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OK It's all in the icon.

I just went back and read that thing.

I hope I don't get shut down for posting that. Dear Lord!!!!!!!! It's PORN. OK. *falls down spiral staircase* OK I'm OK.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
holy shit.
heheh I think I've cured her.

Unless.....



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
see, here's the funny part. that photo of adam experimenting with facial hair is cool...but it keeps showing those two girls.


WHO ARE THEY?

WHERE IS ADAM?

and i actually think I like a guy willing to take risks with his facial hair.
 
It's always SOMETHING, isn't it?

BonoPorn? Ask and you shall recieve.....brb

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> Nothing Will Ever Change My Love
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Author: Burning_Flak - NC-17 - English - Romance/Drama - Reviews: 5

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Author: Bona

Disclaimer: Never happened, I dun' own U2.

Warning: Smutty smut

Summary: Bono and Edge's first time ... sorta. Slash!

Dedicated to Cazza.

Nothing Will Ever Change My Love
I was never too sure of myself. The smart kid. Never the good-looking one of the band. I was young, inexperienced. A variable child.

He, on the other hand, were confidant and witty. The punk. Bono possessed a type of charisma that could persuade literally anyone to do what you wanted them to do. He was perfect, and I admired him for it.

No, this was more than admiration ... oh, so much more. This was love. True, honest, pure, unselfish love. I adored everything about him. That teasing little smile, that eyebrow arch, that voice ... that beautiful, soft Celt purr which charmed almost every girl in our high school, and finally, those exquisite, piercing sapphire twin pools. One glance and you would be captured within their cool depths. I had been captured within those tidal pools, and I even now I willingly allowed myself to drown in their beckoning waves.

I had been fascinated by this blue-eyed nympho since I first laid eyes on him almost a year ago, since that time we had grown very close. Closer than most friends do. As a matter of fact scarcely a day went by that we didn't spend the afternoon at the other's house. I adored him so much. I wanted to be his everything. Oh how I adored him ...

This adoration, unknowingly, would take me places I never dreamt possible. Places I never wanted to leave ...

The room illuminated with the bluish glow from the television, Bono and I lay sprawled out across the living room floor watching nothing in particular, just enjoying each other's company. I can't remember how late it was. Perhaps a little after midnight. I do know that Bono's father was away at a postal convention or something and had left Bono alone for the weekend. Yes, a weekend alone, this posed unlimited possibilities.

Yanno, how they say that even an honour student --given the opportunity to have full control of his life for even the shortest amount of time-- will do the unthinkable.

We were no different.

So close ... so very close. I could hear his breathing. Almost feel his heartbeat. And it dawned on me that I wanted to be with him more than anything in the whole universe. I wanted to touch his perfect form, stroke a gentle hand down those lovely ivory features. Kiss those soft, full lips. Explore him with my hands. Arouse him ... Fuck him.

Oh God ... I couldn't believe I had actually thought about him in such a way. Sure it had happened before ... many times before, but never beside him, this close, alone.

Bloody Hell .... Alone.

He turned to me, and stared at me with those eyes, and all strength left my body. Damn those eyes. So beautiful ... God, he was looking through me, viewing my soul, and, what more, all my secrets.

"What's wrong?" His voice was calm, caring.

"Oh ... nothing .... thinking." Yes, thinking ... thinking about pinning him down to the floor, kissing those lips hard, biting that pale throat, tasting him, hands wandering under the enclosing fabric, before stripping his perfect body naked and taking his cock into my throat, to please him to full ecstasy.

Without thinking, I extended a hand towards him and brushed my fingertips along one smooth, slightly flushed cheek. Our eyes locked. Was that fear in his eyes? Please, no. Don't fear me, don't fear this.

His lips quivered a little, "What ... what are you doing?"

I leaned closer, and allowed my lips to brush against his. So soft, so very soft ... I wanted more.

