Achtung, Babies! It's the ScottPhisto Society!

[FishNeedsABicycle]

*Responding to Ana's suggestion Scotty and Fishy immediatly sit up*
Scotty&Fishy: DID SOMEONE SAY WRESTLING!?! HOOOO-AHHHH!!!
Fishy:*sheepishly* um..could someone else please say "naked"? Just a suggestion...

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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

[This message has been edited by FishNeedsABicycle (edited 01-07-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Are we gonna play rugby any time soon?

SCOTTPHISTO: Let's play shirts and sk--

*glare*

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~*Mona*~
a litle girl with Spanish eyes

A little less circuitry ** A little more poetry

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
*Responding to Ana's suggestion Scotty and Fishy immediatly sit up*
Scotty&Fishy: DID SOMEONE SAY WRESTLING!?! HOOOO-AHHHH!!!
Fishy:*sheepishly* um..could someone else please say "naked"? Just a suggestion...

HOLY SEXUAL SITUATION!!!!!

Oh, and Fishy?

Naked.


*JUMPS INTO JELLO RING, STRIPING AS HE GOES!!!!*

JULIE: Why are you taking your clothes off, Scottphisto?
SCOTTPHISTO: Um...cuz....JELLO 'RASSLIN'!!
JULIE: Who said it was naked 'rasslin?
SCOTTPHISTO: Um. Me.
ANA: Hmm...he's got a point, Julie.
SCOTTPHISTO: *BLUSH*
ANA: Not THAT kind of point!
JULIE: Well, I dunno...
*Suddenly, 30 Scottphistos show up*
SCOTTPHISTO CLONES: Did someone say Jello rasslin'???
SCOTTPHISTO: Oh dear lord....

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

*fills plastic easter eggs with Jello*

*pelt* *pelt*

JELLO EGG: *explode*

SCOTTPHISTO: AG!! I've been NAILED!

JULIE: Mona! STOP.

MONA: *blush* Not like THAT....

SCOTTPHISTO: Waitaminute...it's incredible....it's EDIBLE....

JULIE: Edge? Where?

MONA: *slaps forehead*

SCOTTPHISTO: *is cracking open the plastic eggs and assembling the jello yolks into a great nest of Jello.



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~*Mona*~
a litle girl with Spanish eyes

A little less circuitry ** A little more poetry

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Are we gonna play rugby any time soon?

SCOTTPHISTO: Let's play shirts and sk--

*glare*

As the only male involved in said game, I declare this Jello War SHIRTS AND SKINS!!!

All shirts must be thin white tees.

That is all.

*Ponders*
*Falls off Jello Cannon*

Man...that's too happy a thought to remain concious...*breathing hard....vision blurring....knees weakening....*

Many girls...topless....covered in Jell-....

*COMBUST!!!*


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

*slaps forehad* How did I KNOW this would eventually happen? Would the party responsible for combusting ScottPhisto please come forward and trade in your Jello War Supplies for a Bon Jovi harmonica.

Thank you.

*gets hit by a rugby ball* HEY!

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~*Mona*~
a litle girl with Spanish eyes

A little less circuitry ** A little more poetry

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*slaps forehad* How did I KNOW this would eventually happen? Would the party responsible for combusting ScottPhisto please come forward and trade in your Jello War Supplies for a Bon Jovi harmonica.

Thank you.

*gets hit by a rugby ball* HEY!

*Watches Mona hand herself jello war supplies and then hands herself Bon Jovi Harmonica*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
[BSCOTTPHISTO: Waitaminute...it's incredible....it's EDIBLE....

JULIE: Edge? Where?
[/B]

LOL! yay!

***

eww... exploded ScottPhisto bits. ...are we still wrestling?

*scoops SP pieces together into a pile*

..cuz, we've lost the entire other team (i'm assuming we're guy vs. girls)

*play-doughs SP pieces back into the shape of SP*

waiiiiiit....

*light bulb*

*resculpts SP pieces into Bono form*

hmmm.... not quite safe in a room full of these girls.....

*resculpts into Edge form*

oh, dear

*rape*

no, not quite safe that way either...

*resculpts to SP figure*

still dangerous, but it'll have to do.

ON WITH THE WRESTLING!!!

wait, is it girls-shirts, guy-skin, or guy-shirt, girls- wait....

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

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side note: since we've lost Echo, who'll be in charge of calling together the SPS meetings from now on?
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[FishNeedsABicycle]

*whines*

I want Echo baaaack...

