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eep!

*hides*

oh, dear. i just frightened myself!

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
eep!

*hides*

oh, dear. i just frightened myself!
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That makes 2 of us
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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
A honey child to a swarm of bees...

Take me to that other place...
 
Julie, you frightened me a long time ago
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Love ya!

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
LMAO, hippy!

ok, ScottPhisto~ i was gonna continue talking you up in the picture thread, but i figured that sort of thing should take place here and not clog the picture thread.

1) you are a beautiful man! more so than the past picture revealed

2) you are a fun fun guy and a rarity. i know few guys who would be as fun as you are. not many guys would do things like dress up as a woman. it takes a great sense of humor, bravery, and someone who knows how to have fun, goof off and not take life so seriously. Damn i wish there were more guys like you in the world. *sigh* and i sincerely mean it.

now, enough of this seriousness~~~

*drags a big cardboard box out of the closet*

everyone~ grab a bedsheet! scottphisto~ stop thinking that!

*grabs a shimmery satin sheet*

SCOTTPHISTO SOCIETY TOGA PARTY TIME!!!

*puts on toga, turns on music and dances*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

SCOTTPHISTO SOCIETY TOGA PARTY TIME!!!

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*grabs the tie-dyed sheet (what else
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) and grooves along with Julie*

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
*sets a record in the record player*

*heads to bar, mixes a martini, takes a sip, sets it down, and brings arms up around an invisible dance partner and dances dreamily around the room to Sinatra's 'Something Stupid'*

I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: "I love you"

I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies
You heard the night before
And though it's just a line to you, for me it's true
It never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever lines to say
To make the meaning come through
But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late
And I'm alone with you

The time is right your perfume fills my head, the stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: "I love you"
("I love you, I love you,...")



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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
ok, i'm good.
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*puts on some livelier dancing music and whips out a blender to start a batch of margaritas*

Hippy~ wanna help me salt the glasses and slice the limes?

now where did scotty run off to?



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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!! TO-

*Realizes he forgot his Toga*
*Draft*
Whoops. Oh well...

*Joins the party as if nothing is amiss*

Hey, nice toga! Love that hairdo! Whoa, easy on the jello shots!

Ahh.....it's good to be me.



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
LMAO, hippy!

ok, ScottPhisto~ i was gonna continue talking you up in the picture thread, but i figured that sort of thing should take place here and not clog the picture thread.

1) you are a beautiful man! more so than the past picture revealed

2) you are a fun fun guy and a rarity. i know few guys who would be as fun as you are. not many guys would do things like dress up as a woman. it takes a great sense of humor, bravery, and someone who knows how to have fun, goof off and not take life so seriously. Damn i wish there were more guys like you in the world. *sigh* and i sincerely mean it.
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Julie, baby....thank you for your kind words.

And, can you do me a favor?

EITHER MOVE TO WASHINGTON STATE OR MAKE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT TO THE WOMEN HERE!?!?

Man...single single single....*sigh*

*Hugs Julie and hands her two coupons*
JULIE: What's this?
SCOTTPHISTO: Those are each good for an hour of Scottphistoey goodness with the original. I hate to use coupons, but it's habit, what with my past of being pimped out all the time.
JULIE: Well, what if two hours isn't enough?
SCOTTPHISTO: I makes me own time, darlin...
*Picks up Julie and carries her to the lounge*
MONA: *AHEM!!*
SCOTTPHISTO: *GULP*
MONA: Manslutphisto!!!
SCOTTPHISTO: It's not what it looks like...