Leaning in again, I pressed a deeper kiss to those slightly parted lips.

He pulled away and gasped.

I pulled him back into my arms and engulfed that lovely mouth with my own, licking soft lips, forcing them to part to allow my hot to tongue to slide in ... to explore.

The nympho moaned, not responding to the French kiss just yet, but not fighting it either.

I pulled away and released my embrace enough to allow him to flee from me if this isn't what my blue-eyed angel wanted. But ...

But, incredibly, he stayed.

I saw the tears first start to form in those azures eyes. Even to this day I don't really know why he was crying. Maybe it was from shock, fear ... arousal?

He began to sob helplessly, and I captured him in my arms once more, and held his shaking form there till this storm of emotions passed. Then he gazed up at me and pulled his lips to mine, thrusting his tongue into my throat, feeling me out with that talented muscle. Our tongues tangled and twined. Exchanging thrusts and withdrawals. Soon I felt my jeans become rather restricting, and before I knew it I had pulled myself on top of my secret god.

We lay there grinding our hips against the other's. I gasped and smiled as I felt Bono grow and harden beneath me. I had pleased him. He clamped his legs around my hips and began desperately thrusting against me.

"Please ... " Bono gasped, fingertips clawing through my shirt into my shoulders.

"Now?" I questioned. I didn't want to do something that he would regret. I would rather die than ever hurt my beautiful companion.

"Upstairs." He managed to moan, rolling me off of him, struggling to stand. "I'd rather we take this upstairs ... feel safer."

I stood and reached out to steady him. "Upstairs." I swallowed hard, and followed him upstairs. By the time we reach his less than clean bedroom, we couldn't keep our hands off each other. Deep, feverish kisses intermingled with gropes. Pressing him against the closed door, I reached out and locked it behind us --I dunno why now ... maybe it was 'cos we were so scared as it was. The last thing we wanted was to get caught, even though no one was coming home for another three days.

Panting, I pushed him towards the bed. By now he was twitching with desire, begging for this.

My hands moved beneath his shirt.

"How many times have you done this?"

"Never."

"Me neither."

I was shocked. This rebellious poet was a virgin. I had often thought that he had literally screwed every attractive girl I knew ... but ... well, he was different. So very different.

"Well, that's probably for the best." I mused, "At least, we won't know if the other does something wrong." But it wouldn't be wrong ... it would be perfect. It had to be perfect. I stripped off his shirt, and gently laid him back onto the bed. I ran a hand down his face lovingly, before removing my own shirt and tossing it to the floor. I crawled on top of him and littered his neck and shoulders with delicate kisses, promising him everything as my hand moved for his zipper. Slowly, I unzipped his jeans and pulled out his straining, throbbing erection.

He cried out.

Quickly, I stripped him of those jeans and discarded mine as well. There before the other in all our glory, I took him.

He writhed and squirmed with ecstasy and nervousness in such a way that I could hardly hold him down as my hands explored his godlike body.

"God, Bono ... keep still."

"I can't ... I can't ... oh .... GOD! Please ... PLEASE! Do something ... fuck me ... "

Draping myself across that trembling form, I allowed our cocks to brush together. It felt good ... incredibly good. I began moving against him gently. I wanted to be as gentle as I could ... I didn't want to hurt him. I couldn't bare the thought of making my lover endure pain and suffering for my own selfish pleasures. Soon, my counterpart fell into a rhythm with me, thrusting his erection into mine. We didn't know what we were doing and it didn't really matter. All we knew was we wanted this more than anything. It was our first time ever. And we were stealing the other's virginity.

Mouth slightly open, breath ragged, Bono moaned and began to thrust faster. Pressing a deep, passionate kiss to his lips, I slipped a hand down between us and cupped his cock in my hand. He bucked and screamed, and cried for release, but, no, I wouldn't allow it. Not yet.