*Flops down in Jello frustrated*

Aw phooey...oh well...skins it is!

*Throws caution and shirt to the wind*

HOOOOOO-AHHHHHHH



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"God is down with the MPS" -ScottPhisto my Favorite Man-Slut

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:


*Flops down in Jello frustrated*

!!!

*inspiration*

Jello Couch!

Jello Bed!

Jello Toilet Seat!

....may be not

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
!!!

*inspiration*

Jello Couch!

Jello Bed!

Jello Toilet Seat!

....may be not

Hmm...Jello Bed....kinda like them vibratin' ones...only you don't need a quarter...

*mind wanders*

Oh my.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol! i was expecting that, just didn't know who'd comment first

*sling*

*splat*

time to wash you hair again!

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Scottphisto]

Not that I'm trying to grab attention from everyone (cuz I am), but whatever happened to that question and answer session?

And furthermore, ON WITH THE JELLO WAR!!

*Turns baseball cap backwards*
*JELLO SLINGSHOT!!!*
*Splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Ana]

*Ana gets hit by one of ScottiePoo's slingshots*

*SPLAAAAAT!!!*

WTF??!?!

You just ruined my bedazzled thong!!!!!!!
You're dead man Scott!! *takes out of her suitcase a giant bazooka and loads it with grape flavor Jello* Prepare to FIGHT!!!!!

*ZOOM*
*ZOOM*
*BANG*

Scott:*screams in horror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hides behind a cardboard Bono*
Now shot me if you dare lil' miss "war-dope technician*

Ana: *fumes* ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! you asked for it mistah!!!!!!!! *she shots toward the cardboard Bono and pulverizes it*

Scottphisto: O_O

Ana: Hasta la vista... MAN SLUT!!!!
*BANG*
*ZAP*
*ZAP*
*BANG*
*OUCH* Scottphisto: hey! That really hurts ya know?!

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
*All he can think is ?Don?t black out don?t black out oh God don?t black out?*
*Vorkas pulls a large knife from his belt.*
VORKAS: Now, little brother. I end you.

VORKAS: *Smiling*Then, I?ll kill your friends. I?ll kill everyone who?s seen you, who?s spoken to you. And THEN, I?m going to pay a visit to that girl, Ec-
In a flash, Scottphisto was up and on top of Vorkas, fists flying*
SCOTTPHISTO: DON?T EVEN THINK/ ABOUT TOUCHING HER!!!
*Gaining the upper hand, Vorkas throws Scottphisto off him. He grasps him by the neck an lifts him two feet in the air.*
VORKAS: HA! That?s more like the brother I knew!! Full of vengence and hate! I love it!! But, alas, too little, too la-OW!!
*Vorkas drops Scottphisto and looks down at the fiery pain in his side. His dark blood pours out of his body from an 8-inch slash down his flank. Next to him, he sees a young blonde woman holding his knife, covered in his own blood.*
VORKAS: You little?do you know what I am?!?
SCOTTPHISTO: *Still on ground* *Raspy voice* Yeah, she does know what you are. A big, stupid, smelly pain in the ASS!! *With all his might, he fires his foot straight into Vorkas?s groin, causing the demon to collapse in pain* I?m sorry, I was wrong. Not a pain in the ass, rather a pain in the?
*The girl puts down the knife and runs to help Scottphisto stand. They run out of the alley, and into a black car parked at the end of the street. The car speeds off.*
Vorkas, having recovered, sees that his quarry has escaped. His fury is released in a horrible roar that shatters windows for five blocks. Angry, he wanders off, disappearing into the alley.*

*In the car, Scottphisto is in incredible pain. His ribs are all broken. So is his nose and jaw. Every inch of him hurts. If he were human, he?d have been dead after Vorkas?s first blow.*
*He looks through swelled eyes at his rescuers. The blonde woman cradles him, then says something to the driver; a male with black hair. He?s sweating.*
GIRL: *To driver* Hurry! We?re gonna lose him!
DRIVER: I?m going as fast as I can!
SCOTTPHISTO: *Weakly* Who?who???.are??
GIRL: Try not to talk. We?re here to help you.
SCOTTPHISTO: Thank????..you? *His world disappears with a bolt of pain to his heart. He passes out. For a moment, he can see the face of Kathrine*


[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-11-2002).]

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Ana:
*Ana gets hit by one of ScottiePoo's slingshots*

*SPLAAAAAT!!!*

WTF??!?!

