Originally posted by Bonavoix:
*MacPhisto glides off to make another martini for himself and the Fly makes his way over next to BluePhisto.*
* Bluephisto is sitting by herself on a red couch near a window, sipping her martini thinking to herself. Suddenly a pair of shiney black legs is swung over the back of the couch and the fly is sitting next to her. He smirks and gazes at her though his shades*
Bluephisto: Hello.
The Fly:
* Clutches his heart and mock faints* Oh, she speaks!
* He slithers back up again, even closer to her now, so close she can smell his cologne and begins an almost manic pick up attempt in his distorted, smokey voice* Well, Macphisto told me to stay away from you...but I don't listen to him anyway! Sorry, I get so dramatic around beautiful women. I can't help myself. I'm a ham to begin with but put me in a room with a gorgeous lady and I just about combust! And I'm talking about normal, run of the mill supermodels here...but YOU, I hardly know what I'm saying! Look at me baby the words are just FLYING out of this mouth, I have no idea what I'm going to say next. Or do next! I am just gonna keep talking because I'm afraid if I stop you will walk away instead of just sitting there looking like a goddess. I'm serious about the goddess thing baby, you can't be human! Are you Greek? Egyptian? Nah, you are too pale to be Egyptian...you must be Greek! But yet...Hmmm makes no sense. You aren't a devil
* He leans in confidentially and smiles* You are too pretty to be a devil! But don't tell anyone here I said that, they would make a feather boa outta me honey! I'm confused, what are you? Who are you? What is your name? Are you married? Will you marry me? Do you like my jacket? I'm serious about that marrying thing, look baby!
* He pulls a huge gold ring off his finger and gets down on his knees* I'm begging you! Pleease!
We can go to vegas, I have only asked a couple other women ever before! One of them was Marilyn Monroe, you're in great company baby!
* He quickly grabs Bluephisto's left hand and pushes the far too large ring onto her finger* Whatta say baby?
* Although The Fly is overwhelmingly frantic and blowing smoke, he is very warm, charming, and funny and Bluephisto laughs at him*
The Fly: Is that a YES!!!? No one has technically married me yet! You can tame me!
Bluephisto:
Giving his ring back and smiling* That was not a yes.
The Fly: Was that a maybe? A "sure okay you sexy thing lets go!"?
Bluephisto: No. no. no. It was a no.
The Fly: Want me to ask again?
Bluephisto:
*Trying not to laugh* No really please don't.
The Fly:
*Putting the ring back in his pocket* I'll take that as a...not
this time...I'll ask you again later on.
Bluephisto: You are very persistent.
The Fly: I like the chase honey...Best way to get rid of me is to give in.
Bluephisto: You are hardly the marrying kind.
The Fly:
*Mock indignation*Now why'd you have to go and just judge me like that!? Well maybe I don't want to marry you if you are so high and mighty.
Bluephisto: You have no idea.
The Fly: What's the matter baby? You have a boyfriend? A big jealous boyfriend? 'Cause I'm okay with that!
Bluephisto:
*remembering Macphisto wants to keep their feeling for each other a secret tonight* No...
The Fly: No? Well then what's the problem? Is it me? Am I boring you?
Bluephisto: No you are NOT boring...
The Fly: I KNEW it you love me!
Bluephisto: I do not love you...I just met you.
The Fly: How can I make you love me?
Bluephisto: You can go away.
The Fly: Go away?
Bluephisto: Yes.
The Fly:
* Moves over exactly 2 feet on the couch* There. I miss you baby! Don't forget me!
Bluephisto: I couldn't forget you with therapy.
The Fly: OUCH!
* The Fly just sits there and stares at Bluephisto, who tries very hard to act like he isn't there*
* Macphisto in the meantime turned around from getting a drink from the bar to see The Fly on his knees in front of a laughing Bluephisto sliding a ring onto her finger. Larry standing beside him hears his teeth grind. Macphisto downs his drink in one gulp and sets it down with deadly softness, not taking his eyes off the couch for one minute.
Bonaphisto: Macky are you okay?
*Macphisto doesn't even acknowledge her presence, but turns to a butler, gestures to The Fly and sweeps into an adjoining room, slamming the door.*