I felt along his length, and was impressed at how much he had grown. I had done this to him and I was damn proud of it. Wrapping my fingers around the aching flesh, my grip tightened, and another ecstacy-drenched cry split the near silent room. Nails digging into my flesh, I whimpered softly, but it was worth it ... worth every minute of this torture.

Locking his mouth with mine, I increased the rhythm. Squeezing him roughly in my hand.

Another harsh cry.

I squeezed again. This time he dug his nails deep into my shoulders, scraping them down, leaving bloody trails.

"Edge ... oh, EDGE! I'm gonna come ... I'm ..."

Tightening the grip, I ran my thumb along the head of his cock knowing that it wouldn't be long. A moment later, what started as a low moan in his throat blossomed into a full-fledged scream. A scream which pierced the night ... and took his innocence. Legs clamped around me, nails leaving bloody trails, writhing and bucking, wailing my name, he came as the evidence of his extreme pleasure exploded in my hand.

I gazed at him --head thrown back, dark tendrils framing his pale features, mouth open, eyes tightly shut, tears slipping from them-- he was a sight to behold. I didn't mind the screams, as a matter of fact I adored them for I knew I had created them. I pulled his sweat drenched body to my own and held him protectively, wanting to shield him for all the world's harm.

He finally spoke, his voice almost as shaky as his body itself. "Edge ..."

Cradling his form, I pressed a soft kiss to his damp brow, "Yes, my love?"

He went silent for a minute or two, and I didn't know what to think of it. Did he regret this already? Heaven forbid, I should've simply committed suicide then if he did regret this.

"I love you ... " It was a soft, gently, ethereal sigh. The last words I heard from him that night, before he nuzzled himself under my chin, and fell into a deep sleep.

As he lay there, I thought how wrong this was ... how I wished one of us had been born a woman. Yes, then it would have been all right. But, he had his girl ... and she was the only one who would ever truly have him. My dreams could take me away for a while, but could not end the pain. Even now as I watch you and Ali holding eachother close, kissing ... I think of the four beautiful children you've had together. She was the only one for you ... and I know that. I could never truly have loved you that way ... or so my mind tries to tell me. But there are those times, such as this, when I remember that night, and what 'could have' happened had I acted upon my impulses. Instead, we fell asleep, television on, curled beside each other. I don't really know what made me feel that way ... but I know that I loved you then, and still love you even now. I always will, and nothing can ever change my love.


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Wait, that's not the good one. BRB with the good one.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Maybe MadamAdamFans will find this...arousing...*blush*

Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> Adam and the Spoons
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Author: Ananda Daydream - G - English - Humor - Reviews: 7

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Author's notes: Actually, I'm not the author. My friend Laurel wrote it, but didn't want to make a fanfic name. The idea came from..well..our friend Steve. While we were watching "Monsters, Inc." *shrug*
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It's short, but fun.
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ADAM AND THE SPOONS
"When the night is someone else's...and you're trying to get some sleep..."

Adam was in jail.

The spoons were in jail.

"What do we do now?" asked the spoons.

"Duh, you're *spoons*!" cried Adam. "Dig yourselves out!"

"Okay!" said the spoons.

They worked and worked.

Three days later, the tunnel was finished, and the spoons and Adam escaped.

"We're free!" exclaimed Adam and the spoons.

Just then, a giant lemon swooped down from the sky and carried off all the spoons.

Adam's lip trembled. He sniffled. "My *spoons*..."

Bono appeared and laid a hand on his shoulder. "Hey, Adam, breakfast."

"What?"

Adam's eyes snapped open. He was in his room.

"C'mon, breakfast." repeated Bono.

Adam got out of bed.

THE END
eh....hold on. I'm looking for the good one with Bono and Edge.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Let's hope the mods don't find this porn stash.....

Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> Never Let Me Go
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Author: Edgette - NC-17 - English - Drama/Romance - Reviews: 5

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"Never Let Me Go"

By: Edgette

Rating: NC-17. Graphic m/m slash, language, slight violence. Drama, angst, romance

Summary: Love story as seen through Edge's eyes.