>_< *BUSTED*



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]
 
Ana joins the TOGA party and takes a black velvet sheet

Can someone please fix me a margarita? I'm so exhausted of doing nothing and I need a rest...
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*gets annoyed by the loud music*
Hello? Did anyone heard what I just said?! BLA! *puts an Enya CD on the CD player* That's better... *starts to sing* Let me sail let me sail let the Orinoco Flow

EVERYONE: WTF?! *Everyone throws Jello at her*
Ana: Hey, I just wanted to relax!
Julie: Hello!!! This is a party! A celebration! Not a yoga class or something
rolleyes.gif

Ana: Well in that case... *takes out the Enya CD and puts on The Beach Boys*
Ana: Is it better? Or do you feel the same?
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Everyone:
rolleyes.gif

Hippy: Anyone here has a music collection decent enough for a party??
*Everyone runs away searching for their records*
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Originally posted by Ana:
Ana joins the TOGA party and takes a black velvet sheet

Can someone please fix me a margarita? I'm so exhausted of doing nothing and I need a rest...
biggrin.gif
*gets annoyed by the loud music*
Hello? Did anyone heard what I just said?! BLA! *puts an Enya CD on the CD player* That's better... *starts to sing* Let me sail let me sail let the Orinoco Flow

EVERYONE: WTF?! *Everyone throws Jello at her*
Ana: Hey, I just wanted to relax!
Julie: Hello!!! This is a party! A celebration! Not a yoga class or something
rolleyes.gif

Ana: Well in that case... *takes out the Enya CD and puts on The Beach Boys*
Ana: Is it better? Or do you feel the same?
biggrin.gif

Everyone:
rolleyes.gif

Hippy: Anyone here has a music collection decent enough for a party??
*Everyone runs away searching for their records*
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*Starts things off with blaring "ELEVATION!!!"*

SCOTTPHISTO: *SINGS* EL-E-VA-TION!!!!
EVERYONE: *Snicker*
SCOTTPHISTO: What?
JULIE: Didn't you forget your toga?
ANA: And yer singing "Elevation?"
SCOTTPHISTO: *Scratches head* I don't get it. What are you-*realization* *BLUUUUUSH* *Hides behind potted fern*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]
 
Scottie without a toga?

Elevation?

*faint*

*revives to the sound of the Beach Boys*

HIPPY: Wha????? I didn't know this was a BEACH party? My tie-dye's gonna run....

SCOTTPHISTO: *still singing, streaks across the room*

HIPPY: *weakly* Was that Sco.........*has thoughts, faints*
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Julie, baby....thank you for your kind words.

And, can you do me a favor?

EITHER MOVE TO WASHINGTON STATE OR MAKE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT TO THE WOMEN HERE!?!?

Man...single single single....*sigh*

*Hugs Julie and hands her two coupons*
JULIE: What's this?
SCOTTPHISTO: Those are each good for an hour of Scottphistoey goodness with the original. I hate to use coupons, but it's habit, what with my past of being pimped out all the time.
JULIE: Well, what if two hours isn't enough?
SCOTTPHISTO: I makes me own time, darlin...
*Picks up Julie and carries her to the lounge*
MONA: *AHEM!!*
SCOTTPHISTO: *GULP*
MONA: Manslutphisto!!!
SCOTTPHISTO: It's not what it looks like...

>_< *BUSTED*
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OMG!!!

ScottPhisto called me "baby"!

*MASSIVE blushing*

*FAINT*

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and ditto to:
Man...single single single....*sigh*
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all i have to say about that is FOAD, man.

DAD: *enters room* WTF?? julie! WHAT are you doing with all of those stamps???
JULIE: *completely covered in stamps* em....

lol!

*glares around the lounge suspiciously at all the other PLEBA girls and guards the coupons with her life* grrrr...
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LMAO~ it's funny that i was reading the "carries Julie off to the lounge" part as soon as Bono decided to get a little excited in HMTMKMKM! *reads* *hears suggestive Bono noises* *mind wanders* *blushes*



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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
*Starts things off with blaring "ELEVATION!!!"*

SCOTTPHISTO: *SINGS* EL-E-VA-TION!!!!
EVERYONE: *Snicker*
SCOTTPHISTO: What?
JULIE: Didn't you forget your toga?
ANA: And yer singing "Elevation?"
SCOTTPHISTO: *Scratches head* I don't get it. What are you-*realization* *BLUUUUUSH* *Hides behind potted fern*
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lmao!! here~ you can use these palm leafs. *pulls out palm branches from outta no where*

*pulls out more jello shooters and offers one to Scott*

*takes one, then changes the record to play Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobbie McGee"

*does a 'hippy-chick' dance*

whoooo!! LOVE that song, man!

ok, ok. NOW for a little something special for ScottPhisto (it IS his society
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) despite how much it clashes with our Toga theme...

