyes]

Awww
thanks you dear, you.
I think I shoould be martini technician.
I could follow you around all day making martinis...fun fun fun. Actually the fun would be "disposing" of the ones I flubbed up "Quick! Drink the evidence!"
I went shopping today and saw something SOOO MACPHISTISH that I HAD to have it....
A brandy snifter that is honest to god, larger than my head. I adore it. It's in my red bedroom right now, thinking of keeping my fish in there but I think I will use it for brandy instead.
-Bluey

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Beggers = loo cleaners.

I try and warn, but alas they go unheard.

Too many screams, I guess.

 

[Discoteque]

*puts on her Mary Janes and skips tauntingly around Mona*

Mo-na's in trouble! Mo-na's in trouble! Ashes, ashes, we all....um, wait, I'm getting my taunts mixed up... *stops skipping*

Mona, Mona, Mona, what are to do with you?

We can't give you a drink, you're too young...

We can't give you a tranquilizer...well, maybe without your knowledge...

We can't stick a (virtual?) sock in your mouth, you have to breathe somehow...

You could pull a Maddie and start using "fek" alot I s'pose...but gotta watch that FOAD stuff, girl!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by AM:
What about:

Mona: Hi, my name is Mona.
Everybody: Hi, Mona.
Mona: I?m a Bonoholic ...
Everybody: oh dear...
Mona: ...and I use Larry-expressions
Everybody: Ohhhhh nooo...
Mona: and I?m actually in love with Edge...
Everybody: awww, no, another hopeless case

get her to clean the loos

teach me! I know I'm not a hopeless case! ok

Mona:hey -- Leave Edge out of this *shove*
Am: *falls* Ouchie!
Mona: *BWAHAHAHAHAAAA*
Mr. Edge (Mrs. Edge's husband): uh oh she's hormonal again!
Mrs. Edge: Must be the full moon. Bono gets hairy and Mona gets evil
Phona: *lurk* Irish boys! All mine! *frottage to Bono and Edge*

Uh oh. I'm quite the little troublemaker, aren't I?

lol My friend Erin had "boo" written down for Halloween, and I took the book and inserted an 'n'. heheh

~PHONA~



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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Wooo, I'm excited..Let's see what kind of job I get! *Bluey waits by the phone*
-Bluey (who wishes she were employed by the Lovely Mr Macphisto in some manner)

Hello this is Mister MAC Phissssto. Can I speak with the Princess of Wales. please thank you.

I just called...to say...I love you.... lol


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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
*puts on her Mary Janes and skips tauntingly around Mona*

Mo-na's in trouble! Mo-na's in trouble! Ashes, ashes, we all....um, wait, I'm getting my taunts mixed up... *stops skipping*

Mona, Mona, Mona, what are to do with you?

We can't give you a drink, you're too young...

We can't give you a tranquilizer...well, maybe without your knowledge...

We can't stick a (virtual?) sock in your mouth, you have to breathe somehow...

You could pull a Maddie and start using "fek" alot I s'pose...but gotta watch that FOAD stuff, girl!

lol virtual sock. I was goin around using 'lemons' as a swear word....then again I also stopped in my tracks when I noticed my shadow looked like I had lobster claws, lol. I had the cuffs of my jean jacket unbuttoned, and the sleeves looked pronged....anyway...

*PLEBA girls wheel Mona away on a dolly and dump her into a river whilst she is singing 'ultra violet'*


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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[samralf]

Originally posted by AM:
f*ck off and die

Thank you!!!

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The winged cow

 

[Discoteque]

Mona, are you on Ritalin?

If not, maybe you should be.

they're coming to take you away, ha ha....

 

[achtung__baby]

Originally posted by oliveu2cm:
Wildhonee:

A smilie for you
stealing honey from a swarm of bees

Wildhonee:

A smilie for you



[This message has been edited by Bonoforever (edited 10-11-2001).]

 

[Betty Dalton]

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"Larry looked like some kind of porn star. Edge looked like his sister Jill, I looked like Barbara Bush and Adam hasn't taken the dress off."

The Artist Formerly Known As Adam's Sex Slave

 

[WildHonee]

lol! that's not me! *hides behind Adam's skirt, holding on to his apron strings*

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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Of course that's not you Mona! We all know MacPhisto's loo is GOLD with RED curtains and rug and seat cover sets! Hope you're using a non-abrasive cleaner and brush!

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~some days are better than others~

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by SamanthaPuff:
Of course that's not you Mona! We all know MacPhisto's loo is GOLD with RED curtains and rug and seat cover sets! Hope you're using a non-abrasive cleaner and brush!

lol!

now I have an excuse to *barge in* the U2 bathroom.

*catches Larry waxing*

*is traumatized*

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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Mona you are so lucky, you might just catch them with their pants down!LMAO!

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~some days are better than others~

 

[LookingGlass]

What the hell is this waste of space I've suddenly stepped into?



[This message has been edited by LookingGlass (edited 10-12-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by SamanthaPuff:
Mona you are so lucky, you might just catch them with their pants down!LMAO!

*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*



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~*Mona*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

"I feel like trash. I AM trash! Recycle me, baby!" ~MonaPhisto~