A Fairy Tale For The 21st Century Woman

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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened upon a
frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the
princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly
saut?ed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freaking think so.



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