*pulls out record. sets record. record plays...*


on a long and lonely highway east of omaha
you can listen to the engine, moanin out as one long song
you can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before


and your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
when you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
you don't feel much like travelin', you just wish the trip was through


but here I am, on the road again
here I am, up on the stage
here I go, playing the star again
there I go, turn the page


you walk into a restaraunt, strung out from the road
and you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
you pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode
sometimes you can here 'em talk, other times you can't


all the same 'ole cliches: is that a woman or a man?
and you always seem outnumbered, you dare not make a stand


but here I am, on the road again
here I am, up on the stage
here I go, playing the star again
there I go, turn the page


out there in the spotlight, your a million miles away
every ounce of energy, you try to give away
and the sweat pours from your body, like the music that you play
later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
echos of the amplifiers, ringin' in your head
as you smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said






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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
Is it just me or is there a serious lack of BONO at this party?
*pulls out POP and turns it to #1..
Come on, Scotty--Can you shake it as good(or bad hehe) as Bono?
*throws him a policemans badge and helmet
BOOM CHA!
ali
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
lmao!! here~ you can use these palm leafs. *pulls out palm branches from outta no where*

*pulls out more jello shooters and offers one to Scott*

*takes one, then changes the record to play Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobbie McGee"

*does a 'hippy-chick' dance*

whoooo!! LOVE that song, man!

ok, ok. NOW for a little something special for ScottPhisto (it IS his society
wink.gif
) despite how much it clashes with our Toga theme...

*pulls out record. sets record. record plays...*


on a long and lonely highway east of omaha
you can listen to the engine, moanin out as one long song
you can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before


and your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
when you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
you don't feel much like travelin', you just wish the trip was through


but here I am, on the road again
here I am, up on the stage
here I go, playing the star again
there I go, turn the page


you walk into a restaraunt, strung out from the road
and you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
you pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode
sometimes you can here 'em talk, other times you can't


all the same 'ole cliches: is that a woman or a man?
and you always seem outnumbered, you dare not make a stand


but here I am, on the road again
here I am, up on the stage
here I go, playing the star again
there I go, turn the page


out there in the spotlight, your a million miles away
every ounce of energy, you try to give away
and the sweat pours from your body, like the music that you play
later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
echos of the amplifiers, ringin' in your head
as you smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said


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OMG.

If you only knew how much I love that song! Especially the Metallica cover!!

*POUNCES ON JULIE*

MWAH HA!!


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Originally posted by Ali Rose:
BOOM CHA!
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*THRUST*
Originally posted by Ali Rose:
BOOM CHA!
Click to expand...
*THRUST*
Originally posted by Ali Rose:
BOOM CHA!
Click to expand...
*THRUST*
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WHAT?????

*faints*
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
OMG.

If you only knew how much I love that song! Especially the Metallica cover!!

*POUNCES ON JULIE*

MWAH HA!!
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lol, yeah. i thought i'd slip a little metallica in here for your benefit.
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*pulls out a plastic baggy*
GummiBear?

*returns to dancing*



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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"
 
*rotates around own axis*

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
o_O

*videotapes*
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eeee!!



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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
o_O

*videotapes*
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BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Scottie, you're somewhat scary!!!
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
I wish there was a Mona Tamale so I could git down with Bono:
btamale.gif


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Be careful Mona...Scottie will tape it and post it on the internet and then there's gonna be a scandal!
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Could be worse. I could post it on the internet.

OOH!! Ideas......
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I wish there was a Mona Tamale so I could git down with Bono:
btamale.gif


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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...
 
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