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Old 12-28-2001, 03:42 AM   #1
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Achtung, Babies! It's the ScottPhisto Society!

As Dictator for Life and Pimpstress, I hereby call this meeting of the ScottPhisto Society to order. ScottPhisto will be returning from his vacation any minute now, and I want this thread to be ready and waiting for him.

ROLL CALL!!! Everyone needs to sign in:

ScottPhisto
Man-Slut
Brian Eno Wrangler

Mona
Secretary of Scandalization
Echo's Pimpstress Protege

Bluey
Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid

Fishy
Spelling Nazi

Bona
Blonde Inspector

Ana
Wardrobe Technician

Discoteque
Resident Hanger-Onner

Mullen-Girl
ScottPhisto's Personal Chef

Hippy Actress
Executive officer of Candy Distribution

Izzybeth
Perpetual Newbie

Julie
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

SpinningHead
Dog Walker

WildHoneyAlways
To be announced

The following positions *snerk* are still open. Anyone can apply, and you can hold more than one title if you feel up to it:

-ScottPhisto Vending Machine Maintenance
-Official Utterer of Non-Sequiturs (Yes, I know we ALL are, but we need an OFFICIAL one if we want the income tax deduction)
-That chick you always see in movies whose sole job it is to fan ScottPhisto with a palm branch
-Ambassador to Guam
-The angsty Morrissey-esque teenager who writes bad poetry
-ScottPhisto's Loo Cleaner

On the itinerary for this meeting:

1) ScottPhisto needs to bestow a title on WildHoneyAlways. As some of you may recall, she requested a position as ScottPhisto's make-up artist but I felt we already had a surplus of Groomers, so it's up to ScottPhisto to make a decision about her status.

2) ScottPhisto will regale us with tales of his Christmas trip to his home state of California

3) ScottPhisto will bless us with his profound and thought-provoking prose

4) The rest of us will run around madly and adore our Man-Slut, stopping for occasional breaks to watch the Cartoon Network and speculate whether ScottPhisto wears boxers or briefs

5) Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna.

That last one doesnt have anything to do with the ScottPhisto Society, necessarily, I'm just saying: Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna. (Those of you who just got your copies of the Flanagan Bible for Christmas, turn to page 196, where Mr. Ambience himself praises the sonic glory of a completely blank 24-track reel.)

Let the chaos commence!

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Old 12-28-2001, 06:07 AM   #2
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Old 12-28-2001, 07:13 AM   #3
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speel chek...brokin...must...fynd...help...

*coolapses safely insid the SS*

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Old 12-28-2001, 07:24 AM   #4
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DogWalker reporting for duty!!!

*Puts leash around Bono's neck, and takes him outside for a little run around town*

(Bono the dog, not Bono the man)
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Old 12-28-2001, 01:57 PM   #5
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DogWalker reporting for duty!!!

*Puts leash around Bono's neck, and takes him outside for a little run around town*

(Bono the dog, not Bono the man)
You're setting your standards too low.



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Old 12-28-2001, 03:03 PM   #6
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naked Bono
*Faints and completely misses all happenings in the ScottPhisto Society*
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Old 12-28-2001, 03:25 PM   #7
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*squeal* I am waiting with bated breath for ScottPhisto's return to Pleba!
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Old 12-28-2001, 03:37 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:


The following positions *snerk* are still open. Anyone can apply, and you can hold more than one title if you feel up to it:

-ScottPhisto Vending Machine Maintenance


well, I am applying for this job. since I in Real Life I am service consultant for retirement plans, I figure that I can be a ScottPhisto vending machine maintenance lady.

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Old 12-28-2001, 03:40 PM   #9
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Perpetual Newbie here, car antenna at the ready.

:: drags out her extensive MST3K library ::

Yeah, you just try to turn up that hiss, Eno.....

izzy ("the monkeys and the monkeys" -Michael Stipe)

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Old 12-28-2001, 04:20 PM   #10
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well, I am applying for this job. since I in Real Life I am service consultant for retirement plans, I figure that I can be a ScottPhisto vending machine maintenance lady.

Done and done.

Hope you understand what you're in for. These machines jam up a LOT. Crazy girls trying to get two or three ScottPhistos at a time...

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Old 12-28-2001, 06:55 PM   #11
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Done and done.

Hope you understand what you're in for. These machines jam up a LOT. Crazy girls trying to get two or three ScottPhistos at a time...

*deer in headlights*

WHAT?

*drops nickels* Hey where'd that sack of coins come from? I DON'T KNOW. *runs*

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Old 12-29-2001, 01:31 AM   #12
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Anybody want some candy?

*After fulfilling her duties...hippy returns to the upstairs vending machine where she plugs in another 65 cents and awaits a ScottPhisto*

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Old 12-29-2001, 01:56 AM   #13
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*strums guitar and croons*

Where are you tonight, ScottPhisto?
It's so lonely here without you
I have only my memories of you to comfort me
Oh, and my back issues of TAMALE magazine...


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Old 12-29-2001, 02:48 AM   #14
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I lost place of my broken car antennae.

All I have is this baseball bat.

O WAIT!!!!! heheh

*puts out the Jello and Kool-Aid*

*Fed Ex*

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Old 12-29-2001, 02:51 AM   #15
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Ggrrr all of Mona's alter egos are here.....Phona's raping a wall or something. Don't ask.

Hey can we watch MST3K, too?
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Old 12-29-2001, 02:54 AM   #16
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Phona's raping a wall or something. Don't ask.

*shakes head*

I knew I shouldn't have commissioned that naked Bono mural...


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Old 12-29-2001, 05:41 AM   #17
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what's with all this raping business?

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Old 12-29-2001, 11:34 AM   #18
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Waitaminute wasn't he comin back the 29th? So he should be back some time today.

*wait*

The tamale I made for ScottPhisto is getting all cold and eaten.

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Old 12-29-2001, 01:41 PM   #19
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Waitaminute wasn't he comin back the 29th? So he should be back some time today.
It's true...*checks watch* He was supposed to get a Welcome-Back-Defiling long ago....



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Old 12-29-2001, 03:57 PM   #20
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I say we send out a search party of fem-bots for him...



Someone should photoshop Scottphisto's head onto Austin's body for that....

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