Adam's Battle With A Gay Cat And Spoons

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Adam: *sighs as he unlocks the door and enters his hotel room*

Adam: *mutters to self* Another night of watching women fawn all over Bono, Edge, and Larry...does nobody love me?

Adam: *opens door and turns on light...much to his surprise, an orange and white cat is laying on his bed*

Cat: Hello, Adam. Please allow me to introduce myself...my name is Thomas Jefferson.

Adam: Oh...Bonochick's gay British cat?

TJ: Please...I'm only half British...she's got it all wrong...

Adam: Sorry.

TJ: So...I hear you are pretty lonely...I thought you could use some company...

Adam: *steps back* Whoa...when I mentioned wanting pussy, I didn't mean-

TJ: *gasps* You pervert! *slaps Adam with tail* I was just talking about hanging out...

Adam: *blushes* Ohhhhh...

TJ: *shifts eyes* I have an idea...if you're up to it...

Adam: What did you have in mind?

TJ: There's a spoon shop down the street and-

Adam: Whooooa, Thomas Jefferson....whooooa...you know I gave up drinking, smoking, and spoons...they were killing me...

TJ: You know you want them...you burn for spoons...

Adam: Please, TJ...this is too much...I can't handle it...

TJ: Oh yeah...well...what do you say to...THIS?!?!? *whips out gigantic spoon from under the bedspread*

Adam: *falls to the floor* Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Thomas Jefferson, you are an evil, evil gay British cat!

TJ: I'm only HALF British!!!!! Dammit!!!!! Look into my spoon, weakling!!!!

Adam: I mustn't...oh..but it's so...powerful...

Bono: *enters room* Adam, you forgot your- *sees Thomas Jefferson with spoon*

Bono: Don't worry, Adam! I'll save you!

TJ: It's far too late...BONER...

Bono: Oh, that does it! You're goin' down, you gay, half British cat!!!!!

*Bono wrestles with TJ while Adam rigs up a catapult with the giant spoon*

*Bono gets TJ into the spoon, and Adam flings TJ out of the window*

Adam: Oh, Bono! If you hadn't come, I don't know what I would have done...thank you...

Bono: Don't thank me...thank that giant spoon! Ya know, Adam...maybe spoons aren't so bad for you after all...come on...I hear there's a spoon shop down the street...

*Bono & Adam leave the room*

Adam: I wonder where TJ landed...

*Bono & Adam leave the hotel and see Larry flailing wildly on the sidewalk*

Larry: FECK, FECK!!!!! A feckin' cat fell in my cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bono & Adam: BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

~The End~




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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
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but ......somehow .....intrigued...

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
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Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
Very funny!

Do you really have a gay, half-British cat named Thomas Jefferson?
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I was wondering the same thing...

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gay cat ?

*gigle*

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Originally posted by Bonochick:
Yep...

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Awwwwwwwwww he's so cute. So tell me, how exactly did you discover that he was gay? I mean did he tell you, or did you just figure it out when he loved Tom and Jerry a little too much
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Originally posted by Bonochick:

Adam: *mutters to self* Another night of watching women fawn all over Bono, Edge, and Larry...does nobody love me?


ITS OK ADAM. I LOVE U.


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i'm already gone, felt that way all along

u glorify the past while the future dries up.
 
Originally posted by daisybean:

So tell me, how exactly did you discover that he was gay?

Well...he lives with 3 female cats, and he has yet to make an advance on any of them. He's also been seen rolling on/licking pictures of U2.

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
 
Originally posted by Giant Lemon:

Do you really have a gay, half-British cat named Thomas Jefferson?
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Yep...

Tommy.jpg



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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
 
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