Disclaimer: This never happened. This is just a work of fiction I cooked up one night. I don't U2 or they're song "Never Let Me Go."

Thanks to Erin, Mandi, and Caz on this one.

"Never Let Me Go"

It never should have happened, but somewhere in the back of our minds, we wanted it too. We always wanted it too. I know I did anyway. From the first moment I laid my eyes on the small, blue-eyed angel, I knew I wanted him. I knew I wanted him for my own. His smile, his grace...just being in the same room as him had an enormous impact on me. He made me feel whole in a strange way. I was always an odd sort of guy; I never had many friends, and I never was very popular or attractive, so when this beautiful God of a boy showed some interest in me, I was almost struck dead.

We were on our first tour of Europe, it was the early 80's. I was around twenty, he was a year older. I hadn't had much sexual experience, aside from nights alone with my hand and an active, dirty, teenage imagination. Oh. There was this one time with a girl I went to school with. But I wouldn't call that anything. I took her behind the school one day before class, she unzipped my pants, and I pulled up her skirt. I'm sure she didn't feel anything, and I had come as soon as my dick brushed up against her. That was the closest I'd come to having sex. Until that night.

We had just finished a gig in France or Germany or somewhere, I can't remember where. But I do remember the smell of the room, the color of the curtains, the nasty hotel food. And, the way he looked when I opened the door to his gentle pounding.

"Bono? Do you know what time it is?" I had asked.

"No, tell me."

"It's, four in the bloody morning!"

"So? Were you asleep?"

"No."

"So, no big loss there."

"Could you sleep?"

"No."

We stared at each other as we stood in the doorway. I finally invited him inside, and he made himself comfortable on my bed. He laid on his back and put his hands behind his head. I was about to protest, but I was suddenly struck by how fucking sexy he looked. His tight black shirt was slightly lifted revealing his stomach. And from my point of view, I saw a slight trail of hair that disappeared into his pants. I followed that trail and found myself studying the outline that I saw between his legs. I caught myself and nervously looked up into his face. I wish I hadn't. He looked at me and smiled, his crystal eyes shattering my soul.

"What's wrong Edge?"

"N...nothing. What do you think you're doing?" I pretended to sound mad at him for crashing on my bed. But I knew he saw right through me.

"I'm relaxing. You're bed is much softer then mine anyway. You should too."

"I should too what," I thought. "Should what?"

"Relax! Come on. Come lay in the bed with me."

? felt my heart leap into my throat. I had just been staring at this guy's package, and he knew it, now he was asking me to lay in the bed with him! Fuck. Fuck! Now what? I took a deep breath and walked forward to the bed. I sat on the foot of it and sighed. I felt the bed shift and turned my head slightly. Just enough to see Bono was sitting up.

"Why are you so tense man? Here," he said and I felt his hands press against my shoulders. My body tensed for a minute, but as the pressure increased, I felt more comfortable in his grasp. I sighed and fell back against him. I closed my eyes as he continued working my muscles and it was then I realized my back was a very erogenous area. I moved closer against him and I felt his heart against my back and his breathing suddenly increased speed. I felt a long, hot sigh against my neck, then a brush of soft, gentle lips.

"What was that?" I asked nervously.

"A kiss."

"I know. Why?"

"It felt right," he said. He was right. It not only felt right, but it felt perfect. I felt a jolt of electricity through my spine when he kissed my neck, and as he leaned over and did it again, all the while still rubbing my shoulders, I felt my pants become more restricting. I gulped hard and I heard him giggle. He moved on to sucking and playfully biting my neck and I felt myself still grow harder. My jaw dropped as I realized his hands were now under my shirt, his fingers slowly roaming around my chest. I felt a huge lump against the small of my back and realized he was getting pretty hard too. Which only strengthened my own desires.