You just ruined my bedazzled thong!!!!!!!
You're dead man Scott!! *takes out of her suitcase a giant bazooka and loads it with grape flavor Jello* Prepare to FIGHT!!!!!

*ZOOM*
*ZOOM*
*BANG*

Scott:*screams in horror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hides behind a cardboard Bono*
Now shot me if you dare lil' miss "war-dope technician*

Ana: *fumes* ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! you asked for it mistah!!!!!!!! *she shots toward the cardboard Bono and pulverizes it*

Scottphisto: O_O

Ana: Hasta la vista... MAN SLUT!!!!
*BANG*
*ZAP*
*ZAP*
*BANG*
*OUCH* Scottphisto: hey! That really hurts ya know?!

Holy crap...
*FEAR*

Bedazzled thong???!?!!??!!??!
*FAINT*
The only thing better than a thong is a SHINEY THONG!!!!!!!!!!
*FAINT AGAIN*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Scottphisto]

You know, I've been lookin' around on the board, and a thought came to me...

ANYONE KNOW HOW MANY FREAKIN' TIMES I'VE BEEN NEKKID ON PLEBA??!?!

I mean, damn..

Oh well.

*Strip*
*Runs around, arms in air, towel tied around neck, pretending to fly, and going "Whoooooooooooooosh!! I'm a fly! Swat me!!"*

*Ahem*

 

[FallDownJulie]

LMAO!!!!!

*bite*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
LMAO!!!!!

*bite*

Yipe yipe yipe!!!!

*Snarl*

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol, sorry!

didn't mean to bite so hard!

*kisses bite wound*

*"ices" spot with jello*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

*builds a 'snowman' out of jello*

....now for a nose....

*search*

SCOTT!!! WE'RE OUTTA CARROTS!!!!

...hmmm.... this'll do!

*thunk*

*sticks a spoon in as a nose*

*tops with a beanie*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Ali Rose]

I just spent an hour reading this and you're all insane. But in a good way. I wish I could have been there...I'm quite a good shot. Whos gonna clean this mess up?
Arent our boys coming to play here again next week?
*looks around gaping
*gasps-runs to try to salvage demolished cardboard Bono
*Slips on jello-ized floor, lays there unconcious
Ali

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Ali Rose:
Whos gonna clean this mess up?
Ali

<------

Some wisacre went around labeling everything in the house "loo." So now I'm expected to clean it all! Rackem frackem. *mop*

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~

I got lost in the Netherlands!!

You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came

 

[hippy]

*hippy looks around confusedly....*

HIPPY: Umm...guys, my jello just got finished...hello? Where is everyone? Damn...

*takes her jello bowl back to the frige to wait for the next time someone yells JELLO FIGHT! next time she will be ready, oh yes, evil grin*

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[JennyBean]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

new *positions* needed:

~ jello maker

[/B]

I am an expert jello maker! OK, OK, I know I'm too late for this war, but I'll be prepared for the next one.MUWHAAAA!!
*runs off to get more jello for next war*
Jen

[This message has been edited by JennyBean (edited 01-20-2002).]

 

[FallDownJulie]

i have a friend joining soon and she requested i reserve a *position* for her in the society.

ScottPhisto~ you have a new coffee girl! (if you don't drink coffee, we can make her your tea girl, hot-cocoa girl, kool-aid girl, whatever.) here to serve you. here for your refreshment. and ready you help perk you up when necessary.

hee hee! i'm getting smacked for the last part! lol! *hide*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Starr]

The words have escaped me for some odd reason on this thread....maybe i am confused or just plain baffled.....

BUT what i really want to know doea anyone do work at work?



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Starr*
"oh I wish I were a little bar of soap..... I wish I were a little bar of soap...i'd go squishy and slimy all over people's heineys ......Oh i wish i were a little bar of soap....."

 

[wildhoney22]

Originally posted by Starr:
The words have escaped me for some odd reason on this thread....maybe i am confused or just plain baffled.....

BUT what i really want to know doea anyone do work at work?

LMAO I'd be thinking the same thing you were, but then again I don't work (yet).


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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
A honey child to a swarm of bees...

Take me to that other place...

 

[FallDownJulie]

LMAO!!!

"work"?

what eez theez "work" you speak of? lol!

*pout* no PLEBA at work for me. i don't have a computer. *is eaten by a giant venus fly-trap*

"feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed me, seymore!"

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

[This message has been edited by FallDownJulie (edited 01-21-2002).]