Originally posted by Bbug:
He exudes a hard-to-define sexiness. When he smiles, the corners of his mouth turn down, as though he were frowning, but his kindly eyes and relaxed posture suggest otherwise: that he is indeed a HappyAdam. His right arm is sexy. His left arm is sexy. His feet are sexy. The way his suave fingers move over the strings of the bass is sexy. His very TOES are sexy. He is confident and cool enough to wear a sarong and make it look good. He has stared down the banshee that is Naomi Campbell, and lived to tell about it. He has shared the screen with Homer Simpson, and still was not shown up. He collects spoons. (All the great men of western history, from Alexander the Great down on to the present, have collected spoons. But let us all remember that Adam is the only one to have that coveted spoon from Springfield.) His funny little nose is sexy. He looks all cuddly and stuff. He smiles at everyone during shows. He plays funky basslines. He looks AWESOME in those pants. Have you seen the AB cover in its unedited form? His pantal region is impressive, to say the least...
Adam is not for the consumer of boyband cuteness. They are the trashy ratmeat of music's McDonalds; Adam is foie gras. He is not an effeminate looking New Kid or NSyncer (although Joey Fatone is exempt from this distinction. He looks like a fat bookie-- maybe the next PMcG??). Adam's effortless style does not suggest "Fat Slob," but rather, the eye for fashion possessed by only a true master of the art of flower arrangement. He himself has designed clothes of the greatest style. Yet, he does not seem to be a freakish prima donna, in the line of Billy Corgan or, worse yet, Michael Jackson. No, Adam is more. So very much more. Yes, yes, he truly is. And if you don't see it, I pity you. You and your nearsighted, cataract-ridden eyes. Maybe you need some AdamGlasses. And one of those nifty PopMart mask things.
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Seriously, though- he's a very sexy man. If you don't think so, fine...less competition for all the Adamgirls.
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beer+beebs=crazypost. Sorry.