I turned my head enough to place a soft kiss on his lips, the wetness and fullness of his sharply contrasting with the dryness and thinness of my own. He smiled at me and returned the kiss. I turned my body around to face his and make the kissing easier. I felt his tongue play against my lips and I slowly parted them. His tongue danced in my mouth, searching, feeling me out. I knew then he was skilled with his tongue and my thoughts drifted to that talented muscle licking my cock in such a fashion. I moaned at the thought and I felt him smile into our kiss. He pulled his head back and looked at me.

"What do you want to do?" he asked.

"Anything."

"How experienced are you Edge?"

Shit. Why did he have to ask. I should have lied, like all guys do about their sex-life. But I couldn't muster up the balls to lie. Not to those eyes. Christ those eyes. Beautiful heavenly blue eyes. "Not much," I finally answered.

"You a virgin?"

"Yes."

He laughed. I felt my face get hot and knew I was red. I thought for sure he'd get up and leave me, insult me on the way out, and then tell everyone my secret tomorrow at our concert. To my surprise, his hand lifted to my face and he took hold of my chin. His other hand ran through my hair.

"Well. I'll just have to make it good for you then."

I smiled at him and he smiled back. I couldn't believe this was happening. I didn't want it to end though. I looked down as his hands moved to the ends of my shirt and he slowly pulled my shirt from my body. I shivered at the sudden wave of cool air against my bare skin. Bono grinned and bent down, gently taking my nipple in his mouth. I shook with the strange sensation. I never would have imagined how sensitive those things were. He took my nipple between his teeth and pulled gently. I hissed with pain. That hurt, but felt so damn good. He smiled and licked the area, then did the same to the other side.

His tongue traveled down my chest, tickling my belly, then stopping at my waistline. I inhaled sharply as I heard the button of my Levi's snap. He pulled the zipper down slowly, seductively. I lifted my hips off of the bed and he pulled the jeans off of me. He laughed slightly at my blue underwear before he removed those as well. He nodded and apparently liked what he saw. He looked up at me and quickly yanked his shirt over his head. He stood up from the bed and kicked his shoes off as he unzipped his own jeans and pulled them from his legs. He wasn't wearing any underwear and he stood above me in all his glory. I smiled at the sight, and I loved what I saw. He was hard too, not as hard as he could be, and all I wanted was to make him harder, to please him to full ecstasy. And I knew I was going to. For a virgin, I was damn fucking confident.

He walked closer to me and stood between my legs. He pushed my shoulders roughly and I fell backwards onto the bed. He laid on top of me and I felt his dick against my leg. I lifted my head and pressed my lips against his. This time, I initiated the French kiss. I forced his lips apart and ran my tongue over his teeth. I tasted guinness and a slight bit of gin. It tasted good, almost as good as his breath inside my mouth. I was enjoying myself and I sensed Bono was too. The kissing became more passionate and he pushed his groin into mine, rubbing our hardons together. It kinda hurt at first, but as we fell into a rhythm it felt good. Very good. He moaned into my mouth and I felt him grow stiffer against me.

I thrusted my hips upwards, my cock straining to be released. Bono's mouth moved to my shoulder and I felt him bite me. I hissed with a mixture of pleasure and pain and it turned me on to know that he was marking me. Branding me with his sign. I started to move faster against him and he tried to slow me down, but his efforts were fruitless. I needed to come. And soon. I ached. I never felt so much pain before. It was his fault, and I loved him for it.

"Slow down baby," he cooed. I didn't listen.

"I need to come Bono," I breathed heavily.

"You will Edge. Calm down."

I listened to his words and stopped moving. He ran his fingers over my chest and he tilted my face up and placed a wet kiss on my cheek. He suddenly got up and I felt so empty, so cold. I hated him for making me feel that way. I despised him. What was he doing? How could he just get up and leave me? Leave me cold and hot at the same time, hard and dying for release. My hand automatically started for my dick and his hand roughly grabbed my wrist.

"No! This is my job!"

I looked down in time to see his mouth wrap around my dick, swallowing me whole. My body shook violently and my eyes rolled back into my head. I couldn't silence the imminent scream that escaped my lips and as it did I thought the whole of Europe would have heard me.

I was definitely right about my previous notion; Bono's tongue was very skilled. He licked the underside of my member with such force and skill, I felt helpless in his touch. His right hand reached up and pushed my left leg up, so it was bent at the knee. He somehow managed to stuff more of me into his mouth with this angle, and to this day, I never figured out how he did that. His left hand grabbed hold of my balls and he played with them between his fingers. I let out a howl and felt my orgasm coming up fast. My body shook and I felt my balls twitch in his hand and he sucked my cock so hard I thought it was going to fall off. He abruptly removed his mouth and I growled with protest.

"Fuck Bono don't fucking stop," I moaned heavily.

"I wanna see your face," he whispered just loud enough for me to hear him. He took my penis in his free hand and with one rough pull, I felt my semen splatter all over his hand. I tried to keep my eyes open so I could see his face as he watched me come, but it was a stupid thought that I could actually do that. He pulled at me a few more times, making sure he milked me for everything I had. I couldn't breathe. My heart stopped. I heard music. I felt Bono crawl up on the bed next to me and I opened my eyes. I managed a smile and he closed his eyes. I felt the bed shaking and looked down to see Bono stroking his own cock roughly. I grinned knowing he was hard because of me, and as he came he yelled out my name into the silence of the room. He moaned and almost cried with his release and he finally opened his eyes and smiled. His face glowed with pleasure, and I'm sure I had the same placid look on my face.

I felt my cock softening and looked down to his and saw it was already relaxed, hanging slightly to the right. I felt a sudden flash of exhaustion run through my veins and I leaned over and tucked my head against Bono's chest. I smiled as he wrapped his arms around me and held me close. He kissed the top of my head and I felt his mouth curl up into a smile. I closed my eyes and I draped my right arm loosely over his side. The last thing I remembered from that night was the sound of Bono singing softly in my ear. I can't remember the song, but I believe he was making it up on the spot. I fell asleep quickly after that, and I slept soundly and deeply until the next afternoon.

I woke up when Bono kissed my forehead. I can't describe the feeling of emotions that swept over me to awake and find myself in his arms, to look at his beautiful face the first thing in the morning. It's something I'll cherish for the rest of my life. I hope he feels the same way. God, I hope he feels the same way. Or felt. I guess I'll never know.

The casket was closed. The body too mangled to be viewed openly. The accident had made his lovely features unrecognizable, and when the coroner phoned me one week ago to the day to identify the body, I almost didn't know it was him. Until I saw the bracelet on his left wrist. The silver bracelet I had given him for his last birthday. He never took it off. Never.

I threw a single red rose on his casket as they lowered it to the ground. I looked up at his beautiful family as they wept, and somehow I couldn't muster up any tears. In fact, I haven't cried yet. There must be something wrong with me. How come I couldn't cry? I looked at his wife as she slowly walked towards me. She sucked in a long breath to control her emotions as she spoke.

"He'd want you to have this," she said softly and thrusted a small box into my hands. I looked at her sadly as she walked away, and disappeared with her children. My own wife and kids, and everyone else for that matter left, and I still remained at the grave. I sat down on the damp grass and read the tombstone.

"Paul David Hewson

BONO

Father, Friend, Angel

1960 - 2011"

I looked down at the box that still rested in my hands. I opened it slowly. I smiled and felt my heart grow heavy. The bracelet. The silver bracelet. The one I gave Bono on his last birthday. I put it on my left wrist and held it up to let the sun shine onto it. I felt tears stinging my eyes, and I finally let it go. I wept. I cried harder than I ever have. I finally regained my composure and stood up. I took one last look at the grave as I walked away.

"I'll never let you go my love," I whispered into the air. As I did, I heard an owl off somewhere. It was the middle of the day, so I took it as a sign that Bono heard me. I know he did.
I'm the ambassador of porn now. How weird.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by On The Edge:
Was I one of the people that told you to let go? Oops.
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Joking. Okay, I'm curious... How big is your Adam photos collection? Would it be worth posting any pictures or would you have them? And have you been to fanfiction.net? Do you read slash?
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I swear I don't
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I've been on fanfiction.net and I admit it I read slash. Has anyone read one called Desire? I haven't read chapter 11 yet and they posted it about 1.5 months ago :O I was adicted to that story *hangs head in shame* well in my defense I had never read slash before but..... *goes off to hide somewhere*
 
Edgette
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that's who writes the best ones on fanfiction. There are some funny none slash none porn ones. Not many that I've read but some. There is one about a fight between The Fly and MacPhisto and one about Bono and the monkeys they are both really funny ones
 
I can't believe how much porn I just posted.....!!

*steam*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
Maybe MadamAdamFans will find this...arousing...*blush*

Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> Adam and the Spoons


I read this on the fan fiction website and cracked up. I don't know anything about the guy, for some reason I think that Adam would laugh at it, too. It's just that odd.

this porn stuff is getting a little wild. i'm so surprised this is all out there...and i never knew even a week ago.
 
Originally posted by UV2001:
I've been on fanfiction.net and I admit it I read slash. Has anyone read one called Desire?

Oh man, that one is SO BAD!

It started off okay...the writing was a little poor but it was interesting...Bono and Edge....and then it was like, Bono and Larry...Adam and Larry....Bono and Morleigh (!), Edge and Ali (!!), Ali and Morleigh(!!!!)...I was like, This is TOO DAMN MUCH for me. I never got past chapter ten.

*shakes head* I'm gonna go read "Fire Unto Fire" again...


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
I can't believe how much porn I just posted.....!!

*steam*


This is ALL MY FAULT! I'm the one that corrupted Mona! I did it! I told her to read the smut! I gave her the URL to the site with the naked pictures of Sting! I did it all! I sawed the legs off the periodic table! I got George W. Bush elected! I was the second gunman! I engineered the moon landing hoax! I ordered the bombing of Laos and Cambodia! And another thing! I was the one who---

*CIA Spooks bust down Echo's door and take her away.*

ECHO: Mmmph! Mmmpph! You can't stop me! ScottPhisto will carry on my legacy! I--

*Spooks shoot Echo with suction-cup-dart gun*



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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Originally posted by Echo:
I got George W. Bush elected!


So YOU'RE the one to blame
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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83

[This message has been edited by DML (edited 12-09-2001).]
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Oh man, that one is SO BAD!

It started off okay...the writing was a little poor but it was interesting...Bono and Edge....and then it was like, Bono and Larry...Adam and Larry....Bono and Morleigh (!), Edge and Ali (!!), Ali and Morleigh(!!!!)...I was like, This is TOO DAMN MUCH for me. I never got past chapter ten.

*shakes head* I'm gonna go read "Fire Unto Fire" again...



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I stopped reading Desire before I even got through the Edge/Bono stuff... I'm a Fire Unto Fire person too. Sunrazer's a great writer I think.



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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam
 
I'm gonna go and read chapters 11 and 12 of Desire now cos I haven't read them yet. I've got the other chapters printed off. there are about 100 pages :O
 
Nice sig, Echo!!!
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lmao

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence
I'm HONORED!!!!!!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Mona, I dub thee the Larry Flynt of Interference.
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*runs off to tell the teachers at Mona's Catholic school about this*

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Mona, I dub thee the Larry Flynt of Interference.
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*runs off to tell the teachers at Mona's Catholic school about this*

Echo says I'm the Bob Guccione of PLEBA. Lol

O no!!!! I've already created enough scandals there!!!! eeeeee!!!!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
I know this is statement is a little...ironic...oxymoronic....when it comes to porn, but on some of that slash, well...i just wish they had more of a plot!
and character development! i mean, I want to KNOW a character before they slide their tongue over other people's body parts! How am I supposed to sympathize with the protagnist? Where's the imagery? It might help if some ancient Greek references and German phrases about alienation were thrown in, just to make things obscure and make me feel inadequate, like when I read T.S.Eliot. then I might feel like the porn was worth it.

is that asking too much?
 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
I know this is statement is a little...ironic...oxymoronic....when it comes to porn, but on some of that slash, well...i just wish they had more of a plot!
and character development!
Heheh....*DEVELOPMENT*

ok


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
i've been a leftfield fan since trainspotting came out...decided to re-visit it and thought "this would make great porn music."

then, on inspiration I pulled out Massive Attack. Without vocals, it would be EXCELLENT porn music.

thinking back on things I've read, I think Lord Adam is into those two groups currently...and they are both very porn-ish. (as opposed to corn-ish.)

I think Adam is into porn.
 
Originally posted by UV2001:
I've been on fanfiction.net and I admit it I read slash. Has anyone read one called Desire? I haven't read chapter 11 yet and they posted it about 1.5 months ago :O I was adicted to that story *hangs head in shame* well in my defense I had never read slash before but..... *goes off to hide somewhere*


Not to keep the porn thread alive, but I read the Desire story (yes, the whole thing last night. OMG!!! It was ... erm ... interesting (In a good way). Edgie and Bono were going at it like sex was going out of style.


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
I was just thinking about the nature of a lot of this porn...and the few Mrs. Edge stories that I've read...and that incident where a woman accosted Larry in a bathroom stall and he didn't do her....

There are more than a few fantasy stories about them leaving their sig. others and finding love with (crazed?!) fans. For the most part, these stories are NOT porn, but are very sweet love stories. Most fan fantasy fiction does NOT show the guys jumping from one partner to the next like (at least what I have read.) It's more about them switching the focus of their committed love.


But would there be so much love from such high-caliber fans if the Boys really did sleep around with everyone and anyone came their way? Would there be so many fantasies out there if they gave in to every lust?

It's a weird paradox...is it their restraint and good behavior that makes them so desirable to fans and causes them to be the focus of these half-porn stories? And makes the stories even more fantastic (in the "fantasy" sense of fantastic) ?

1. they are guys who commit.
2. they are guys who people lust after.
3. there are porn stories starring them.
4. the porn is about them committing to fans.
5. so the porn is about them committing, which is the opposite of porn.
 
All this talk of porn reminds me of the "free porn" episode of Friends. That has to be one of the funniest episodes ever (though not as funny at the one with Ross and the leather pants ... wonder if anything like that ever happened to Bono).

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Read Desire. It's got plot and alot of character development and slash. What more could you want

Originally posted by elizabeth:
I know this is statement is a little...ironic...oxymoronic....when it comes to porn, but on some of that slash, well...i just wish they had more of a plot!
and character development! i mean, I want to KNOW a character before they slide their tongue over other people's body parts! How am I supposed to sympathize with the protagnist? Where's the imagery? It might help if some ancient Greek references and German phrases about alienation were thrown in, just to make things obscure and make me feel inadequate, like when I read T.S.Eliot. then I might feel like the porn was worth it.

is that asking too much?
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
I'm only doing this because I enjoy helping others. Cheers to Fanfiction.net for this:


Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> sexcapades

ellen takes hold of adam's buttocks, massaging them, and as she does this, adam ejaculates his manchowder


Ok, I wasn't going to say anything about this before, but ... WTF ... Manchowder?
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ROTFLMAO. I have never read anything so feckin hilarious in my life.

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

[This message has been edited by JessicaAnn (edited 12-11-2001).]
 
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